
North by Northside, signing off.
Ever since I began to be drawn to the move to Superior, this song "Don't Forget to Miss Me" has been my personal Twin Cities theme song.
She said she's gonna make it back, it could be any day
It's not so much the waiting as not knowing what to say
She said, oh always keep me close
Even 'cross the distant sea
One more thing, oh yeah, before I go
Don't you forget to miss me
Sometimes I would be singing it as if directed at a place that had been my home, hoping the contributions I made and whatever lessons I could teach would remain and be built upon. (Minneapolis, don't you forget to miss me.) Other times I envisioned Minneapolis singing it to me, reminding me to keep what I have learned and continue my service to a community in my new home. (Minneapolis: Don't you forget to miss me.) For a very long time, my relationship with wherever I happen to live has extended almost to a personal level of attachment.
Have you ever been in a long-term relationship with someone and then felt yourselves growing apart? Have you ever woken up one morning, and turned your gaze to your loved one only to realize that because one or both of you have changed, now you don't love them the same way anymore? What do you do when that happens, do you recommit yourselves to what essentially amounts to a new relationship, do you go through the motions and stay together even though things now feel hollow, or do you realize that it's now time to part ways? What happens when you feel that way about your home?
I don't love Minneapolis anymore and I hadn't for a while even before I left. Or at least I stopped loving it in the way I used to. If I were to characterize my relationship with this city on a personal level...
...I would say it feels like a parent whose child has finally grown to the point where they are ready to venture out on their own. I know that child will make mistakes yet I hope they will achieve greater things than if I held on to them too tightly or for too long. Sometimes that feeling devolves into paternalistic condescension. I can see or at least think I see where certain actions are going and how they'll lead down a harmful path. Other times I am pleasantly surprised with genuine hope that Minneapolis can go in new and bold directions that I personally would not have chosen for it.
This blog has been dedicated to my commitment to change Minneapolis for the better. Since that time has come to a close, the time to stop writing here is at hand as well. I intend to keep the site open, but the likelihood that I will add more content is quite small. I'd like to leave my fair and former city with one final piece of guidance. There is a growing trend of what I would call "
tribal epistemology" that threatens how we move forward as a country, and a similar strain has taken hold in Minneapolis.
"Epistemology" is, in short, the study of how we separate belief from opinion. How we individually and collectively decide and agree upon what is true. It's phonetically similar to entomology, the study of bugs, and etymology, the study of language. Applied in the arena of politics, either of the latter could be useful too. But the risk we face comes from the former of the three.
If, like me, you were shocked at the ascent of Donald Trump you probably still ask yourself the question of how did we get here? How do so many people support someone who lies with such abandon about issues large and small that can be so quickly and easily disproven? Even before we get into whether right or left, Republican or Democratic ideas serve us best, how is it that a person like this receives credence? One factor among many is the phenomenon of tribal epistemology.
We live in almost a binary existence and as that existence becomes increasingly fractured, one way we evaluate information is if it comes from "our tribe." If an opinion or an interpretation of a fact or an outright lie is presented on Fox News or CNN, how many people will immediately accept or reject that statement almost entirely on the basis of its source? Far too many of us. If people who already think like me present that item I'm going to consider it more favorably than if it were to come from an opponent. If an idea is "good for my tribe" or at least "bad for the other tribe," its merits can carry far less importance.
It's easy to look to a national scale or to an ideological or political opponent and see someone else behaving that way. But Minneapolitans and the ascendant progressive wing of Democrats there would be wise to recognize this course amongst yourselves. I have noticed the dynamic several times as I began to distance myself physically and mentally from the city, most recently in the contested proposals for changes to landlord and rental policies.
The leading voice opposing that ordinance was a group of landlords who campaigned heavily on social media. One fault of the rule changes is they did little to distinguish between good and bad landlords, or larger corporations managing hundreds of units vs. smaller scale owners of only one or a few properties. Those who supported the change also made no such distinction when bombarding the social media posts with comments.
We were goaded to disregard anything from this group simply on the basis that it was coming from landlords. People would describe a poor and often blatantly unjust experience they had under a landlord, then use that ordeal to justify almost any action that landlords as a whole would consider punitive. The merits of the issue at hand were secondary to the belief that anything coming from a landlord group should be opposed. Even if the harm one received from a landlord was already illegal or would not be diminished from the new ordinance, people supported the measures because it would inflict cost, inconvenience, or other pain upon the other "tribe."
I can be guilty of the same reaction. Take the current uproar over the Upper Harbor Terminal as an example. I rather like the new design and I worry that trying to cram in too many sociopolitical concerns du jour will be unwieldy for the eventual development. At the same time, I recognize how the northside in particular has been harmed by unfavorable designs and land use and ownership in the Above The Falls portion of our riverfront, and have no desire for those mistakes to be repeated. I am quite agnostic about how to untangle this particular knot.
But I do not like this current council, and feel a certain sense of
schadenfreude as it wrestles with the dilemma. If the course of events is bad for people I don't like, part of me takes pleasure in that aspect above any other consideration.
That's why I'm stepping away from this blog and my commentary on the state of north Minneapolis. I came to my signature issue of housing preservation through initially celebrating demolitions and then being convinced that my position was in fact wrong. Tribal epistemology makes that kind of intellectual arc almost impossible to apply to complex political concerns. The longer I am away from this city, the easier it is for me to misapply that method.
So my final piece of advice to you is to examine yourselves for such a bias, to reach out and work with people across divides, and to be able to recognize both what ideas work and when your own vision may be wrong.
Don't forget to miss me Minneapolis.
*One final housekeeping note. I am going to turn comments off on this blog. They will remain open through the end of the month in case anyone wants to leave a public comment on here one last time. While blogs are still useful for long-form writing, interactions tend to be far more robust on social media. Blogger has also completely failed to keep up with spam filters. Over the course of the last year I have had to manually approve or reject over 1,200 comments that were not immediately classified as spam. The amount of real comments was less than one half of one percent. I will make sure a contact email is prominently displayed, but there is little benefit to a soon-to-be dormant blog keeping open a feature that is 99.5% spam.

Before you get your home ready to show prospective buyers, the most important thing to realize is that you have terrible taste. Sure, you love the color scheme in the dining room and it was fashionable, but trust me, those particular shades of whatever paint you used look awful now and your buyers will hate it. And if they don't like it then the first thing they'll do when they put an offer together is start to take money off the top. "Well since we're going to redo almost every surface in there, let's drop our offer by maybe two grand. I mean Jesus. Burnt orange and chartreuse?" There is a scientific basis for this as well, in that people react differently to colors, but can more easily imagine their preferred color scheme on a neutral surface.
Lesson 10: Paint it white. Go back and watch the business card scene from American Psycho, write down every "shade" of white that they describe, bring that list to a Sherwin Williams store, and tell them this is your new color palate.
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"Look at that subtle off-white coloring..." |
This is a good time to remember that all of your furniture is ugly too. Sure you knew the couch you picked up in college from someone's alley and is now in the basement man-cave should be passed on to the next generation of kids getting their first apartment or possibly destroyed via exorcism. But everything you bought since then is awful too. The bench that looked so charming on the Wayfair website was exactly the wrong one, the klibbig och förfallen from Ikea wasn't put together right and it just so happens your prospective buyers are snobby Swedish furniture assemblers and they will notice such things, and let's not get started on those dining room chairs.
Since I bought my new home before selling, I was able to move my furniture out and stage the house. You may have to put that in storage or get rid of things to make room, but hiring someone to stage your home can help significantly. A professional stager is someone with better aesthetic taste than your entire family will ever cumulatively have, who can bring in furniture you could otherwise never afford to put in your home, and who can fool the buyers into thinking that they are not purchasing a house from an uncultured slob. Since the furniture is not yours though, you won't be able to use it or touch it or look directly at it while your home is selling. You'll essentially pay a thousand dollars or more to turn your household life into a giant game of "Operation" until a buyer comes along, and it will be worth every penny.
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Now that the house is ready to show to people who will actually give you money, let's go over a few basics that often get overlooked. Keep things clean. This means wiping down every imaginable surface, minimizing dust, sweeping and mopping, cleaning windows and mirrors, and getting rid of clutter. If you've staged your house with other people's furniture but still haven't completely gotten rid of your own, "decluttering" is a physical impossibility. Do it anyway. Similar to staging, you may want to hire a professional to take care of details you are psychologically incapable of seeing. When you walk into a home that you're thinking of buying, you might not notice these things. But your brain does. The same is true for your home and prospective buyers. Every time something in a buyer's brain says, "I don't really like this," whether they realize it or not, that action makes it less likely they'll put in an offer and more likely that they'll come in with a lower bid.
Your home has been painted, staged, cleaned, decluttered of extraneous objects and children, and it's ready to be listed! The big day is here! What can you expect?
One of the genuine surprises I had during my sale process was how FAST a live listing turns into a request to see the home. My listing went live at five o'clock and I was still in the middle of wiping down surfaces, decluttering some spots, and replacing some exterior light bulbs. I figured I would have part of that late afternoon/early evening to make things just perfect. Oh how wrong that assumption is. You see, in today's real estate market there are people who have already sold their homes or agreed to move out of their apartment and are now living in a continuous holding pattern, driving around town with their realtor twenty-four hours a day. When a listing goes live, they will immediately descend on your home like a flock of circling birds, hoping at least for a bowl of candy or some wax fruit from the staging company that they can grab for nourishment. Within minutes I was getting requests to see the house and the buyers and their realtors were already on their way. By 5:15, the first round of people were already trundling through my home, and a seller should really never be around when that happens.
Lesson 11: When your listing goes up, the house should be 100% ready right at that moment because buyers are already waiting for their chance to view your home.
If you and your realtor have worked together and done things well enough (in a hot market; as things cool down the listing process takes longer), you may have an acceptable offer within the first few days. Then it's time to go through the inspection and appraisal processes, and begin packing up the remainder of your belongings so that you can seamlessly transition from one home to the next. Of course, this will not happen.
When I moved from a two-bedroom apartment into my Minneapolis home, it was unreal how much STUFF I had accumulated. Once I finally settled in, I remember saying, “If this is what it’s like moving this much crap from an apartment into a home, I hope I never have to move from this house after I’ve filled it with even more stuff.” Wisdom from the mouth of babes.
Now at first the task of boxing up your entire life will seem huge but manageable. Thinking you’ll be able to do this without going crazy is your first mistake. You’ll start by boxing up the more commonly used items in your home because those will be the things your brain recognizes as easily categorized. Ha ha! Isn’t this exciting?! We’re moving to a new home and I can’t wait to unpack the silverware and kitchen utensils and nice china and sit down to a delicious meal! Except now your utensils and silverware are boxed up and at the BOTTOM of all the other boxes you’ve filled because you put those aside first. I hope you like eating Ramen noodles and using pizza box tops as plates for the next six weeks! You did it for a few years in college, so how hard can this be?
Or maybe you decide to use an opposite strategy, packing up everything you don't use first. So you wander through the house in a helter-skelter fashion, picking up detritus you haven't used in months or even years. But you can only lump in random objects like needle-nose pliers and galoshes and baseball card collections for so long before your waking hours turn into the equivalent of a deliriously lucid fever dream. And just when you think you won't need some old document like college transcripts or income tax returns from seven years ago, your loan officer will call you up and say that underwriting needs the exact hardest document to find right now or your loan isn't closing on time.
Eventually whatever system you have for packing your belongings will break down. This is inevitable, and if we're being honest here it wasn't really working to begin with. The more often you use or come across something, the easier it is to categorize it and put it in a box that makes sense for how it will be unpacked and utilized in the new home. Books, kitchenware, furniture, important documents, wall hangings, rugs, pets, most kids, etc. are all easy to categorize. But remember the time you bought a sewing kit before deciding a new outfit was more convenient than reattaching a button? Or last Christmas when your mom said she had saved your third-grade research project that was basically a plagiarized encyclopedia entry on Portugal but she decided to keep it all these years for you and now you can’t just THROW IT AWAY. And just a reminder, you bought that guitar, fully intending to teach yourself at least a few chords because how hard can it be? Or the shoebox full of poems you wrote about your high school crush and even though you’re Facebook friends now and it’s clear you really dodged a bullet on that one those things still have sentimental value. You were going to use the guitar to put that to music, remember?
Your house is FULL of these things. You may not have thought about them for the better part of a decade, but they have not forgotten about you. After a while, those will be the only things left unpacked. They will sit out in the open, staring at you, defying you to try and make sense of your life, and then they will scurry off into random drawers, only to resurface just when you thought you had all your belongings boxed up.
This is a good stage to figure out which box has your tablet and a charger, plug those in to watch some Marie Kondo on Netflix, and the load up your car with things you don't know what to do with and bring them to Goodwill. Those sweaters your aunt gave you for three straight Christmases that you never wore, the questionable artwork you couldn't put up even BEFORE your walls took on an unblemished eggshell patina so forget it NOW, your least favorite child, and so on.
When it comes to packing up your life's belongings, the next lesson in moving comes from an adage I've heard home rehabbers use often. The hardest fifty percent is the last ten percent. When your system for organizing and boxing things up breaks down, those last few things are the hardest to categorize and pack.
I went through all of this with just a dog. As long as I had a few toys and her food and water dishes out, she handled the chaos pretty well. I can’t imagine what it would be like trying to handle this Herculean cleaning-of-the-stables task with kids in tow - even if you made sure they had toys and food and water dishes. So anyone trying to juggle a home sale with being a responsible parent, there’s really only one piece of advice I feel qualified to give.
Remember when you were a kid and you went off to summer camp and you had this paranoid thought, Oh my god, what happens if when I get back from camp, I go home and find out that mom and dad MOVED? As an adult, I’m telling you, this is probably the way you want to do it.
Another item - your house WILL start to behave in different ways. There WILL be things that happen that never happened in the years that you lived there. Some of it makes sense when you think about it. Imagine if you and your spouse work the same shift and then for a while suddenly one of you has to work nights. The things you do with and around each other change because your schedules change. The same is true with your house. You start to use some rooms more and others less; you put strain or stress on the home in a way that you hadn’t before, so in that respect it shouldn’t be surprising that the house acts differently. Or maybe it’s just a side effect from a random and merciless universe, you decide.
But these things absolutely will happen, and probably AFTER you've had all the relevant inspections and disclosed everything possible to your new buyer and now you have to make them wonder what kind of shabby and decrepit house it is that they're buying.
Right before my house sold, Minneapolis had an unusually late and large snowfall and quick melting. My basement flooded, and so did basements for people who hadn’t seen condensation for decades. Even though my basement was dry for years and I'd just repainted it with a specific seal to keep it that way, prospective buyers balked at the once-in-a-decade wet conditions. And then the week of the open house, a colony of ants decided to announce their presence. Seven years and I had never seen an ant infestation like this before. So be prepared to wonder if you have picked up a poltergeist during the moving process, and hopefully that will stay in your old home instead of following you to the new one.
But now...FINALLY you're in your new home! You can start to unpack and begin a new chapter in your life. This is going to be great. And with all the lessons you learned from selling and moving for the first time, you'll be sure to do things that will make this easier in a few years when you move again. Right? ... RIGHT???
I hope you saved that shoebox full of high school love poems. Spread those out on the fancy new desk that the next buyers are sure to love when you sell this place. You're going to need a reminder from time to time of precisely how foolhardy and unattainable your dreams really are.

What is your plan financially?
When I teach classes for people on buying their first homes, one thing I would show was a chart for how much money you need and when you need it. From the point of just thinking about buying (you may need $15-20 for your own credit report) to the costs of inspections, appraisals, earnest money, and the day of closing. How long does that process go and when do you need money during those stages? Selling a home isn’t free either, and having the same kind of understanding will make navigating that far easier.
Many cities, Minneapolis included, have pre-sale inspection reports as a requirement. The inspector may be either a city employee or just someone qualified to review your home for code issues. In most cases, anything below code will then become the responsibility of the new buyer, sometimes to fix within a specified time period after taking ownership. The idea is to have no items below that grade, which is another good reason to have a realtor who can help spot those before the inspection. The pre-sale inspections tend to cost between $200 and $500, and if you decide to do any repairs and have them reinspect for a cleaner report at the time of sale, plan on a small fee for a second visit.
After your inspection and prior to listing, you may want to invest in a few things that will really help your home shine. You won’t get a second chance to make a first impression, so it’s important to consider taking steps that will proactively address this; things like a professional cleaning service, staging your home with someone else’s furniture that’s nicer than yours, having pets stay in a kennel service, putting any unnecessary children up for adoption, etc.
For most homes in the Twin Cities, if they are in decent shape and priced well, an offer can be accepted within a week or so of listing - sometimes even sooner. When the offer is accepted, the buyer will do their own inspection and may request other repairs. If you have a limited budget for this, then you can hold the line on an “as is” offer. Just know that doing so could cost you money in the long run. The accepted offer will typically have a ten-day period during which the buyer can conduct that inspection and request additional repairs. Those repairs don’t have to be completed prior to the 10-day window, but will need to be done before closing. Likewise, the buyer’s lender could require their own set of repairs as part of their review of the appraisal.
It’s a good idea to understand exactly what the buyer’s lender will review when it comes to inspection documents regarding your property. Many lenders will be fairly lenient in this regard and only require repair items if the appraisal says so. But the pre-sale inspection, the buyer’s inspection, the seller’s disclosure or any other repair items agreed to on the purchase contract, the online listing of the property, and even the title work can offer clues to a lender about the property’s condition. Depending on the loan program, the lender, and the strength of your buyer’s application, any of those things could result in a required repair prior to closing. It’s best to make sure your realtor has a good understanding from the buyer’s agent about what a lender might look for, and then plan accordingly.
And then if you are moving into a new home and using financing to get there, you’ll need your own inspection, earnest money, and appraisal costs for your new transaction as well. So a timeline looks like this.
Day 1. Pay for the pre-sale inspection of $200-$500.
Day 2 - 7. If any re-inspection is needed, be prepared to do the work and have the inspector out again. $150 or so for reinspection, plus the cost of any repairs. You may want to invest in a professional cleaner ($100 - $500+ depending on how much work they do) or a professional staging service ($1,000 - $2,000+ also depending on how much of the home they stage).
Day 8. Your property is listed for sale.
Day 15. Accept an offer!
Days 16 - 25. Put your own offer on a property, and be prepared to pay $500 for your inspection, $1,000 or more for an earnest money deposit, and $500 for your appraisal. Be prepared to make any repairs required by the buyer. Those could be paid at the time of the work or at closing from your sale proceeds, depending on the contractor and amount or type of work.
Days 26 - 45. Sometime in this period, an appraisal will be done and the property will be reviewed by the buyer’s lender. Be prepared to make repairs as needed from that review process. Those repairs might be payable from your closing proceeds, but at least a partial up-front payment should be expected.
Days 46 - closing. Moving vans and any professional moving services or getting friends to help out. Please be advised that federal law requires that beer and pizza be provided for any such services, regardless of how close of a relationship between you and the friends helping out. These costs may be due prior to the closing day or could be paid at closing when hopefully you have enough in proceeds to cover it - especially the beer and pizza.
To be sure, you could pay for JUST the pre-sale inspection and hold the line on an “as is” sale, move things out using your own car and a pickup truck, then couch surf with a friend or family member until you find the next home. But the reality is that selling your home and preparing for the next place to live can cost between $2,500 and $5,000 PLUS any repairs that need to be paid for during the sale process instead of at the closing table. And the more you put those repairs or costs onto the buyer of your home, the less money the buyer is paying you at closing.
So getting ready to sell means at a minimum paying for a municipal inspection if your city requires one. Other costs may be optional depending on your next steps, and depending on whether you can defer those until your home sells. But getting the most out of your sale could cost you several thousand dollars up front.
Lesson seven: Talk to your realtor about pre-sale inspection costs, potential repairs and other sale costs, and make a plan for that prior to listing the home for sale.
Most home sellers moving on to another owned home are using the equity from the sale to get there. Instead of juggling the sale of your home with the financing and purchase of another, what if there is a different way to go about this? In my case, there was and it’s called a bridge loan. Bridge loans fill a useful niche in the home selling and buying process. First off, the home you’re selling is in kind of a gray area for getting a traditional loan. A full refinance comes with thousands in closing costs, so that typically isn’t the ideal way to access equity. Home equity lines of credit have limited closing costs, but if your home is already on the market many lenders will not extend credit. The goal of most mortgage loans is to make money over time, so part of the property approval process is to check if the house has recently been or is currently listed for sale.
Furthermore, lenders will want to know about recent inquiries on your credit report, which can tip them off if you’re about to take on a new mortgage for the home you’re buying. If you are moving to a different job market, then employment verifications will make it clear whether you will continue to occupy what is commonly referred to as the “departure residence” as your new home. Even if you make it all the way to the closing table, boilerplate language on many such loans states that you intend to occupy the home as your primary residence for the foreseeable future. This should go without saying, but it’s generally not a good idea to mislead your lender on a mortgage loan. In fact, doing so is rather illegal. Applying for credit under false pretenses can lead to a foreclosure proceeding even if your payments are on time, and may even result in civil or criminal penalties. So having all sorts of equity in the home you’re selling can be a case of “water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink.”
And that’s where a bridge loan comes into play. The bridge loan lender knows that they are putting either a first or second mortgage on real estate that is expected to sell within the next few months to a year. Fees are minimal, but the interest rate is going to be higher than a market-rate first mortgage or second loan/credit line. And a bridge loan often has a balloon payment to it, usually twelve months. What that gives you is a means to access home equity with minimal up-front or closing costs, at a slightly higher rate, and with a term that is expected to be short.
In my case, I had built up significant equity in the home I planned to sell. I was moving to a market where home values were typically cheaper, at least for the size and location I wanted. I was looking for a fixer-upper too, and although it had to be livable with a functioning bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen, my new home would likely not qualify to be secured by any kind of funding except a purchase-rehab or renovation-style loan. I wanted more control over the restoration process than that financing would give me. And I could handle the increased housing expense. A bridge loan was absolutely the perfect mortgage product for my situation.
Because I didn’t need to max out the available equity, my bridge loan was approved without the need for a full internal appraisal review. That won’t be the case for everyone who goes this route, so be prepared for some additional out-of-pocket expenses if necessary. Appraisals can cost anywhere from $150 for an exterior-only review and $500 for a full interior site visit - more if your home is more than one unit.
When I started to look for financing options, one name came up pretty frequently for bridge loans. Deerwood Bank does them and my lender, Brian Rubbelke, took excellent care of me. In fact, I tried shopping around and had a few lenders flat out tell me that they were unfamiliar enough with the process that they just recommended Deerwood. If there is enough equity in your home to get you to your next place, a bridge loan is a great way to take some pressure off. That allows you to move your belongings from one place to the next without having to coordinate every piece of the transaction to happen back to back, sometimes on the same day.
Lesson eight: A bridge loan can be an ideal way to move from one home to the next, if the circumstances are right.
One of the requirements though is that this financing type has to be in first or second lien position. If you’re selling for the first time, that usually means the property was one that you bought as a first-time homeowner. You may have used some down payment assistance to get in the door. If so, be prepared for another set of tasks needed to clear those up. Just like first mortgages, down payment assistance loans are often originated by one party and then transferred to a servicing entity after closing. You’ll get the notice of transfer just like any financing entity is required to provide. But since assistance loans generally don’t have monthly payments to them, it’s far more likely that such notices get lost in the shuffle.
This can make it incredibly difficult to clear out any issues. For instance, if your loan was forgivable over time, it’s likely that the satisfaction of the mortgage was sent to you and it was up to you to record it. Have you ever recorded your own satisfaction of mortgage? I thought not. If you can’t find the original that was sent your way, you’ll need to request a new one from the appropriate party. The key word being “from the appropriate party,” because this is where things can get really fun.
Here is a very much not hypothetical situation I went through. Down payment assistance funds were allocated by the city of Minneapolis and contracted to a neighborhood group. The neighborhood group then picked an organization to administer the funds. After closing, it wasn’t clear whether the administrator handed the loan off to another servicer or not. The neighborhood group eventually chose another administrator for future assistance loans, and the one that had my assistance package dissolved. The funds like my loan were then overseen by the city again, although for at least some of those liens, they transferred authority to an entirely different servicer. To complicate matters even more unnecessarily, the city departments and the servicing entities are often staffed by a small number of people and don’t always have equally skilled backups when the person you really need to talk to is on vacation or medical leave.
Bear in mind what I was trying to do here. My bridge loan needed to pay off this assistance lien. So we had to find someone who as authorized to 1) confirm the actual payoff amount, 2) accept the payoff payment, and 3) provide the documentation needed to record the satisfaction of the mortgage. This loan would have been forgiven if enough time passed, so the servicer had an additional motive for accepting my funds. Something that on the surface would seem simple when all you’re saying is, “I have thousands of dollars to give you, will someone PLEASE take my money?” took weeks to resolve. And given my knowledge of mortgage loans in general and community-based downpayment assistance in particular, there are few people with the skill set I had and that I needed to get to the bottom of my particular dilemma.
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"I don't know who you are. I do know what you want. If you are looking for a loan payoff, I can tell you I have money. But what I also have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you accept my payoff request now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will...still give you my money because otherwise I can't sell my home." |
The existence of a down payment assistance lien combined with a bridge loan added one final mortgage-related quirk to my process. In Minnesota, whenever a special assistance loan, like a deferred or zero-interest, zero-payment lien gets rolled into an interest-bearing loan, that transaction has to have a credit-counseling service sign off on the fact that the applicant has had a neutral third party review the situation. I think this is a very good aspect of consumer protection, as it limits the ability of an unscrupulous lender to roll in deferred loans (either to increase fees and commissions or because it’s just more work to incorporate the right thing into the loan process). I was aware of that and built it into the process with my lender and with Powderhorn Residents Group to review my documents. But if you’re paying off assistance then make sure you’ve located the correct party well in advance and you know whether credit counseling is needed. Build those steps into your sale process early, because finding out at the last minute will cause delays and cost money - maybe even cause the new purchase to fall through entirely.
Lesson nine: Know your home's title land loan/lien situations before selling, and plan ahead to resolve weird stuff if you have down payment assistance liens to deal with.
In my case, I took out a loan for about $63,000. The payments were about $390 per month. That paid off my down payment assistance and gave me enough to buy my new home in cash. I used personal savings to cover needed repairs on my new home, which came to about $10,000 prior to the Minneapolis house selling. The additional mortgage payment was manageable. And I used a combination of personal savings and promises to pay from the sale proceeds to get my Minneapolis house into saleable condition. That was about $3-5,000 in supplies and labor, plus up-front staging fees. Another $5,000 was paid at closing for the remainder of the work.
Selling my home and arranging for new living situations cost me roughly $20,000 - most of which was paid up front, with some divvied up after my sale closed. Being able to conduct the sale in the way I did made the move far less stressful and likely made me more money. I wasn't able to see what alternate-reality Jeff Skrenes did to sell his home, so I can't say for sure. A more conventional method would probably have cost me about a third of that figure out of pocket, netted slightly less on the sale, and resulted in a higher housing payment for the new home.
This was admittedly atypical. Most people buy a turnkey home and spend little to nothing on immediate livability repairs. Most people may not spend that much on renovation prior to a sale, but my home needed new interior paint and some new carpeting. But I can’t describe the normal way of doing things because that’s not what I did. I was fortunate to have access to equity and enough personal savings to pull it off. Not everyone will be able to do that, as it requires two housing payments and two rehab/renovation budgets for a while.
These costs are also why I found the proposed changes to the Minneapolis pre-sale inspection to be onerous. Selling a home isn’t free and the higher costs are going to hit poorer people harder.
Last but not least, and coming much sooner, is the account of how I prepared the home for sale and my new home for occupancy.

Who has monitored their credit on sites like Credit Karma, only to apply for a loan and have the score vary so wildly that you couldn't get financing? In my time as a mortgage originator, I lost count of how often applicants would say, "But I just checked my score and it was way higher than that!"
My usual response would be that sites like Credit Karma are sort of like Zillow for your credit profile. The information is a good estimate of what your score and profile are, but lenders don't use that exact formula. Realtors use a similar line on some disclosures by saying the "information is deemed reliable but not guaranteed." That was true enough of an explanation when I was on the corporate side of the desk, but I recently applied for my own financing and found out just how hard it can be to navigate what my credit score really is. I felt like Alice in "Through the Looking Glass," I knew what my credit score was this morning, but it changed a few times since then.
This post will break down what that meant and what happened. In that order. Have you ever looked for a recipe online and seen a long soliloquy before the list of ingredients? "It all started when I took a year off from college to backpack through Italy. I met a Tuscan grandmother who told me that the secret to a good marinara was patience..." And here you are thinking, "Damnit, I'm in the checkout aisle at Costco
right now and I'm just wondering how to add some zest to the rigatoni. I don't need to read 'Eat, Pray, Love' first. Or if I'm being entirely honest here, again."
So I'm switching things up and doing the useful part first and then the story for anyone who's still reading.
The Useful Part
There are three credit bureaus, Experian, Trans Union, and Equifax. You can get your credit report for free from each of these bureaus once a year, and you can have credit counseling agencies pull and review credit without that counting as an inquiry. The annual free reports may not have your score. Credit counseling agencies have, in my experience, been very accurate when it comes to their credit scores lining up with what a mortgage lender sees. Or you can monitor your score and profile on your own.
There are a wide variety of ways to do that, some free, some with a monthly expense, and some as an added service for another product. Each of the bureaus can tell you different degrees of information and will allow you to play around with their scoring models, but you may have to pay for those. More and more credit cards offer some kind of monitoring as part of their service. Credit Karma is the leading website and app, although you can try a host of others, like Lifelock, IdentitySource, or Vladimir Zuckerberg's Totally not Mining Your Personal Data Service. On second thought, let's stick with the major bureaus and Credit Karma.
So the real question is, why does Credit Karma or my Discover card tell me I have a 700 score and then my mortgage company says they have a 640? How can that be, and what can I do about it?
One of the bureaus, Experian, calls their score a FICO score. And the wonderful part about a FICO score is that there are at least three of them. One that credit card companies tend to use, one for auto loans, and a third for mortgages. Typically the credit card FICO score is the highest of these three, then auto loans, then mortgage loans. The factors that are used to calculate the score are basically the same - do you pay your bills on time, are you over-extended on credit cards, are there major financial problems in the recent past, etc. But the weight or importance of these factors can be different for each scenario.
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For example, of course recent collections harm your score for all three FICO's. But in the eyes of a credit card company, they may only care if the collection is paid, and the question of how recently it was filed matters less. A mortgage company may determine that a recent collection - regardless of paid or unpaid status - indicates a higher risk of default on a home loan than a credit card. So it takes longer for your (mortgage) score to recover from that.
Your credit card service that monitors your score may just be using THEIR scoring model, which although it's directly from the bureaus, could be a drastically different score than what your mortgage lender will see, even though the underlying information is exactly the same. Credit Karma shows your Trans Union and Equifax scores under the Vantage scoring model. Which is a commonly-used system that your prospective credit card company, auto loan, or mortgage lender may or may not use.
Lenders, insurance companies, landlords, employers, and other services that evaluate your risk level to them may go to all or any of the credit bureaus and give them their individual criteria and ask for that to be used as a score. Here is what Credit Karma said to me about that. (emphasis mine)
On your Credit Karma account, you will see the VantageScore 3.0 scoring model, provided individually by TransUnion and Equifax. VantageScore 3.0 incorporates a broader set of credit-related data and can score up to 30 million more people than other models. With so many different scoring models out there, you never know which score a bank will use, but VantageScore 3.0 is a strong predictor for what the banks may see. Credit bureaus use many different scoring models, even within the same credit bureau. Each bureau can use dozens of different credit score models based on the requirements of different lenders.
Dozens! For each bureau! And there are three! So far! When Tyler Durden blew up just one credit bureau at the end of "Fight Club," you see how futile that gesture really was.
My Story
I went through a divorce and lost my house during the housing crisis. That left me with a shattered credit report and literally tens of thousands of dollars in bad debt that I cleared up without having to declare bankruptcy. Before hitting bottom and after recovering, I worked in financial services. So monitoring my credit is something I do regularly but often with stressful flashbacks to how bad it used to be. I've seen my score get about as low as the system allows, and it's been pretty damned good too.
Then recently I did two stupid things. I got mad at Sprint, switched to Verizon, and decided I wasn't going to give them another red cent, credit impact be damned. After all, I own a home free and clear, I don't need new credit card debt, and I despise taking out a car loan (plus I work less than a mile from my house so I could get by without a vehicle if it comes to that). Go ahead and put that last bill on my credit report as a collection, you nasty corporate behemoth! See if I care! So they did. And then I decided that maybe I want to fix up my house faster than my monthly savings would allow. Time to look at mortgage lines of credit.
Lesson number one: Don't do what I did if you have the money to pay that bill. It harms you more than it harms the company. There is no "Comcast sucks" algorithm that lenders use, even though they totally should.
And then because the house I bought had no appliances, I took out a store credit loan to get myself a fridge, washer, and dryer. It's one of those "interest free but if you don't pay it off right away then you get immediately charged for all the interest" deals. I thought of it as an installment loan because am I really going back there to buy more appliances? Probably not. But it was actually a line of credit and since I was paying for other rehab costs and wanted a cushion in my savings for that, I just made the minimums each month. After a while, the full interest was tacked on. Which put me over the credit limit I didn't think I had.
Being over a credit limit is the worst non-derogatory item that impacts your credit score. Lenders think, justifiably so, that going over the limit shows that you can't manage money without borrowing, and that you're a risk to keep on borrowing until you eventually default on something. Lesson number two: these deals are lines of credit and you should get the balance down at least to 50-60% of the credit limit right away even if you're just going to make minimum payments for a while after that.
I thought my credit score was in the low 700's. But I applied for a mortgage loan with a place that only uses Experian. I was floored to find out that score was all the way down to 617, still high enough to get some kind of credit, but not what I was really looking for and certainly not at the rates a 700+ score would get me. Well, I dug out of way worse situations, so time to roll up my sleeves, get over my damn fool self, and pay off or down some accounts.
Credit Karma only monitored two of the three bureaus, and the one I thought I needed was a separate monthly expense. Paying Experian meant I could play around with score simulators too. The collection was zeroed out and the line of credit was paid down to about 60% of the limit. I could get it down to zero if it that would make a difference in my rate, but tried a smaller reduction first. Once the reporting caught up with my payments, I had Experian at 672, and the two Credit Karma Vantage scores at 688 and 687. Not quite at the 700-720 range I was looking for, but worth seeing what kinds of financing I could get.
Back to the original lender I go, and my score jumped all the way up to (drum roll please)...629. And that's when I found out the important stuff about how there's virtually no limit to the ways you can get a score. The inner depths of Experian's site did give me the score matching my lender's exact point calculation. That lender was only using one bureau though, and I now had no clue what my other two scores were. Sure, Credit Karma had them in the high 680's, but they just told me there are dozens of ways to calculate those scores.
I stopped in at another credit union and decided to rip the band-aid off and have them pull their report. All's well that ends well however, as a different lender used a different bureau and as far as they were concerned my qualifying score was 705.
To recap: I did something stupid that dropped my credit scores. I fixed that stupid thing. I monitored my score directly with one of the credit bureaus only to find out the creditor's score from the same bureau was over forty points lower than I had been led to believe. And then Credit Karma, which in my experience is usually overly optimistic compared to what mortgage lenders see, had me pegged at a score eighteen points lower. As Alice would say after descending down the rabbit hole, "Curioser and curioser."
What can you learn from all of this?
- The fundamentals of a good credit profile are the same regardless of scoring models. Pay your bills on time, avoid late payments, collections, charge-offs, public records, and major derogatory events like foreclosures whenever possible. Know that however bad things get, good financial behavior and time will eventually make things better.
- Understand the terms of your financing and for all revolving/credit card accounts keep your balance as low as possible in relation to the credit limit.
- Monitor your credit on a regular basis, through the annual free report, through legitimate paid or free sites, and/or with credit counseling agencies. If possible, check with a prospective lender about their bureaus and/or scoring models prior to an inquiry, and then try to match the score you see with the score they will see.
- At some point you'll just have to apply with a lender, see what your score is, and then work with them on any necessary fixes.
Once I was able to find the different FICO scores, the paid service through Experian did show me an exact match to my lender's score. I've never seen an exact match through any other service, paid or free, except for counseling agencies. So if you really need to know before a lender sees your report, I'd say your best options are to pay the bureaus directly or go to a counselor - which may require payment for the merged credit report but shouldn't have much in the way of other fees.

I have worked for almost twenty years with first-time homebuyers - either counseling them as a non-profit employee or counseling them AND closing their mortgages as a loan originator. So I’ve seen that there’s no shortage of advice out there for first-time homebuyers. But when I went to sell my home, I thought about how little guidance there is for first-time SELLERS. Which most first-time buyers will become at some point in their lives. Now that my home has sold, I want to walk people through that experience and hopefully provide a few helpful pointers of what you might not have thought about before that undertaking.
If it seems, at times, like a piece of advice comes out of nowhere and one thing doesn’t always follow another in any logical sense, that’s because in the process of selling your home things come out of nowhere and one thing doesn’t always follow another in any logical sense. Selling your home is sort of like if you’re dating someone and the relationship gets to the point where the two of you are finally ready to take the big step and meet one partner’s friends for board game night. And it turns out you thought you knew how things would go but everyone’s got these inside jokes and they bust out the rule book to prove to you that you’ve been playing Monopoly wrong for your whole life and you’re thinking about breaking up with her before the game is even done but they made you be the damned thimble and now you’re determined to win, if only to prove a point.
In order to give some semblance of order while still allowing for the occasional non-sequitir, I’ve broken this series down into three categories. The emotional/mental side of things, the physical/practical aspect, and the finances.
The Emotional and Mental Side of Selling Your Home
Lesson number one: Selling your home is the equivalent of a new, second, full-time job.
The first thing I realized when I began the process was that holy cow, selling a home and buying a new one is REALLY quite taxing mentally and emotionally. I worked with hundreds of families over the years who were doing this exact thing but had bought only one home before (now two!). Selling made me think that loan originators and realtors and other real estate professionals should almost HAVE to go through this process on their own from time to time. It’s one thing to guide others through the steps of getting qualified for financing, looking for a home, getting ready to market and sell your own, and then coordinating all the other moving pieces in life. It’s quite another to go through it yourself.
Getting the paperwork ready to qualify for a new loan, preparing your home for sale, looking for the new house, and everything in between pretty much adds up to the mental and practical equivalent of a second job. But because your realtor, lender, and most other partners in the sale process all work at this as their full-time jobs, you can expect to have your actual job interrupted constantly either by their tasks or by the difficulty of setting aside your worries until after hours. Imagine taking on a new job in conjunction with everything else in your life, only the new job might require you to stop everything you're doing at a moment's notice and focus entirely on that for at least a little while. To top it off, the highs of getting qualified, finding a home and getting an accepted offer are exhilarating. The lows can be conversely stressful. The times between the two can feel like endless purgatory.
For all of my buyers that I worked with, you've got an added degree of my admiration for what you went through, and anyone reading this, be prepared for an emotional roller coaster that can permeate almost every aspect of your life for the next few months when you prepare to sell.
My own experience was complicated by the fact that what precipitated my move was a new job opportunity. So I had job interviews in a different state to juggle with everything else. It was simplified though, because I didn’t have to close on a mortgage to purchase my home at the same time that I was selling. I didn’t have to worry that complications from a prospective buyer’s side would impact my ability to be in my new home. Even so, at the back of my mind there was always this creeping feeling: what if something goes wrong?
Lesson number two: Talk to and enlist the services of a Realtor.
Look, if there is anyone who would appear to not need a realtor in order to sell their home, it would be me. I spent nineteen years in the Twin Cities housing industry. Between my own connections among realtors, lenders, non-profit housing agencies, investors, and other prospective buyers, there is no doubt in my mind that I could have found someone to buy my home. And with a property on a high-visibility intersection with car, bus, bike, pedestrian, and heck even those fancy new scooters zipping by, a “For Sale By Owner” sign would have been the milkshake that brought all the buyers to the yard, so to speak. In a market as hot as Minneapolis has been, I had more than a few “we’ll buy your house” postcards too. I didn’t NEED a realtor to sell my house to someone at some price, but there wasn’t a second where I thought about going through that process without one. Here’s why.
First off, a home is such an emotional belonging. We don’t always think rationally about our homes when we decide on such minor things as paint color or room layout. We do what we like, and that’s all fine and good for when the home is ours. So why would we suddenly become dry and analytical and efficient when it comes to attempting to sell? A good realtor will be right there with you for the emotional highs and lows, and they bring their professional expertise to the process. Every home can be sold, at the right price, but what’s the best price for your home? What's the best time and the best way to get your home in a condition to sell at the ideal price?
For instance, if you want or need a certain sale price and net proceeds for your home (usually the most important part of whether you accept an offer) then how do you to get that value? Price low and start a bidding war? Price higher to set the expectation of what the home will sell for? If you price too low, will the escalating bids get high enough? If you price too high, will there be limited or no bids at your level, and what does that do if a house sits longer than others usually do in that marketplace?
Lessons three and four. Every home is saleable at the right price, and buyers tend to look for true value over negotiating for a bargain.
Your realtor will also guide you through other parts of the sale that are important to you. Most of us also want to leave our home and our community in good hands, so finding the right buyer can be more than just who comes in with the highest bid. In my case, I wanted to ensure as much as possible that my home would sell to an owner-occupant or relative homestead buyer. (Short of a deed restriction, there’s no way of guaranteeing that, and even if a buyer indicates a certain kind of occupancy they have a reasonable right of use and enjoyment to their property after the sale.) Still, I wanted to do everything I could to maximize the offers coming in from those buyers instead of an investor. A good realtor will do more than just maximize your profit.
Lesson five. Not every realtor is created equal.
Speaking from experience, there are realtors out there who I absolutely wouldn't want representing me or even my buyer. There are agents out there who I know are top-notch professionals but they wouldn't be a good fit for me or my home. Your experience AND your price can be quite different based on who you choose to represent you. I only sold my home once, so I can’t exactly describe comparison shopping. But there are some very specific things the Vork Real Estate Group did for me that I don’t think other agents would have achieved to the same degree.
Since I was fortunate enough to be able to move to my new home without selling first, I was able to make some cosmetic repairs and upgrades before listing. My realtor guided me through which repairs should be done and what the best strategy was for that. A good rule of thumb is to NOT do major remodeling without checking first with your agent. A new roof, for instance, is going to cost you upwards of ten grand but likely won’t get anywhere near that in an increased sale price unless the roof is obviously failing. So I put in a new carpet, touched up some exterior paint, repainted most of the interior, and did minor repairs to the kitchen and bathrooms.
Some of those repairs, I wish I had done years ago because they’d have added to my enjoyment of my home. Others quite honestly helped me detach. Changing a bright and bold color scheme for (to me) a bland, off-white decor made it clear the home wasn’t mine anymore. “If you hear me say I hate it, that’s actually a good thing,” was my way of complimenting the workers.
“But I LIKE this color!” “A buyer won’t, and that could cost you money.” I don’t know how often I had this exchange with Constance or one of her team members, but it was probably five times too many.
From the time I started preparing my home for sale to the actual closing date, there were countless decisions I had to make that my emotions or my thought process probably would have made worse if it weren’t for the guidance of my realtor team. Some were seemingly minor. What do I do if my roommate can’t find a new place before closing? Can I bring my dog and my neighbors’ dog and some friends’ dogs over for one last doggie play date? (NO AND WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK!) Could we just keep the cat safely secured in one room and put up signs telling buyers to be careful not to let it out? (HAHA ALSO NO)
Others were pretty major. We thought about listing on a weekend when temperatures were slated to be in the polar vortex range, and decided to wait one more weekend so that we could try and sell during a major snowstorm instead. My house, had it been located in the middle of a block on a more secluded street, would have had an easily ascertained listing value. Instead, it was on a busy intersection across from a gas station, but right on a really great bike path. What was the best strategy for getting the best offers?
Once the offers came in, the landlord offers were higher, but how much higher was enough to consider that sale vs. to an owner-occupant? One offer didn’t make it through the inspection contingency period, for minor reasons, so how do I handle that and what’s the best way to get the next offer successfully negotiated?
From the day I knew I was going to sell my home until the day the ink was dry on the closing documents, I went through almost every range of emotions and was at times in a near-constant state of overthinking-driven anxiety. The reason that frame of mind wasn't completely constant was because I had an excellent realtor guiding me along the way. It was either that, or I would have needed a therapist.
Lesson six: therapists can't help you sell your home and don't get paid on commission, but your realtor can sometimes feel like a therapist.

Minneapolis is proposing a sweeping change to how landlords can screen tenants. The ordinance is, well, problematic enough to rouse me from my slumber. I've got a few blog posts left in me on this site and then I'm doing my best to look forward instead of back at my old town.
The proposed changes can be found
here and
here.
And it's not all bad, to be honest. But like a lot of what this council does, this proposal takes some good and necessary changes, adds in some trendy left-wing buzzwords, mimics west-coast policies that may or may not apply to the realities of a Minnesota marketplace, tosses those in a blender with some predetermined conclusions and today's ideological purity requirements, and presto! That's how you get new city code! Schoolhouse Rock really ought to
write a song about this, but it's tough to find words that rhyme with "ordinance."
I do want to break this down into the good, the maybe, and the ugly. First, the good parts...
According to the authors of a
Star Tribune counterpoint, a landlord can file an eviction notice the first day a tenant is late, without notification to the tenant, and that can stay on their record as an eviction even if an actual eviction for non-payment of rent is avoided. I don't know how often renters are impacted by this, but even if the number is zero or close to it, this is a loophole that needs to be closed. There's a vast difference between a day and even a month late versus full and forced eviction for several months of unpaid rent. If rental history showing on-time payments or late payments is part of the screening process already, this seems like it's duplicating the worst parts of a tenant's history and not giving people a fair shake at getting to a better spot. I think the council is right to look at removing this from consideration.
And that's where the unquestionably positive changes stop. The criminal history restrictions have some good elements to them. There really ought to be some tough questions we ask ourselves about how long a criminal history can define someone's options in life. But it's not as cut-and-dry as proponents make it seem. For instance, someone pleading guilty to a minor drug offense for something that may soon be legal may very well have been engaging in and known by police and others to have engaged in worse activities. Like if that person assaulted someone in the course of a drug deal but pleaded to a lesser charge of distribution, and at some point in the future distribution of small amounts of marijuana is no longer illegal, what do you do with that conviction that was really for something more serious?
Maybe there's a good way to thread that needle. But realistically if we're going to decriminalize certain acts and acknowledge that a racially biased legal system has harmed people, and then work to undo that harm, then changes like this may have to be a part of how we give people a chance to rebuild their lives. Put this one in the category of "Ok, let's try this and see how it helps people, but if it causes problems we should be willing to revisit it."
I'm also of the opinion that in most circumstances, arrests without convictions or charges shouldn't stop someone from getting housing. However, I think back to
when I was assaulted in front of my own home. Long story short, I was taking down waterlogged sign spam from telephone poles and a perp threatened to assault and rob me, then punched me unprovoked, hopped on the bus like it was his getaway car, and was subsequently arrested. The assault on me was dropped, presumably because he had other charges he was pleading to, but the last I heard of the case, he wasn't showing up for his scheduled court appearances.
Isn't an arrest like THAT something that a landlord should be able to take into account when figuring out who is the best tenant to lease a property to? Wouldn't you want the landlord next door or the owner of your apartment complex to be able to 1) find out about such things and 2) use that information to make a determination about whether to rent to one person or another or even let the unit sit vacant until a qualified tenant applies? Or from this man's perspective, let's say the incident where he punched me was his rock bottom, and he is now trying to put his life back together. The more access he has to quality housing, the less likely he is to wind up needing to rent from the likes of Mahmood Khan, and then easier it would be for him to continue improving his station.
There's a whole lot of grey area here. Give too much leeway to landlords, and one bogus arrest could taint someone's housing choices for years and years. Restrict the use of this data entirely and it becomes harder and harder for landlords to make the right decision on who to rent to. Minneapolis should look to write rules like the "
evicted before convicted" St. Louis Park disgrace out of existence. But if the pendulum swings too far in the other direction, neighbors bear the burden of unsafe communities. Reasonable people should agree with the principles behind this, but there are real-world consequences to getting it wrong.
The part that give me the most pause though is the limitation on what kinds of credit history could be considered. In fact, I was shocked that a credit score of below 500 could be something that a landlord couldn't take into account. As someone who spent the better part of my twenty years in the Twin Cities in roles where I examined credit (a non-profit credit counselor, a mortgage loan processor and a mortgage loan originator, and even while renting out rooms in my own home), let me explain something about credit scores and the kinds of credit profiles they point to.
It's honestly quite scary that
forty percent of Americans couldn't take on an unexpected liability of $400 or more without having to borrow money or start juggling which bills get paid late. But the reality of it is that once you get below credit scores in the 620-640 range, you see that people at or below that level tend to not even have $400 in borrowing capacity on their credit cards. Once you get much below 600, people tend not to have open revolving lines of credit at all. And once you get to the mid 500's and below, people tend to have collections, judgments, charge-offs, tax liens, child support, or other liabilities that could very quickly change into payroll or income garnishment. And at THAT level, the applicant's rental history, however positive, starts to matter less and less. If someone has never been late on a housing payment before, but has derogatory credit with a higher likelihood that garnishment will render irrelevant that last shred of fiscal responsibility, shouldn't a landlord be able to know that information and use that information when they decide on a qualified applicant?
Limiting pet deposits is another level of ridiculousness. The amount of damage a dog or a cat can do to a unit pales in comparison to the pet-related damage deposits that are already legally collected. If those become even further restricted, I would assume most landlords would respond by simply implementing a "no pet except for disability accommodations" policy.
I've had some experience in this regard. Through much of my time in Minneapolis, I rented one or two rooms upstairs. Mainly this was because I had more space in my home than I was using and I felt it was better to provide housing for people than let that space sit empty. My tenants included: a recent college graduate who had never lived on his own before, a divorcee who needed a place to restart his life, a struggling artist, an ex-con, a friend of that ex-con who had a spotty rental history of his own, and a person who wound up being a hoarder who cost me significant money in unpaid rent and property repairs. In other words, almost every single tenant I had in my home is someone who the proposed ordinance changes would be meant to protect. It's not clear from the language of the ordinance whether it applies to people renting out parts of their own residences, or a second unit or ADU on their property, or if it's just for non-owner-occupied housing that would trigger a rental license requirement.
The ex-con reoffended and never got out of jail before his lease expired. The ex-con's friend with a spotty history skipped town and bailed on his lease. The hoarder cost me over two grand in property repairs and I let his last two months of rent slide because I wanted him to be able to go to a new place of residence instead of becoming homeless. In all, those three tenants cost me over $4,000 in lost rent and property damage. That pretty much wiped out the net profit from my other tenants. The cost would have been higher if I'd gone to court to file eviction notices.
And that's where the real world starts to intrude on these noble ideas about rental restrictions. I have outgoing expenses on my property. There is most likely some sort of debt associated with it, whether it's secured by the property or a different kind of a credit line. Even if the property was purchased in cash, an owner is going to want to replenish those funds over time. Tack on taxes, insurance, and other property-specific fees like association dues. Add whatever utilities a tenant is not covering. Finally, I know I will have to maintain and upgrade the property from time to time. So part of my proceeds really should be set aside for that.
Then let's presume I want to actually make a profit. So let's just say the expenses come out to $800 per month and I want to make $100 in monthly income, I have to charge $900 to my tenant. And here's a crucial part of the equation: No amount of rules or regulations that a city imposes is going to change that $800 amount. Or more accurately, I wouldn't count on lower property taxes lowering that figure any time soon.
And then we have the unknown. I am going to have a unit vacant and unrented from time to time. Sometimes I can plan for that, through scheduled maintenance. More likely I will not. Even the best of tenants move out and there may be a month or more of vacancy. Tenants may wind up unable or unwilling to pay rent. I may have to evict, which costs money. Tenants may treat the property poorly, requiring unplanned repairs and adding to the vacancy time. Natural events, such as hail damage, may be unforeseen and require repairs. I'm going to want to anticipate as many of these costs and scenarios as possible, building in a contingency factor to my rent amount and getting an insurance policy that covers as much as I can afford. The more I can anticipate (such as determining whether rent will be paid on time) or mitigate (perhaps a higher security deposit for a credit-challenged tenant or pets) the cheaper my rent can be.
But if I can't know certain risk factors or if I cannot use what I believe is a risk factor in determining whether and how to extend a lease agreement, I'll either charge more money or not be a landlord in that city at all.
So the response to these proposed changes will fall into a few categories. Some landlords will say, "Fine. I support or at least can live with all of these changes with little impact on how I conduct my daily business and decide who should rent from me." Others will look at parts of the proposal and say, "If I can't look at credit scores alone, then I'll set up credit profile criteria (i.e. no new collections in the past 24 months or no collections totaling more than $2,000) that will help me screen out unqualified applicants." And that won't significantly change who gets the apartments but it WILL change how much work it takes a landlord to make such a determination. And if that cost goes up enough, landlords absolutely will pass that on in the form of higher rent. ESPECIALLY if it's because of a citywide mandate instead of a more naturally-occurring market shift.
Still others will make broad changes, like a no pet policy. Some will switch to contracts for deed and fly under the radar. Some will decide to get out of Minneapolis entirely, and others may opt out of using their extra space to provide rental housing. But the most common response I would anticipate is in the form of higher rents. Too many restrictions on how someone can decide on the best applicant will mean that there's more unknown risk that a landlord cannot factor into their screening process. So rents may go up as landlords build up their reserves in anticipation of the next property repair or eviction that they wouldn't have had to undertake within different rules.
There are elements of this proposal that are morally right and demonstrably better than the existing ordinances. But not everything is a clear-cut improvement and I believe that if the changes were put into place in their current form, that would ironically lead to more housing restrictions and higher rents. There's a middle ground here, if this council wants it.

Image from Wikipedia.
There is an ostensibly noble
push to create more diversity on Minneapolis neighborhood boards. Noble because the premise is sound; community organizations should at least somewhat mirror the demographics of the neighborhoods they serve. I characterize the current push as coming from a questionable place though, and that leaves me with doubts about whatever policy might come from any changes.
My entire twelve-year connection to north Minneapolis was spent as part of a neighborhood organization, either as a staff person or as a committee and board member - even two years as board chair. If there is one thing I learned as an absolute truth for community participation during that time, it is this:
Meetings don't make people come to meetings; issues make people come to meetings.
So when city staff, elected officials, or critics and opponents of these organizations make the accurate claim that some don't have enough people of color, renters, or other demographics in attendance or leadership roles, my first questions are...
...what are the issues that would make that person show up? Are those issues that a neighborhood organization can even address? If so, what can the organization do to increase that attendance, and if not, can the mission of the organization change? Because let me tell you; a renter isn't going to show up at a meeting, or won't repeat his attendance if there isn't anything for them to do or benefit from. A person of color sure as hell isn't going to be a board member just because an organization has a city-mandated quota to fill.
These lessons came into focus in an important way when I tried to organize a Hmong housing forum during my time as Housing Director for the Hawthorne Neighborhood Council. I worked with some families to spread the word, made my invitations at various events, and had Hmong youth flyer the neighborhood and invite their families. The big night of the community meeting came and...not a soul showed up. Not even the ones that helped organize the event. That led me to one of two conclusions - either life in Hawthorne was just perfect for Hmong households and they had no need to come to a neighborhood meeting, or housing wasn't the issue that was going to get people to show up.
We went with the latter, took a step back, and had a series of listening sessions with these families and organizers at CURA. What we heard was that safety was the primary concern, and a solution folks wanted was to get a
Hmong-speaking police officer on the day shift in our precinct. Hawthorne commissioned a study from CURA to solidify the data we intuitively knew but needed verified to make our case, and we went to work turning people out for a new meeting. Several times throughout the campaign, we filled the main room at Farview Park with over a hundred community members, almost all Hmong or Southeast Asian and most from north Minneapolis. The turnout, the demands, and the strategy were driven by the Hmong and Southeast Asian residents too.
And we won. We got the first Hmong-speaking officer on the day shift for the fourth precinct.
What we didn't do, however, was get Hmong representation on the neighborhood board. During my time as an organizer for Hawthorne, we had mostly White board members, some African American leaders, and only two Southeast Asian board or committee members. Both of those eventually moved out of the community as life led them in different directions and neither joined as a result of the organization's most successful action on behalf of Hmong in the community. So if the only metric would have been board or committee membership, it's possible that an organization like Hawthorne could do everything right in terms of engagement and organizing, and then get penalized by the city for not getting people to be on a board.
On the other side, as a board member for Jordan we spent the better part of a year with only three board members - all White homeowners. The Jordan Area Community Council had gone through a contentious period several years back and still struggled with the perception that meetings were acrimonious and chaotic. It didn't help that we were being consistently sued by a frivolous litigant, causing us to lose our directors' and operators' insurance. One consequence of that was that any board member could be held personally liable for attorney fees or other damages if we were to lose in court. Try getting people in the city's poorest neighborhood to participate on a board with that looming over their heads.
Had the city decided to enforce a membership quota of some sort at one of the organization's lowest points, that could have led to penalties that would have literally destroyed the council. Instead, through intentional board leadership and outreach and especially through the charismatic hard work of our executive director and staff, the organizational leadership much more closely resembles the neighborhood demographics. Jordan is a standard-bearer in that regard.
A primary responsibility board members assume is to be good stewards of the financial resources the organization has at its disposal. And that's where renter engagement can be more difficult. Historically, a significant portion of neighborhood money had to be spent on housing issues. The most effective uses for that have been things like down payment assistance, rehab loans, energy efficiency upgrades and tests, and gap assistance for larger development projects. Those initiatives primarily benefit the owners of a property and a renter is at best a secondary or tertiary beneficiary to those programs.
Most organizations want the assistance funds to come back to the community so that they can be reused for the next group of people or programs that need it. In general, that's just not possible with renter-focused initiatives. So for a program or organizing drive to come from a neighborhood organization and benefit renters, the idea would have to be rock solid. Without that, you're essentially asking renters to come to a meeting to represent renters, but not getting much in return. That's a recipe for high turnover or no representation whatsoever.
So before we get into a flat-out mandate of representation, we have to acknowledge that people of color, renters, people with disabilities, and other under-represented communities have to have a reason to attend a neighborhood meeting. They have to be able to accomplish something for themselves or others. Sometimes recognizing that opportunity is as simple as taking a step back and asking what someone wants. Perhaps an organization simply has to be in a healthier place before it can expand, and strict representation requirements could do more harm than good. Other times, the funding constraints or legal requirements of certain kinds of non-profit entities may mean the neighborhood group simply isn't the right avenue for that change (such as overt political activity).
Which brings me to the second point in the opening paragraphs - the intent behind this proposal now. The 2040 Plan was just passed,
under questionable tactics, no less. And its primary opponents were either neighborhood organizations themselves or were board members whose opinions may have carried more weight because of their affiliation. Those groups have, unfortunately, been over-represented in their leadership by White homeowners. In the other corner, we had supporters from entities like Streetsmn, Our Streets, and Neighbors for More Neighbors. Although it's hard to say from a cursory view of board rosters there, it would appear that at least the racial demographics are not terribly different - most board and committee members appear to be Caucasian.
When I was board chair at JACC, my refrain to people in my community about the need for better representation was this: "The organization's positions and recommendations to the city are advisory. The city tends to go along with what we want, but at BEST ordinances and tradition merely require them to have some sort of community input. If our council is just a bunch of White homeowners, then that lack of representation can be used as a reason to ignore us. Even when the city's actions are bad for our neighborhood and their outreach was even worse. Simply put, we are more powerful with you than without. We need you."
Instead we have an entrenched power structure and a new, competing power structure. Both lack enough diversity in their leadership roles to definitively claim the mantle of community engagement in that arena. The new group then picks up the cloak of the oppressed by claiming their status as renters, although whatever systemic obstacles a White renter faces pale in comparison to the pervasive radiation of systemic racism. The legitimate criticism of neighborhood organizations' representation is being perverted by the the up-and-coming groups in order to dilute that long-standing clout. The push for more inclusion is not coming from the groups that deserve or would benefit from that improvement. It's just more people who are already privileged trying to displace the political power of their similarly situated opponents.
And this is what is genuinely disgusting. The putative reason for needed change among neighborhood organizations is to get better representation. But the calls for that change that the city is raising up are not coming from POCI leadership. Even when the cause is right, if those clamoring for change do so with only the thin veneer of social justice, the change we see will not be appropriate, full, or long-lasting, nor will it serve the people who need and deserve it most. The city should take a step back, listen to groups with people of color in meaningfully successful leadership roles - some of which are neighborhood councils - and take their cue from what people want and what has been successful. Anything else will bring about hollow and unfulfilling change that will in reality be no change at all.

Photo is of my home in Superior, built in 1900 and getting as much rehab as I can do in 2019 and beyond. Note the amount of insulation.
In an attempt to address energy efficiency, the Minneapolis City Council is poised to consider
adding new burdens on the sale of residential homes. Specifically, a blower-door test and a two-inch hole drilled on the inside of an exterior wall would tell prospective buyers new information about the home they are purchasing. If implemented, I worry that this will lead to more difficult real estate transactions, lower home values, and possibly even a net loss in energy output.
While my time living in Minneapolis has drawn to a close and my time owning property there also nears an end, that doesn't mean my connection to the city is severed and never to be restored. A future job, relationship, or investment opportunity could always take me back to the Twin Cities at some point. And a regulation like this would make me less likely to make that investment in this fair city.
We'll get into the broader market impacts, but first on a personal note...
...I like old houses. More specifically, I like to find older homes that need a lot of work but once that work is done the restoration really makes the house and the community shine. The last two homes I have bought were like this, and if I buy another while I'm able, I want to keep on bringing these places back to their former and future glory. The picture at the head of this article is from my new home in Superior as I do major work on the walls. The house was built in 1900 and I didn't need an energy audit to tell me that there was little to no insulation. I'm also unlikely to add insulation unless I'm in this property for decades to come, because just about every square inch inside and out already needs my time and money.
So a report like the one proposed wouldn't tell me anything I already didn't know or assume about the kinds of houses I'm likely to buy. For my Minneapolis home, Greater Metropolitan Housing Corp did the rehab work and definitely lost money on the deal (although as a housing non-profit, losing money to restore or provide housing is kind of their mission). Knowing what I know now, I might have been able to do much the work myself and break even. Which is the plan for my new home in Superior. From the foundation to the roof, from the electric and plumbing systems to the mechanicals, the floors and interior walls, and new paint on the exterior, there isn't a square inch of the house that doesn't need something done. My goal is to break even on the acquisition and repair items in terms of the current market value, so that over time the property breaks even like a more traditional purchase.
If I had to add in the cost of insulation - not because I wanted it, but because I would anticipate that a future buyer would do this required test and then expect it - those numbers become even tighter and make a similar purchase in Minneapolis less likely. Then a house like this would be likelier to either be demolished or fall into the hands of an unscrupulous investor who would treat it with far less care than a buyer like myself. And the greenest house is the one that's already built, so demolition for the sake of energy efficiency is the height of foolishness.
Buyers like me are out there and we perform an important role in the housing market. But we're a small enough subset that it's possible a policy wouldn't be good for us even as it makes sense on a broader scale. Unfortunately, that's not the case here.
There isn't a single segment of the housing industry that seems to be in favor. There are no homeowners clamoring for Minneapolis inspectors to break through their walls
like the Kool-Aid Man. And then there are a host of
problematic issues with the inspections themselves, such as:
- TISH inspectors aren't insured to drill into walls.
- What happens if asbestos or vermiculite dust falls out of the hole? Will that trigger additional required repairs?
- How will dust be contained?
- What happens if drilling hits a wire or causes other system damage?
- What happens if an owner objects to the drilling or insists that the drill happen in a different place than the inspector would choose?
- How would an inspector, buyer, or real estate agent know whether the results of the drilling - whether good or bad - are consistent throughout the property?
Much of the focus is on the two-inch hole drilling, but the impacts of blower door testing shouldn't be ignored either. Industry professionals have estimated that adding that test to the pre-sale inspection could effectively double the cost. Not every inspector currently has the blower door test equipment, so the need to acquire the tools, then learn and implement the test are going to be passed on to the consumer. Likewise, the additional insurance risks for drilling will factor into costs.
The Minnesota Center for Energy and Environment (CEE) issued a report as well regarding "basic" and "enhanced" data collection points that could be added to the inspection process. Basic data included more information points about things like the attic, heating systems, windows, and insulation. The enhanced home interrogation points included the blower door test and drilling. On that point, CEE stated:
Through discussions with the inspectors during the pilot and in the focus group, it became apparent that the enhanced inspection was beyond the scope of their inspections. One inspector saw this as a market differentiator, but it was unclear if clients would be willing to pay for this. For most inspectors their buyer’s inspection is already four hours long, so adding something significant to the scope would need to be justified by a large cost. Inspectors were also hesitant to ‘go down the rabbit hole’ of a detailed energy assessment, as they realize the complexities of these recommendations and how they affect the whole home.
And:
Inspectors reported that collecting the basic inspection data fit well within their inspection process, so it added little time to their inspections. The part of the pilot that required the most work for the inspectors was recording this data on a paper form and emailing it to CEE. This added some time in the field, but it was more of an administrative burden for the inspectors. If this burden were reduced this data could be provided at a relatively low cost.
As stated previously, the inspectors did not think the extra effort and training required for the enhanced inspection justified the cost. Inspectors received $50 more for these inspections, which required an average of 30 additional minutes on-site. We thought some inspectors would be interested in learning this skill, but that proved to be untrue.
CEE concluded that:
The enhanced inspection proved to be beyond the scope of the inspection process. This inspection was closer to an energy audit and the majority of the inspectors did not see the value of adding this to their inspection process. They do not want to compete with the energy audit offerings, as they are highly subsidized, and would rather refer their clients to an energy audit when applicable.
(In fairness to CEE, they also have a report to the city council in which they recommend both the basic and enhanced home interrogation procedures. It's an odd incongruence though, in that their assessment of this market doesn't seem to support the very policy recommendations they bring forth to our elected officials.)
The financial impact on sellers shouldn't be overlooked either. It's easy to think that even with a doubled or tripled inspection cost, the seller is going to have the money for that expense. But TISH inspections are paid up front, not at closing. And in today's economy
the average person can't cover a $400 emergency expense. Even if the inspection fee is put on a credit card or collected at closing, let's remember that not too long ago we had a little bit of a hiccup in the housing market. If a seller is breaking even or even bringing cash to the closing, these costs become very real. Hell, they can be barriers in a hot market too, if a seller needs every penny just to move on to their next home.
I'm sure other realtors and lenders can remember transactions like this, but as a former mortgage lender I can recount my fair share of closings where an additional $400 cost on either side of the transaction would have caused a deal to fall apart.
So sellers aren't clamoring for this change.
Realtors are opposed. Inspectors aren't prepared to take on the additional burdens either. We'll call CEE's position "conflicted." Yet
in response to these objections, CM Gordon and CM Schroeder essentially release a document that says, "Thanks but we're going full steam ahead anyway." (Maybe we need a more energy-efficient phrase than full steam...)
If spending, let's say, $5,000 on insulation and energy upgrades gets me $5,000 or more in return on that investment - either energy savings over time or in direct resale value - then the regulatory sting becomes more palatable. But then it's not making housing any cheaper for a new buyer and as an existing owner I'd still have to be able to shoulder that burden. Even if the market value isn't quite there, I do agree with the premise that combating climate change is going to require some sacrifices. We're not going to make an impact on global warming just by doing things voluntarily and at minimal cost.
So there are ways to measure the financial costs weighed against the environmental gains to decide if a new policy is beneficial even in the face of widespread industry protest. Unfortunately, that's not what I see this council doing. Instead, it seems like the modus operandi is to operate from a predetermined ideological conclusion (climate change requires us to act), and work backwards from there (of COURSE certain people will be opposed) to retcon a justification for the new policy that would be enacted regardless of community input or evidentiary findings. The basic updates to these disclosures provide a clear benefit at a minimal cost. The enhanced changes would be better implemented with incentives instead of requirements.

Photo from Chauntyll Allen, now widespread.
I saw the racism in the Minneapolis Fourth Precinct tree instantly.
So I did what so many of us do in this social media age. I took a screen grab from a friend's Facebook account, put it up on my Twitter feed with a demand for our elected officials to address it, and went back to my day. I figured I'd contribute to the chorus of calls for apologies, consequences, and reconciliation. As it turns out, that tweet was one of the first to spread the image broadly, and became a focal point for many people and news agencies.
(A quick side note: once it became clear that this was getting way more exposure than I expected, I went back and found the source of the original post. That was Chauntyll Allen, a Black Lives Matter activist. From that point on, I directed all media inquiries to her - both because she was the original poster and because as a person of color in Minneapolis, her experiences with what that tree means are much more direct and visceral than mine.)
But what I want to address in this post is how so many people, mostly but not entirely White, didn't see what I and so many others saw. The denials on Twitter, Facebook, and the comment sections of news reports ranged from a thinking it was in poor taste but not racist all the way to seeing the racism and enjoying it. If you're on the latter part of the spectrum, this post is not for you. If you're curious as to how this was construed as not just offensive but downright racist, read on...
The most important aspect of understanding the racial undertones is context. After ten years on the northside, I now live in Superior, Wisconsin. And most Superiorites that I spoke to who weren't familiar with Minneapolis reacted by saying, "Well, *I* like Funyuns and Natty Ice and fried chicken and Newports. So do lots of people. I'm not sure what Takis are, but I'll try 'em." Or, "Lots of White people like those things too, so obviously there's no racism there."
Sure, people of all races like those things. One of my best friends who smokes prefers Newports, and another close friend's favorite beer is Old E (not in the picture, but a beer heavily marketed to and sold in African American communities). Both of these friends are White, and saw the racial animus behind this tree instantly. And if you're not a level seven vegetarian, who doesn't like fried chicken? I think we can all agree that Popeye's is the best chicken fast food joint.
(We're leaving out the police tape for the time being, which was really the racist cherry on top the racism sundae here.)
But in a food desert like north Minneapolis, the part of the city patrolled by the fourth precinct, Funyuns, Takis, hot Cheetos, and fast food like Popeye's are more heavily consumed than in other parts of the city. Those items as well as the brands of beer and cigarettes, have traditionally been marketed towards African Americans. To those of us who have lived over north, the symbolism behind these items was apparent immediately.
To add fuel to this fire, the Minneapolis fourth precinct was the center of a weeks-long protest after a police officer on the northside shot and killed Jamar Clark, an African American. (that context is for readers unfamiliar at all with north Minneapolis) So the list of things that might be offensive to the community at large that could go on a Christmas tree should start with: 1. We'd better not do that.
After the people without much direct interaction with communities like north Minneapolis, that's where we really get into a bevy of excuses that don't hold up. Again, the key here is context because in a different setting with different people making something like this, the message wouldn't be the same. And fellow White people, let me just call out a behavior we're guilty of far too often. When a person of color points out racism, we can fail to acknowledge that experience and then we start with a whole series of mental gymnastics to convince ourselves that racism isn't racism. We need to do better, myself included.
People have said that the Christmas tree looks like it could be litter that was picked up from the neighborhood. Except it was not litter that was picked up by active neighbors.
People have said that the Christmas tree looks like it could be stuff that a college kid would put on a Christmas tree. Except that it was not put together by college kids.
People have said that this Christmas tree looks like it could be items from a convenience store, especially one on the northside. Except that this Christmas tree was not put together by a convenience store owner or patron.
People have said this was just plain funny, and that the politically correct crowd should just lighten up and not see racism lurking around every corner. In general, reasonable people can disagree about when PC culture goes too far. But in the context of a tree in a lobby of a police department in the heart of an African American community that is still raw from multiple police shootings of Black men, this is not the place to push those boundaries and the police department certainly shouldn't be the ones doing so.
People have said that all of these items and more, police tape included, are things found far too often littered throughout the northside. That's true, but the police department has not offered up an excuse that this was meant to be a statement on litter.
People have tried to dismiss the tree as dark or gallows humor that was not intended to be taken in a different way. This I can understand, I myself have said things in private that, if they were taken without any context whatsoever, could be interpreted as derogatory towards North Minneapolis. Many of us use dark or inappropriate humor as a way to either cope or to tell the truth about the world around us. But this tree was not put up in an officer's home or in a part of the precinct closed off to the public. It was on full display in the lobby, which incidentally is a Toys for Tots dropoff site.
So no matter what excuse you want to come up with, understanding the context of this community demands that one accept at least that this tree was put up with no consideration as to how it could be perceived. I consider it more than a little likely that there was some degree of conscious and intentional racism behind this.
In response to the hubbub, mayor Jacob Frey declared that the officer would be fired by the days end. Frey obviously had no authority to make that final decision because the officer is protected by a whole bunch of statutes and legal or union procedures. Since then, officers have been demoted, put on leave, and had serious disciplinary proceedings begin.
I support what Frey said and did 110%. And here's why: when you call 911 and it takes an officer far too long to respond, and when they do you get the tired line that, "Hey, this is north Minneapolis, what do you expect?" The officer with that attitude is likely to be the kind of officer who puts up this tree.
When a car full of Black youth gets pulled over and the kids are put in binders and made to sit on the corner while the cops bring in the K-9 unit to sniff for drugs even though the traffic stop was minor and there was no overt sign of drug paraphernalia, the cops who do that are the kinds of cops who would put up this tree.
When a Hmong father is pulled over for driving a Honda Civic because "a lot of these cars are being stolen by chop shop and street racing gangs," the policeman with that prejudice is the kind of policeman who would put up this tree.
When officers respond to a legitimate call for life-threatening situations and they come in with guns drawn even though de-escalation was still a possibility, the officers who do that may well be the kind of officers who would put up this tree.
I've often said that the buzzword of racial equity is not necessarily put into practice through huge initiatives but instead through the daily and tiny interactions local government has with disaffected communities on a regular basis. Unfortunately, the inverse is also true. What seem to be small slights of inadvertent racial insensitivity are too often indicators of a much deeper sickness. To me, that's what this tree represents, and that's why the response has to be equal to the offense.

Stock photo from a previous north Minneapolis 2040 meeting.
Well, it's here. CM's Cunningham and Ellison have released their joint...
plan? proposal? talking points? about how the 2040 Plan will be utilized to benefit north Minneapolis. It is, without a doubt, a lot of talking points. But it lacks
a certain something. I will not mince words; this is a series of platitudes that north Minneapolis has heard for years leading up to this plan, and the addition adds nothing of substance to the discourse or concrete actions that may be taken as we move (presumably) forward. The entirety of the writing can be found in the first link above, and the housing section is quoted here.
The City of Minneapolis will reverse the institutional harms caused to the Northside community by building on the many assets of the community while also prioritizing community wealth building in the form of housing, small business, public safety, youth opportunities, and environmental justice by:
Action Steps
1. Taking actions to stabilize housing stock by increasing homeownership in interior residential areas with a focus on supporting first-time, first-generation homebuyers, and provide “right to return” supports to homebuyers with historic ties to the community, such as those displaced by rising rents or foreclosure or returning home after completing higher education.
2. Increasing access to affordable housing options in neighborhoods, particularly multifamily housing along transit corridors.
To which I respond with the following series of questions...
What specific actions will you take to stabilize housing stock by increasing home ownership? Will you build on existing partnerships or create new ones? What are the current barriers to home ownership that you have identified for the area of north Minneapolis? For residents who live here? For those who want to live here, or have been displaced and want to return?
What kind of support do you envision providing to those wishing to return after being displaced? Given that such displacement often occurred (whether rightly or wrongly) due to eviction, foreclosure, a criminal record, or a combination of those things, what will you do to provide stable, affordable housing to households with such barriers? If your goal is to create home owners from this group, what will you do specifically to help people in those circumstances qualify for a mortgage in either the short or long term?
One of the centerpieces of the 2040 Plan is to allow for triplex (formerly fourplex) construction virtually anywhere throughout the city.
In previous writings I have
demonstrated that this addition
will not create wealth through ownership for north Minneapolis residents on a meaningful scale, may not attract much investment at all to our vacant lots compared to existing housing elsewhere, and may in fact revive problems from
past slumlord activity. Those claims have not been refuted. Please either explain why my conclusions were incorrect or demonstrate how the actions in this northside-specific segment will address them.
Another potential change is to create inclusionary zoning that would require a certain percentage of affordable housing units be part of any new construction of a certain size. The reality of multifamily new construction in north Minneapolis is that it simply doesn't happen without a significant percentage of the units classified as affordable. In light of this dynamic, how will the 2040 Plan improve upon affordable housing creation on the northside? To the degree that the Plan in its initial phase was insufficient in this regard, how will your addition to the Plan address that gap?
The 2040 Plan already intended to increase the availability of (presumably) affordable housing, especially along transit corridors. North Minneapolis already has a high amount of vacant parcels along transit corridors, much of which is city- or county-owned yet has not seen a demand from investors to build on. How will the Plan or your addition change that lack of investment, and what steps will you take to make sure that northside residents and businesses benefit and build wealth from the new influx of development?
None of the problems identified in the additional comments are new, and in fact most of them are decades and even generations old. Knowing that these were entrenched, endemic, and long-term issues, why were they not sufficiently addressed in either the first or second iteration of the Plan? Why was the northside given less than three weeks to review, consider, and respond to a proposal that is most pertinent to our community and drafted by our two council members? Will there be public meetings on the northside for affected communities to weigh in prior to the anticipated vote on December 7? If not, will you commit to delaying the vote to give the community enough time to weigh in?

The above image is an example of a front porch converted to living space.
Today the Star Tribune published an article titled, "Minneapolis 2040 Helps Address Housing Inequality." In that article was a startling reference to what the author claims the 2040 Plan can or will do. In fairness, my interpretation of the article's claims may in fact be incorrect. I have searched the 2040 Plan website again and it remains a planning document equivalent of trying to find a specific item at a TJ Maxx store.
From the Strib, emphasis mine:
What cannot occur under existing law is exactly the process that would most help those working-class renters: organic, small-scale development, mostly conversions of existing buildings. These developments are unlikely to produce high profit margins — the wealthiest renters are unlikely to trade out gleaming lofts for basement apartments — but they give individual property owners the ability to put another unit or two in an existing house.
This is exactly the development the 2040 plan seeks to spur, by allowing up to three units on all lots in all residential areas.
Let's break down why this is bad news...
First let's concede that Minneapolis should be looking for ways to add density and continue to grow. And the council members with urban planning degrees probably read in a textbook somewhere that one way to add density is to convert existing housing into multiple units. In an ideal world, that's the least disruptive way to increase housing supply.
We do not live in a textbook example or an ideal world. And what real world experience tells long-term Minneapolis dwellers is that converting a single-family home into two or more units is almost always poorly done and brings a property into a nearly irredeemable problematic status. The most common way landlords achieve these conversions is to make the front porch into a bedroom or living room, thus freeing up a reconfiguration of floor patterns and entry points. Those front porches rarely have a heat source and almost universally extend beyond the foundation of a property.
When a property is not converted well, it doesn't function in the same way as similar but better-constructed units do. And then those properties are more likely to attract tenants who do not treat the home or the community well. Not every such conversion is done poorly, and not every poor conversion becomes a problem property. But long-time residents on the northside and in parts of south Minneapolis can point to a high correlation between such conversions and problem properties. That connection is far too strong to be mere coincidence.
And then once these houses are improperly converted, it becomes almost impossible to get them out of that stream. That difficulty is a direct result of how utility creates value in real estate.
When I own a house, that property creates value through its raw materials, its location and land, and its use or utility. A single-family home's utility is just that; the ability to be used by one family to live in or rent. If you take that same structure and add a second unit, you add utility. Now it can be lived in and generate income or it can generate two streams of rent. It doesn't matter to the owner or seller if that utility has a downward effect on the immediate community surrounding it. Anyone who wants to buy that house has to pay for that utility because to the current owner that is what drives the value.
Then, having paid for that utility, the new owner is then compelled to continue the existing use. To do otherwise would be to spend money on reducing the value; a prospect most owners would understandably balk at.
Even if a landlord goes into foreclosure and loses the homes, the banks are going to use the utility factor to sell at a higher price. It is
costly and almost impossible to get properties out of the hands of poor ownership as long as they have that utility. So when a house gets poorly spliced, these are the potential buyers: 1) another problematic landlord, 2) a benevolent landlord who still will not or cannot restore the property, 3) a governmental or non-profit entity that can spend or lose money on proper restoration (but would not need to do so if better housing policies were enacted in the first place), or 4) the extremely rare individual with the desire and capacity to restore even at a loss.
I'm not saying that we should never expand the number of units in a structure. When such expansion is carefully done, a community can add density with minimal disruption to its built form. And that is a laudable goal. But generations of problem property owners, from Gregge Johnson to Paul Koenig to Mahmood Khan and Steve Meldahl have shown us that the free market left unfettered will not naturally produce such quality conversions.
If this provision of the 2040 Plan is correctly articulated in the Star Tribune editorial, then it is yet another signal that the Plan fundamentally misunderstands how its changes impact poorer communities. And therefore it is not yet ready for implementation.

Public comments are due tonight on the
Minneapolis 2040 Plan, so by the time most of you will read this, I'm hoping that enough input has already made it clear that the plan in its current form is unworkable and needs a new draft. I have serious concerns over the 2040 proposal, but first want to articulate what this is and what it is not, for the sake of readers who may not be familiar with how these long-range plans work.
The best comparison in north Minneapolis would be the
West Broadway Alive! plan. And I remember my first reaction to the vision of what to do with the north Minneapolis segment of West Broadway was that this plan was full of political pablum and had no concrete ideas whatsoever. A fair criticism, to be sure, but West Broadway Alive! was not meant to put forth specific development ideas. Rather, it was meant to express the community's long-term values and goals for West Broadway. Then, when various proposals came forward, we could point back to the document and say one of a few things. "Yes, this follows the WBA; yes, it could follow those values with some tweaks; no it does not follow the plan and deserves to be summarily rejected; or no, it does not follow the plan, but presents some previously unthought of ideas that we should now incorporate into Broadway's development."
In the years since, north Minneapolis residents, business owners, investors, and advocates have used the WBA plan to
push back against the location of a Hennepin County Services Center, to keep the MPS from creating
more surface parking, to preserve historic storefronts before and after a fire, and to guide multi-family housing along the Broadway curve from James Ave to Penn Ave. That's how I see the 2040 plan's future use, which is why even after the initial draft phase is closed, we need to keep giving our input to city council members and other officials. Because once 2040 is adopted - and eventually it WILL BE - then for the next decade or more, people will come forward with their detailed proposals for specific developments in specific areas. And they absolutely will point to the 2040 plan in its final form as a document that was passed with enough community input that its gravitas and credibility should continue to guide city and community decisions for years to come.
So since this document will be used to justify or oppose how our city develops and grows for decades, the time to make our voices heard is now. Which leads me to my concerns over the Minneapolis 2040 Plan...
The aspect of this plan that gets the most pushback seems to be the "fourplexes everywhere" notion, which will - and yes I say "will" not "might" - lead to the acquisition and demolition of affordable single-family homes throughout the city. However, the loss of one built form in parts of Minneapolis, while I oppose that loss, is to me the least interesting fault of the plan and among the least compelling reasons to rally against it. I look at 2040 through the two questions of "How does this help north Minneapolis?" and "Who benefits?" This is where Minneapolis 2040 utterly fails and falls entirely short of what its purported benefits may be.
Minneapolis 2040 and its loudest pro-density advocates seem, from my perch on 26th and Penn Avenues North, to view the entire city through the lens of "everyone should be able to live in southwest Minneapolis and Uptown, and if we only build enough luxury high-rises with enough mandatory affordable units, then our grand utopia will be achieved." In principle, I agree that our upper-class sections of this city do need to allow for more low- and moderate-income residents to live where they choose, and that will invariably mean some new density is part of that goal. But I have not been convinced that building another downtown micro-unit edifice for single people making twice what the north Minneapolis median income is, that these developments or more fourplexes in southwest will benefit the low-income renter over north or the moderate-income family looking to afford their first home in this part of the city.
I mean, I suppose when a butterfly flaps its wings on another continent it affects us in some degree. Oh, and climate change is thrown in there, but an actual discussion of embodied energy expended through demolition and new construction is notably absent. Sorry butterflies, but you may be on your own.
The lack of specific proposals at this point, while understandable given the purpose of the 2040 document, also makes it far more difficult to articulate how north Minneapolis is different from much of the rest of the city when it comes to ways to address historically pervasive problems. We are almost in a "through the looking glass" situation where everything that makes sense elsewhere accomplishes the exact opposite goal when indiscriminately and arbitrarily applied here. Two examples around housing are demolitions and new construction.
Demolitions in south Minneapolis tend to be market-driven, either by buyers who want to tear down a smaller home for a larger (sometimes too large) new construction, or developers who want to tear down and add density. In both cases, the teardown happens because there is a plan for what to do next and money to make it happen. During the post-foreclosure crisis demolition spree over north, it was local government that was behind most demolitions. And a large number of those parcels had no future development planned other than to bank the land for future construction.
So before we even get to the point where we put a value judgment on demolitions in either part of the town, we have to acknowledge that the socioeconomic and political forces behind those demolitions and the plans for the properties post-demo have been completely different over north than in south and southwest and northeast. If we apply the same value set to that issue citywide, or assume that the same policy around demolitions would accomplish building stronger, more equitable communities in both parts of the city, then we fundamentally misunderstand the differing dynamics of north Minneapolis.
Likewise, new construction has a recent history of being used against north Minneapolis when it comes to the "Dream Homes" phenomenon.
One-Man Housing Crisis Paul Koenig and other unscrupulous investors swept into the community and built scores of substandard new homes. These houses just barely met code but were so poorly designed for their occupants and the surrounding community that the only way the city council saw at the time to stop their spread was to enact a moratorium on new construction in north Minneapolis. No other part of the city needed such a blanket moratorium to dissuade this sort of predatory investment. Even as much as I may decry certain kinds of new construction, I still recognize that it's of a high enough quality and can reflect what people actually want. The only bar the Dream Homes met was that they were at minimum code standards.
Now, can you imagine what the next Paul Koenig would do if he or she could build homes on the cheap over north, but instead of rental income from one unit, they'd have four units? The damage that could be inflicted upon north Minneapolis would be nothing short of catastrophic.
Even with such concerns at the forefront, I personally WANT more fourplexes on vacant lots in my neighborhood. But the 2040 plan needs to have safeguards built into the plan or concurrent council proposals must recognize and mitigate the risk of substandard housing stock. I do not see that language in the plan and I have not heard our leaders articulate an understanding of our recent past or how to avoid repeating it.
Until our council members and the authors of the 2040 plan can fully express how it helps north Minneapolis and how it addresses dynamics that are different here than in other parts of the city, this plan is not ready to be forced upon this community.
If it were implemented in its current form,
who would benefit? The plan's more ardent supporters claim that 2040 is meant to address historic racial disparities that have inexcusably been a part of city housing policies and mortgage lending practices. But its blanket proposals to add density do little more than help the invisible hand of the market slowly lower rental rates and vacancies over time. I share that goal, but if that's the sum total of your plan to address racial and economic inequity then you are falling well short of that aspiration.
Creating ways to add density to a part of town that doesn't need it for its own economic vitality does nothing to build anew on the swaths of vacant land in north Minneapolis. Home ownership is still the single greatest way for low- and moderate-income families to build generational wealth. Even as difficult as the market is for starter homes, that's as true as it ever was. The 2040 plan does not speak to how north Minneapolis residents can better access that wealth building tool, whether it is in our own community or beyond. Building a new fourplex at even a conservative $600,000 cost would require a down payment of at least $21,000, and a household income of over $80,000 to qualify, even with the projected rental income to assist in that regard. Those minimums are well beyond the means for virtually any low- or moderate-income family to achieve.
The revenue generated from the equity and the rental incomes will go almost exclusively to rich, predominantly white, out-of-town investors. Neither the plan nor its authors have mapped out how the plan helps to build generational wealth, nor have they explained how the new landscape will attract quality investment to a full quarter of the city's land mass.
Throughout much of the city, the opposition to the 2040 plan is that it is a bridge too far; it does too much to change parts of the city all too fast. But through the looking glass of the north Minneapolis perspective, the 2040 plan does not do nearly enough. The plan is not ready to be enacted, and needs to be brought back to the drawing board for significant revisions.

After my
initial foray into the
citywide fourplex proposal, I began to take a closer look at my own surroundings. And as much as I want to exercise caution I became quite surprised at how little of north Minneapolis is zoned for multifamily housing compared to how much this part of the city could use such development.
For instance, from my place on 26th and Penn up to 30th Avenue North (which is only three blocks because the 2800 and 2900 blocks get jumbled together here), there are at least twenty-three city- or county-owned vacant parcels of land. All of them are zoned R1 residential, so without a variance only single-family homes can be built.
Penn Avenue North is a community corridor. It already has a mix of multi-family and single-family homes along the route, especially in this three-block stretch. North Minneapolis has bled density and needs to add more people back to our community. In fact, you can't rightly call Penn a commercial corridor because there isn't enough of a population to drive much commerce here. When Metro Transit surveys their ridership to see where its ridership is most dependent on busing as their primary mode of transportation, Penn's route (the 19) and its tributaries and parallels (the 5, 22, 14, among others) consistently come out near the top.
When you talk about areas that need density, we're it. When you talk about building housing for those without cars, the northside is not some trendy place where young college grads use the Uber to Lyft their Car2Go or whatever the kids are doing nowadays. People are riding the bus to do their laundry and grocery shopping because that's what they need to get by.
So looking at this zoning proposal in terms of racial equity and access to an affordable infrastructure of housing and transit, corridors like Penn and Lyndale, Emerson and Fremont Avenues North absolutely have to be the cornerstone of how communities can benefit. Because the next
carless micro-unit building for college grads making sixty grand is not going to cut it.
With that in mind, my next round of number crunching was centered around this query: Were it not for the R1 zoning restriction throughout much of north Minneapolis, would we see an influx of multifamily investment? Or as some council members have posited, would that investment be focused in other areas even at the expense of existing housing stock?
Some of what I found seemed to support my predispositions and other data was more than a bit surprising.
Before delving too deeply into the statistics, here are a few of the presumptions I made:
- Rental rates for a 2-3 bedroom/1-2 bathroom unit in a fourplex is going to cost more in south and northeast Minneapolis than north. (This was not a presumption, as I searched online rental listings and spoke with a few property owners to validate what I saw in those searches. In any case, not a huge surprise.)
- Property taxes in other parts of town are higher than over north. (Again, backed up by some research and even a cursory knowledge of our city's tax base.)
- Insurance, vacancy rates, and maintenance may cost more in north Minneapolis.
- The type of building and quality of construction should be the same in north as anywhere else.
- The type of financing and the interest rates for these properties should remain the same citywide.
So let's say a developer buys an existing yet cheaper home on the lower end of the housing market in south Minneapolis for $200,000 with the intention of tearing it down to construct a fourplex. Then there's $15-25,000 in demolition fees. We'll round that up to the $25,000 price tag for the sake of this exercise. And then maybe the construction costs of $125,000 per unit go to something more like $150k. Now we have a $600,000 new build and our total entry cost is $825k.
These units seem to be renting for anywhere from $1,800 to $2,300 per month in parts of south and northeast Minneapolis, so we'll call it an even two grand. That's $96,000 per structure in rental income per year. Most mortgage companies would just take 25% off the top for the sake of calculating a qualifying income. We're going to be a little more precise. Taxes might wind up at $12,000 per year and I'll ballpark insurance at $2,500. Could be a fair amount more depending on what gets covered though. Then we take off 10% ($9,600) each for vacancy/maintenance and lawn care/snow removal. That net profit comes to $62,300.
So if you started with $825,000 of your own money, made $62,300 each year off of that investment, and sunk the entirety of those proceeds back into repaying yourself, you'd break even in thirteen years and three months. After that, everything is pure profit. But of course people who spend their time thinking about the best way to spend eight hundred G's to turn a profit don't do that with their own money, goodness no. So that investment comes from a down payment and a small business or multifamily real estate loan.
One such loan may offer terms at 5.5% interest with a 25-year amortization and a 20% down payment. So in this case, now we're only using $165,000 of our own money and borrowing the rest. That comes out to a $4,053 monthly principal/interest payment, and cuts the profit down to just under $14,000 per year. It doesn't fundamentally alter the time it takes to break even on the out-of-pocket investment, and it takes significantly less cash to get started.
Now let's compare that to building on a city-owned vacant parcel on Penn Avenue North. We'll assume the city in its benevolence will give the land away for free and there are no demolition costs. So the up-front investment is only needed to build that $600,000 fourplex. Rent here seems to be about $1,200 per month on these units. So we're bringing in $57,600 per year in gross rent. Taxes are going to be lower, but insurance could be higher, so we'll put that at $6,000 per year in taxes and $3,000 for insurance. We take out the same 20% in vacancy/maintenance/snow/lawn costs and that leaves a net profit of $37,080 each year.
And that, dear readers, means it takes sixteen years and two months to recoup the $600,000 investment. The $825,000 demo/new construction makes its money back almost three years faster. That's not too far off, but if this model is even somewhat accurate it will still be more cost effective to tear down existing houses elsewhere instead of building in north Minneapolis.
But what if we only used a 20%/$120,000 down payment? The same financing terms come to a principal/interest payment of $35,364 per year. Which means after collecting $37,080 in rent after the other expenses, we get an annual return of just over $1,700. Now I'm no business expert, but one question I like to ask about investing is "Will I make money before I am dead?" If the answer is no, my next question would be "Am I building a fourplex or buying life insurance?"
Let me be the first to admit that these numbers are HIGHLY anecdotal. I really want someone like CURA or other industry leaders to put together their own projections. But the foundation of this exercise remains the same. You cannot deny the disparities in rental rates across the city, yet we should expect the same quality of housing and the same financing terms citywide. Which means there absolutely will be a price point at which acquisition, demolition, and new construction makes more financial sense than simply building new with no other costs.
I find it unacceptable that we would simply say that any single-family home in certain neighborhoods that is for sale at an affordable price point would now be at risk to be bought out by a developer against whom the average homebuyer cannot compete. I find it equally untenable to create a citywide change in policy that benefits the rest of Minneapolis but passes over north entirely. If our city council and mayor agree, then there are two conceivable responses. Either identify that danger zone and subsidize development outside of it, or limit the zoning change to existing land only.

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Vacant land, multi-family, and single-family homes. |
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These parcels are likely already zoned for multi-family housing, but there are plenty of vacant lots around me that would benefit from the addition of 3-4 unit properties. |
"Well, the cat's out of the bag," said Council Member Lisa Bender regarding a proposal to
relax zoning requirements practically citywide. The change could result in there being virtually no barriers - from a zoning perspective - to building a four-unit house throughout much of the city. To be honest, the prospective change excites me more than just about anything I've seen from our new council. But it is replete with possibilities to further exacerbate some of Minneapolis' worst problems even while it addresses rental housing shortages.
CM's Johnson and Gordon raised some of their own concerns, namely that the new ordinance could result in starter homes being priced out certain markets as the land beneath the home becomes worth enough for investors to purchase, demolish, and build anew. While this would add a net gain of housing units, it would come at the expense of first-time buyers and would not be the ideal way to roll out such a change.
I share those concerns, and worry that otherwise viable housing will be demolished in favor of new construction of fourplexes. If that dynamic becomes widespread, then I also worry that we will have a housing change that prices more owners out of south and northeast Minneapolis while passing over the swaths of already-vacant land in north. And then let's talk about who benefits and how. Obviously renters benefit from having more options available to them at (hopefully) affordable rates for quality housing. The communities around the new units get the benefits - and let's be honest, the drawbacks such as they are - of increased density. And the largest beneficiaries would the the new owners of the four-unit housing expansion.
I will be focusing on those two aspects of the proposal as this post proceeds - how to incorporate a zoning change in ways that minimize the demolition of viable homes and how to ensure that the largest windfalls that ownership provides are aimed at people and communities that have been historically marginalized.
On her Twitter feed, Bender specifically framed the issue as central to racial justice - a connection I would have made as well. So let's run with that for a moment. Minnesota is home to some of the largest disparities between whites and minorities when it comes to home ownership, and that gap doesn't get any better when we narrow the ownership to investment or income-producing properties. And north Minneapolis has been devastated by decades of racist housing policies, redlining, predatory lending, slumlords, demolitions, and then a tornado to top it off. As a result, we have lost housing units and density, and now have more vacant land than any part of the city. There is no delicate way to put this: If north Minneapolis and its residents are not the primary beneficiaries of this zoning change, then it will be nothing more than a continuation of institutionalized racism.
We can intentionally address that element while also alleviating tensions between the traditional camps of preservationists and proponents of greater housing density with a simple solution. Write it into the ordinance that the variance applies only to properties that have been vacant land prior to January 1, 2018.
Proponents of density and supporters of expanding four-unit housing claim that this change will not result in the widespread, wholesale demolition of existing housing. I disagree, as we are already seeing viable homes in southwest Minneapolis get purchased for the purpose of demolition and reconstruction of mini-mansions. It is nothing short of willful ignorance to assume that such a trend would magically not extend to properties that would produce revenue and have instant equity. But if we're so sure that this won't happen, then codifying the variance to existing vacant land will have little impact anyway. And if these concerns have merit, then setting this limit will reduce unnecessary demolitions and focus the growth where it is needed most.
Likewise, if a house exists as a one- or two-unit structure, we should be careful about how we allow things to be "remuddled" into fourplexes. Most north Minneapolis residents can point to a home that was expanded to have more units than it was built for, and these properties are rarely well-kept. Limiting the change to existing vacant land only will mitigate some of the worst abuses and disparities that have plagued communities like north Minneapolis.
Back to Johnson's and Gordon's concerns that a new crop of fourplexes could price people out of starter homes in their wards: I floated the question among some pro-density friends on Twitter and the response I got back was that there are no starter homes left anymore in those neighborhoods, so it doesn't matter. Now, if you believe THAT, then I have some very bad news for you. Contrary to what mommy and daddy told you, Fluffy didn't get to live and run around on a farm in outstate Minnesota when he got to be a really old doggy. Sometimes I really hate having to be the guy who is responsible for sharing facts that dispel certain myths, but such is my burden.
I searched properties listed for sale in those wards, and it's true that the market for single-family homes, condos, and townhomes below $200,000 is very tight indeed. But in the zip codes that make up Gordon's and Johnson's wards, primarily 55413, 55414, 55417, and 55406, there are approximately fifteen single-family residences (including condos/townhomes) in livable conditions for sale at or under $200,000. I have considered a starter home to be something closer to $130-150,000 as the initial purchase price, but it's a nebulous term especially in a rising market. So instead of trying to define what is and is not a starter home, I'll break down how much income someone might need to buy a house on the lower end of the price range in those wards, and compare it to the entry costs to acquire a new fourplex, should those become commonplace.
So that brings us to the question of who can afford entry-level home ownership and the ownership of the hypothetical fourplex. I'll be using interest rates and mortgage insurance pricing from the Minnesota Housing bond program, because that is a common product for first-time homebuyers and the rates are easily available for anyone who wants to review my calculations.
I took the five lowest-price listings in the zip codes of Johnson's and Gordon's wards, and the median sales price for those properties was $191,000. That was for a one-bedroom condo though, and the next one up was a $200,000 single-family home, two bedrooms and two bathrooms. So that is our "starter home" for this exercise.
At $200,000 with a 3% down payment, the loan is $194,000. MN Housing rates for conventional financing are at 5.25% with no additional closing costs - $1,070 in principal/interest. Taxes are about $225 per month here, and a decent insurance policy costs between $100-125 per month. Call it $115. With a 720 credit score, mortgage insurance could be about $95.
So we're looking at a monthly payment of $1,505. Lenders want buyers to use 28% of their pre-tax, pre-deduction income towards their housing payment, but can go as high as 50% (or higher in some cases). I find many buyers either want or need to exceed that 28% level and are comfortable around 35%. So they would need an income of about $51,600 per year to get into homes on the lower end of the market in those wards. With down payment assistance available, many buyers who use this program do get in for as little as a thousand or two thousand of their own funds out of pocket.
And let's be realistic here; many of these properties are coming in with multiple offers well above list price. It is NOT an easy market for first-time homebuyers at the low end of the price range. But the market does exist and construction of four-unit homes may not significantly alter those dynamics.
Compare that to the fourplex market citywide. The sample size is rather small - twenty-two fourplexes were sold in Minneapolis in 2017 and some of those may have only been three units. The median sale price was $365,000. And although it's hard to project what a specific four-plex would sell for, new construction housing costs typically come in at $125,000 per unit. That's $500,000 as an entry level cost. Most Conventional financing options are going to require a 20% down payment on a four-unit structure, for a loan amount of $400,000. This doesn't quite fit into the MN Housing program, but we'll still use that rate for the time being.
That's a principal/interest payment of $2,208. Hennepin County's base tax rate is 1.54% of the property value. The initial tax burden will be that of a vacant lot, but we can assume the liability will eventually rise to something near or above that minimum, $7,700 per year or $642 per month. Let's ballpark insurance at $200 per month. We're at a monthly payment of $3,050 to cover a mortgage debt. Someone's going to need an annual income of $104,000 to keep that payment at 35% of their debt.
Clearly, an owner-occupant is going to have three other units to generate that revenue. The rent for our currently imaginary fourplex is hard to peg down as it would vary depending on bedroom count, size, location, and quality/amenities of the housing stock, among other factors. But we're generally going to be in the $1,200-$1,400 per month range. For loan qualifying purposes, we can usually use 75% of the rents as actual income. There will be vacancies and repairs that tend to cost at least that much. So ($1,400 x 3) x 75% = $3,150 per month. That generates $37,800 per year in income, so our buyer who needs an income of $104k to qualify now has to have $66,200 in their own income to qualify. And they need $100,000 from their own funds or assistance. Most down payment assistance programs do not currently extend to four-unit homes.
An FHA transaction could get someone in for as little as 3.5% of the purchase price - $17,500 is still not an easy feat but far more accessible than a hundred grand. But then the loan amount is higher and FHA loans have mortgage insurance. Using the same calculations as above, someone would need income around $88,000 plus the rent revenue to get this house under FHA financing.
Council Member Jenkins is quoted in the Star Tribune article effusing over the benefits that she experienced having grown up in and around owner-occupied fourplex housing. But in our current housing market, simply opening the doors to more four-unit home construction does not fundamentally alter the difficulties of affordable ownership for these properties. If anything, a fourplex is even harder for either a first-time buyer or a low- to moderate-income buyer to attain. In fact, out of the twenty-two multi-family (3-4 unit) purchases that were recorded on the MLS last year, none of those properties is currently homesteaded with the county. In today's market, owner-occupied fourplex purchases simply are not a naturally occurring phenomenon.
That's not to say this idea is without merit. But understanding the financial costs to ownership makes it clear that simple deregulation of the zoning laws will not lead to some imagined reduction in home ownership disparities and instead will result in already established developers reaping the benefits of owning these buildings. But there is a path to ownership that could do this, and it's called a land trust.
The basic premise of how land trusts work is the land trust comes in with assistance administered by a specific entity. The Minneapolis City of Lakes Community Land Trust covers Minneapolis, although a separate one could be set up to handle these properties. For the sake of our example, we'll assume similar assistance levels as the CLCLT, which has about $30-40,000 right now per house, which could be combined with other assistance as well. Then the property is converted to leasehold. The owner owns only the structure and the land trust owns the land and leases it back on a renewable 99-year lease. There is a 75/25% equity split and the 75% stays with the property when it's sold, so that the new buyer still acquires it at an affordable level. A new 99-year lease is executed and the property stays affordable in perpetuity.
Let's say it takes $500,000 to build a fourplex. $40,000 in down payment from the land trust and buyer's funds, and a $460,000 mortgage. Other assistance or the buyer's funds would cover the closing costs.
Then let's say the new owner decides to build a garage because one didn't exist, and that costs $15,000. The owner keeps 100% of that value they added when they sell. And ten years into the deal, the owner has paid off $20,000 in principal. Then when he sells, the property has increased in value by $100,000. In that case, the seller keeps the $15,000 in improvements he made, the $20,000 in principal paid off, and $25,000 of the $100,000 in the equity. The new buyer has $75,000 in assistance on their home. In the meantime, the owner for the first ten years may not have gotten the wealth from the equity, but they did get to generate wealth from the rent.
Of course, the numbers don't quite add up compared to the previous examples. We may need to work with lenders to ease loan-to-value/down payment restrictions on these properties, or come up with additional funds to assist with the down payment. (Land trusts are notoriously difficult to do with FHA financing, for the record.)
The land trust ground leases also require that the property have at least one unit owner-occupied at all times. Since such a project could bring new and inexperienced owners into the multi-family rental sphere, I would recommend some support services. Ongoing landlord training, tax services, and financial planning would help the new crop of owners prepare for success. People would be able to generate wealth through the rental income, but preserve affordable ownership for the next round of owners.
No big time developer is going to reap that kind of benefit; even with a buyer who would owner-occupy, the gains from the equity would not go back to that party. And since the equity gains stay with the property in perpetuity, then there would be little initial incentive to tear down existing housing to get at the fourplex market. The only place this "works" so to speak is the lower-income communities where land is cheap. And having a huge influx of owner-occupied multi-family houses will do a lot to chase out the slumlord problem. Plus, we are seeing a push at the state level to create more land trust financing/funding options.
Expanding the ability to build small-scale, multi-family housing citywide has tremendous potential to bring radically positive transformation to our housing market, if that expansion is rolled out with the political will and intention to do so. It also has the capacity to merely exacerbate the same housing disparities that have plagued our city for generations. Limiting the zoning changes to only vacant land and creating a land trust or similar system to assist and incentivize owner-occupancy will go a long way towards ensuring the benefits of such changes are realized by those who need it most.

As elections get ever closer, the level of vitriol keeps escalating. The crisis du jour happens to be a set of mailings that have gone out from Minneapolis Works! that have been in support of some of the less liberal candidates for city council. The hints of big, downtown money swaying the election has even brought out the most dreaded word imaginable in Minneapolis elections.
Republicans.
Now realistically we don't have Republicans as a political force in Minneapolis. Sure, we had one run for mayor in 2013, but to borrow from the legend of Keyser Soze, and like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that DFLers tell their kids at night. Run against a more liberal candidate, and the Republicans will get you. And no one ever really believes.
So this mailer comes out, and to be honest, the real story ought to be that these really rich political action groups had to crib campaign photos without permission and used poorly cropped Getty image photoshops. With that much money, if you want to be progressive with an actual 'p' then hire a northside photographer from a minority-owned business or a local arts group to take actual photos, and then get another such business to design the postcard. Instead, the uproar is that the less liberal candidates were called "progressive," when the new crop of left-wing candidates thinks that word belongs to them.
And the problem with that is that the DFL in Minneapolis is essentially the only path to political legitimacy (Sorry, Cam Gordon, but until we get more Green Party representation, I stand by the assessment). So ascendancy within the DFL party, and the DFL endorsement at conventions is not a consensus by Democrats of who represents their values. It is instead a tool to be used to gain the appearance of credibility.
Contrast that with statewide DFL conventions and endorsements...
...where delegates and alternates know that at the end of the session they damn well better 1) be able to define the policy positions and values that make someone a Democrat, 2) gauge which candidates best meet those values and can win an election, and 3) come away with some degree of consensus that we'll get an endorsement and stand behind that endorsement. The idea that we would block an endorsement or otherwise leave the convention without a chosen candidate is anathema. After all, the Republicans and possibly Independents are going to define their values and choose their candidate, and without a clear alternative those parties will dominate the election narrative.
At the local level, there is no such worry. So each candidate and their delegates arrive at the endorsing process entrenched in their own camps. If the endorsement isn't a mathematical shoo-in, then the convention becomes either a fundamentally undemocratic exercise in attrition until only the old faithful are left or a pointless exercise in denying anyone a 60% threshold. I can honestly say I have never gone to a ward, city, county, or senate district DFL convention with the mindset that by God we have to endorse *someone.* I've either been undecided (like this year's city convention) or I've been in attendance specifically on behalf of a candidate, doing whatever that campaign thought was in its best interests. Our local conventions are not about the party, they are numbers games to achieve or deny an endorsement. They are a means to an end so that a preferred candidate gets to access party money and machinery, and maybe get a postcard or doorknocking stint with a DFL rockstar like Ellison, Klobuchar, or Franken.
I've racked my brain for a solution here, and I think I've come up with one. If you read the title of the post, then you know what it is. Minneapolis needs two Democratic/DFL parties.
At first, I wanted to have two different parties entirely, or make the resurgent left wing of the DFL splinter off to the Green Party or a new entity altogether. (And let's face it; moderates like me are pretty unlikely to form our own party.) But as much as I may disagree with some elements of this year's political scene, I do think there is enough room in the Democratic Party/DFL tent for the neoliberal moderates and the more hard-line leftists.
To be clear, I get equally furious when I read the ongoing reports about how the national Democratic party stacked the deck for Hillary Clinton and tilted the field away from any other contender like Bernie Sanders. I find it troublesome when I read reports of purging left-leaning activists from national party leadership. I was quite dissatisfied with Alondra Cano's Rose Garden strategy at her ward convention, where she avoided question and answer sessions and then just had her delegates take over the process. Whether it's on a national or local scale and whether the misdeeds are perpetrated by moderate or hard left DFLers, I find attempts to shut down dialogue and bypass the will of the people to be entirely distasteful.
The main benefit of a two-party DFL system would be that Minneapolis could actually define who has what political territory. For instance, we all overuse the word "progressive." I bristle when someone tells me my more moderate stances are not actually progressive, yet I tell my left-leaning friends that their views are far enough removed from reality that they aren't progressive on the grounds of being unworkable. At the end of the discussion, terms like "democrat," "liberal," and "progressive" lose any mutually agreed-upon meaning. They mean whatever the user wants them to mean.
We could also endorse a moderate and a liberal candidate for local elections, and that process would allow party resources and fellow elected representatives to campaign on behalf of more colleagues without crossing party lines. I don't envision the endorsement process as simply taking the top two vote-getters, as that doesn't solve the problem of being able to more clearly stake out ideological differences. And I'm not yet sure how we'd get those endorsements without even longer conventions. To be honest, multiple endorsement processes would be kind of the opposite of kids with divorced parents who say, "Well at least we get two Christmases."
Finally, there are a whole host of issues within the city, ranging from affordable housing to crime prevention strategies, where people behind the scenes don't always speak openly about what they see as political shortfalls from various candidates or elected officials. Their voice is muted precisely because the DFL has a monolithic dominance over paths to political capital.
Creating a second DFL party in Minneapolis could let some steam out of that pressure cooker of a political environment. And since this would not be a separate party, participants could still vote in other Democratic primaries and remain active within local, state, and national political structures. (Since such participation requires attesting that one is not a member of another party) And admittedly this is a pie-in-the-sky thought experiment at this point. But hell, if mayoral and council candidates can openly talk about abolishing and disarming the police and still get taken seriously, then this blogger can indulge in a political daydream.

Post by Jeff Skrenes, photo is from my front porch.
This post has been edited from its initial publication. A list of candidates who voted "yes," "yes then no" or "did not respond" has been added, those candidates have been added to the "labels" section, and language was adjusted at the hyperlink to better reflect a narrative flow.
Recently a group called Pollen put out a
survey and candidate questionnaire for the upcoming Minneapolis municipal elections. The questions are pretty standard fare, if a bit left-leaning even for Minneapolis, with two notable exceptions. "Do you believe we could ever have a city without police?" and the follow-up to that, "What would you do, as an elected official, to bring us closer to police abolition?" What is exceptional, and not in a good way, is that two DFL-endorsed incumbents and two of the leading mayoral candidates answered the first question in a way that at a different time or place would be considered political suicide.
"Yes." (With a caveat: Mayoral candidate Jacob Frey initially answered "yes," and has now retracted that. His answers now state "no," with an explanation that the initial questions differed from those on the submission form.)
The other candidates that answered yes, as of this posting are: Ray Dehn (mayor), Ginger Jentzen (Ward 3), Phillipe Cunningham (Ward 4), Jeremiah Ellison (Ward 5), Janne Flisrand (Ward 7), Alondra Cano (Ward 9 incumbent), Lisa Bender (Ward 10 incumbent), and Jeremy Schroeder (Ward 11).
Mohamud Noor (Ward 6) answered the follow-up question about what would be done to abolish the police department, but did not answer the initial yes/no question.
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There is a guy running for mayor under the political banner "Rainbows Butterflies Unicorns" and EVEN HE said abolishing the police department is unworkable. |
Whether this is an indictment of how much work must be done to reform many aspects of our police force, or it's demonstrative of how far to the left at least some are trying to take our city, this question is not normal or healthy.
I suppose reasonable people - or maybe we don't see each other as reasonable right now - may disagree on the value judgment above, but let's not sugarcoat these two questions. In many a Facebook comment thread I've seen or participated in, defenders of posing such queries state that the vision is merely aspirational, and asks candidates to envision a city where police are not necessary because everything else is so great.
No. That is not what the questionnaire is getting at. One of its authors, Ashley Fairbanks,
is quoted in the Star Tribune as stating that the police force is so rooted in white supremacy that it is irredeemable. Whether that's true or not isn't my immediate point, but rather we need to acknowledge that the people behind this question are very much in favor of dissolving the police force. Not radically reforming it, but "abolition." The very next question asks for specific actions that would bring us there. That should make it crystal clear that the questionnaire is not leading candidates or voters to sing John Lennon's "Imagine" while casting ballots in hopes of a world with no religion, wars, or greed. The survey and its authors unapologetically advocate for the abolition of a police department, and anyone who answered yes is tacitly supporting that view.
There are more than a few other problems here...
...Let's start though, with a few points that many on the far left (or maybe not so far; we'll see in November) and I would agree on. One. The fact that the MPD continues to allow an officer I would consider an avowed racist, Bob Kroll, to serve as the head of their union is telling that they are willing to put up with - at least - a widespread public perception of racism, if not actual racist elements within their ranks. Two. Racial disparities in how people are treated from the point of initial interaction with the police all the way through the court and prison system are real and need to be addressed. Three. police need to do a better job of de-escalation. Four. If, through either socioeconomic improvements or other community policing efforts, we can arrive at a place where police are called upon with ever-decreasing frequency, that would be just great. Five. The ability for a police officer to get acquitted just by saying they fired a gun because they were afraid for their lives is a fundamental flaw that needs to be remedied through state or federal law or perhaps even Supreme Court verdicts. And six. The increased militarization of police departments is pretty damn scary and needs to be reversed.
Which is to say you're more likely to see me marching at the next rally - let's hope there isn't one - against an unjust police action or verdict than you ever will to see me post "blue lives matter" on Facebook.
In any case, let's proceed to some basic assumptions. First, we live in an imperfect world and that won't change. Second, as much as we want to improve our overall conditions, people will always be willing and able to do harm to each other and to themselves. And third, our society needs some form of emergency response system to assist when there are medical emergencies, car accidents, fires or other hazards, and yes, when someone is intent on causing great harm to themselves or others. That last section is where some form of a police department has to be part of our society. And at least some segment of that response needs to have both the authority and capability to use force, even deadly force, when needed. That arm of emergency response needs to have the capability to use force, the wisdom to know when not to, and a means of accountability when they fail those standards.
I would hope that through improving education, job opportunities, housing, and physical/mental health services, we could greatly reduce the times that the police would be needed at all. And through extensive reforms and training, we would eliminate both racially disparate treatment and the undue use of lethal force. But to think that we can arrive at a point where the police department can or should be abolished is a fool's errand.
Ironically, such a move would also have great potential to make public safety even more inequitable than it is now. A Minneapolis without a police department wouldn't mean no police or law enforcement at all. No; it would mean that public safety would be charged to several other bodies. We'd have some sort of neighborhood patrol interveners (which is a compelling idea to explore side-by-side with police reforms), private security firms, increased concealed-carry permits, and police work done by county and state troopers. In that free-for-all, which communities are going to get better safety? Because I bet Kenwood and Linden Hills could afford a whole lot better private security than the McKinley or Hawthorne communities. And if you have a grievance with law enforcement, who would you rather deal with, Rondo or Stanek? To remove personalities from that, which avenue gives you as a citizen of Minneapolis more power to interact with law enforcement: a mayor/city council/civilian review body or Hennepin County commissioners and the BCA?
On a personal level, not too long ago I was walking my dog and another dog came running to the edge of the fenced-in yard to bark at us. The owner came out and even though my dog was not barking at all, accused me of "antagonizing" his dog. And while I was well past his property at that point, he came at me and (remember, this really happened) pulled a sword out of his cane and began threatening to cut up my dog and me. Now I don't believe I'd ever own a gun, but if there were no police department then I guarantee I'd be packing a legally permitted pistol. And if I had no police to call upon when someone tried to go all "Kingsman's Secret Service" on me, I do believe I would have fired to protect myself.
Anyone advocating for the abolition of a police department, I want to see you rolling with KG Wilson or Mad Dads the next time there's a shooting. Hell, I want to see you on the 5 or 19 bus lines with some red Guardian Angel hats on, intervening when you see shit about to go down. I want to know what you're doing to keep wannabe gangsters from thinking they're king shit of turd mountain because they shoot at each other over who gets to hang out at Folwell Park or North Commons. I want to know if you think you're bulletproof the next time you're at the Burger King drive-thru at Broadway and Bryant and two cliques start shooting at each other over an argument about a girl. Because if stopping some of those things isn't a part of your daily life while you want to abolish instead of reform the police force, then you are merely spouting off liberal platitudes and utopian pablum from the safety of your computer while ensconced in a neighborhood where you don't have to worry that these things will affect you directly.
(I realize there are a whole lot of people right here in my neighborhood that have a very different experience with the MPD due to the color of their skin; again, we're talking about whether that set of problems can be reformed without abolition.)
And let's talk about some of the things that the MPD *has* accomplished. Remember when the intersection of 31st and 6th in the Hawthorne EcoVillage was so bad nobody could even come to a complete stop, because doing so was a signal to the drug dealers and prostitutes that you were prepared to engage in a transaction with them? People in that area were being assaulted and threatened, they had their homes broken into and their cars set on fire because they stood up to the rampant crime. And through a great deal of investment from other partners, the area is filled with new home owners today. Further, the home ownership rate for minorities in that development far exceeds the persistent statewide disparities Minnesota frequently sees. And that rapid success - or any measurable progress at all - would not have been possible without a tremendous level of support from our police force.
I even use "force" sparingly here. It wasn't force that gave a burglarized resident a new TV. It wasn't force that brought a legion of MPD and MFD volunteers to repave driveways, build fences, and help with other rehab projects. It wasn't force that sent a message loud and clear to the upstanding residents of Hawthorne that they were cared for and would get the help they needed to set their neighborhood right.
Back to the survey and responses because I am not done with everything wrong about those yet either.
These questions matter. They matter because of how they frame what is a reasonable element of our dialogue when we choose our leaders and help set the course for public policy. As a parallel, I've been working tirelessly for years on reducing demolitions and increasing rehab of houses in north Minneapolis. And at a recent Ward 5 candidate forum on housing, all the questions that were asked by the moderator or audience about this issue were framed from the value statement that we want more rehab and less demolition. (Full disclosure, I did not submit or ask any questions at that forum.) What that told me was that I and many others had successfully reframed the issue. Now every candidate running knows that if they win, they will be expected to work towards that goal, because nobody was asking for more demolitions.
So when a group pushes the extreme idea of police abolition as part of their questionnaire platform, and that notion is not immediately called out as unworkable, unrealistic, out of touch, and just plain wrong, questions like that become normalized. Candidates start to gravitate towards answers that placate those posing the questions, and over time, policy gets enacted because the dialogue itself has shifted. Now, if you're in favor of police abolition, then this is a good thing and may be a long-term goal to shift what is acceptable public discourse. Let's not lose sight of that.
Finally, read some of the answers that both "yes" and "no" respondents gave to the question about what they would do to abolish the police force. Virtually no one had any answers that were specific, actionable items that would result in a police department no longer existing. That should tell you a lot about how candidates chose to answer. To me, it says that anyone who initially or eventually answered "no" was giving an honest answer to a potentially hostile audience. Anyone who answered "yes" and gave specifics on how to abolish the police is foolish. Anyone who answered "yes" and then gave typical left-wing talking points is pandering.

Post by Jeff Skrenes, photo is stock photo from my Facebook profile.
Minneapolis politics have taken a sharp turn to the left and I'm not sure I recognize my own city anymore.
I don't make that statement lightly, and I don't base that sentiment solely on the political positions that seem to have the wind in their sails for the time being. There is an undercurrent to this shift that feels different than other political differences and disagreements I've seen in the past. And to be honest, it's the shift in tone that concerns me more than a potential shift in policy. Politics do make leftward and rightward shifts over time, and in the long arc of history I like to think the push and pull of those tides helps us to get it right.
I still consider myself a liberal and a progressive, certainly a Democrat. On a national scale I probably favor government regulations and spending more than most, but locally I would be to the right of many of my compatriots in that regard. Still, this sentiment of a political sea change for the worse does come from an understanding of left-wing activism and tactics.
My first job out of college was working for Minnesota ACORN, the predecessor to Neighborhoods Organizing for Change. I've been on my share of marches, most recently to protest the Philando Castile verdict. I've organized a direct action that once got my organization sued - a badge of honor of sorts in that world. Which is to say I've been in the far-left activist sphere before and I understand its philosophy and methods perhaps more than others who would self-identify as moderates.
I'm not sure exactly when the left-wing meanness started to manifest itself, but I first noticed it during...
...the Orth House debacle. A sitting city council member took part in a mock vigil at the Bryant-Lake Bowl to make fun of her own constituents. A local neighborhood blog egged on such behavior through open mocking of preservationists. And to this day the Wedge Live blog has only grown in prominence while continuing its lowbrow tactics.
To draw a comparison, most liberals are rightly outraged at the antics of our current Commander in Chief when he degrades and devalues women based on their looks instead of engaging on the merits of an issue. The Wedge Live blog did the same thing during the debate over the Brenda Ueland house, comparing the author's appearance and dress to Beetlejuice as if that made one lick of difference in any way.
So while the political background radiation brought to us by Trump hasn't helped, the seeds were here in Minneapolis well before his rise to prominence. Perhaps Minneapolis and left-leaning activists are not so different than red states in that regard. But 45's victory has done two things in Minneapolis. First, his actions set the tone for what can be considered acceptable discourse. Second, he can be attributed as a convenient bogeyman to rile everyone up.
Lest readers think this post will devolve into pointlessly wistful hand-wringing, I plan on articulating as best I can three main points. What it means to me to be a Minneapolis moderate, two recent events where I believe such moderation was disregarded (to our detriment as a city), and how I hope we can return to better days in terms of our communal discourse.
The easiest line I can draw from a basic tenet of political philosophy to a real-world application is around vacant houses and housing preservation. That issue has been a focal point of mine and of this blog for many years. And what drove my action and my organizing of neighbors, politicians, and other stakeholders was a recognition that we had a set of policies that were inefficient, nonexistent, or downright harmful. And further, those policies were put in place and acted upon by local government without adequate input from community members and professionals who worked directly in the industry.
To put it bluntly, Minneapolis and Hennepin County had a philosophy and a set of policies around vacant housing and demolition vs. rehab that was shaped by the opinions and actions of city bureaucrats. People who buy, sell, rehab, build, and finance such housing did not have enough of a voice in these policies. Neighbors who lived next door to a vacant home, or those who could have owner-occupied one if it were available were not given a way to impact the decisions of local government.
The constituency directly affected by that set of positions and actions should have input that carries the greatest weight about whether those policies are beneficial or not, and how to correct the policies, or even (gasp!) whether there should be any policies at all around a given issue. This is a cornerstone of my political beliefs. I believe many on the left share this principle, at least in the abstract. I do not believe we are living up to that goal.
The $15 minimum wage tip credit and the confrontation over uniformed officers at Pride are two such instances where I believe the left fell short in a dialogue with those directly affected. To be clear, I am not gay, not a person of color, not a police officer, haven't experienced police mistreatment, and I was not involved in ensuring the parade was conducted efficiently and safely--I didn't even go to the Minneapolis Pride parade this year. And I am fortunate enough to be making well over $15 an hour and do not rely on tipped income, nor am I a small business owner who would have to figure out how to pay my employees under a new wage ordinance. So my opinions on those two issues matter far less than anyone's who is directly impacted.
And yet I saw a fair amount of interaction on Facebook where long-standing LGBT leaders expressed their support for a uniformed officers' presence at Pride. These leaders were told to "check [their] privilege" or "know [their] history." And by way of Facebook profiles at least, the people dishing out those phrases often appeared to be white, young, and straight. The recipients of such admonishments were less privileged and had actually lived through the history they were told to learn. Granted, the arguments arose without a whole lot of time between the Castile verdict and Pride parade, and therefore couldn't be resolved neatly before the event itself. But from my observation there were a lot of non-LGBT, non-POC people on the left telling the direct stakeholders in the controversy how they should respond. That is not okay.
Likewise, there hasn't been much room for nuanced debate around the minimum wage issue. In one of the earlier hearings this year, CM Goodman called into question the validity of some of the studies presented - why they were all generally positive, whether they had complete enough data sets or solid methodology, if they were adequately peer-reviewed, or if the authors had pre-determined conclusions based on their own ideology. The vitriol directed at her was off the scale. Yet when other studies have been presented that question whether similarly localized minimum wage increases have been beneficial, the left dismisses those as incomplete, not peer-reviewed, or inherently biased. It seems like anyone with concerns over the Minneapolis ordinance is not allowed to question the supportive data nor can we bring in our own information that may contradict a prevailing narrative.
Further, when waiters and servers and other restaurant employees almost universally lobbied for a tip credit, that concern was summarily dismissed. Again, without direct experience in the industry I won't argue whether the tip credit should be part of the ordinance or not - or even whether tipping should exist at all. But the Minneapolis bureaucracy got it wrong on housing preservation quite literally for generations because they did not listen to the communities directly impacted or the professionals with expertise. I worry that the same dynamic is at play here, and if we get it wrong the results will be devastating.
So where do we go from here?
I have been stewing on self-identifying as a moderate for a long time now, and I keep coming back to the one thing I do not want to be, as described by Martin Luther King, Jr. in "Letter from a Birmingham Jail."
I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Klu Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
I would rather step aside than contribute to a dream deferred, or to disengage rather than issue a bad check based on the riches of freedom and security of justice. Those who stand in the way of what is just should be called out for that, but not every disagreement over policy is tantamount to intentional systematic oppression.
I think of two good friends of mine who are to the left of me on housing and livability issues in Minneapolis. When they have an article published, or put out a body of research, or when a policy I've worked on behind the scenes for years becomes a reality, we literally cannot wait to discuss these things with each other. We know we won't agree on everything, and sometimes we disagree on much. But the exchange of ideas that we share helps each of us learn. We learn information that we did not know, perspectives that we had not considered, and perhaps most importantly, we affirm that the values we hold for justice and equity are the same regardless of the pathways we think are best to bring us there.
I firmly believe that a dialogue in that spirit makes each of us a better person and when we have the chance to impact policies it makes for a better community and city. And it is precisely that kind of dialogue that this city needs more of.

*post by the Hawthorne Hawkman, stock image from GIFsme. I was going for a stock photo of "tempest in a teapot," but a shot glass seems a whole lot better.
It's been almost a year since my last blog post, and my writing has been sporadic before that. I've made several statements that I was returning to regular writing, although this time I can't say if that will be the case. But I tend to write about things in my neighborhood and city that I want to see changed and that I think may be impacted by writing. Recent current events have caused me to dust off the blogspot and see what we've got under the hood.
There are two posts in the hopper. Part One is "What the Hell was the police chief thinking? No, really, I am honestly baffled because there seems to be no part of 'appointergate' that was handled with any degree of forethought." Part Two is something of a "I am a political moderate in a city that doesn't seem to have a voice of moderation" manifesto.
Chief Harteau, you're up first...
To summarize, our current Fourth Precinct Inspector Kjos received a well-earned promotion. Rising through the ranks as the proposed replacement was John Delmonico. Now Delmonico deserves some praise for his record within the precinct, as violent crime on his shift has seen a notable decrease. But he was also the brain trust, and I use both words loosely, behind "
pointergate." As if it weren't foolish enough to insinuate that our current mayor's habit of pointing in a certain way was indicative of a gang sign, details also emerged that Delmonico shopped the "story" to various news outlets until he found one with a low enough bar to take it and run with it. In the aftermath that followed, the young man unwittingly in the center of this tempest in a teacup had his unrelated past brought up and his re-established reputation dragged through the mud.
The police union had a showdown with the mayor, and police/community relations in the Fourth Precinct got caught in the crossfire. This series of events is not something that will be quickly or easily forgotten.
That promotion was almost immediately followed by a mayoral override of the appointment, and rightly so. As a community, the fourth precinct still has not fully healed its wounds from the Jamar Clark shooting and subsequent protests, and has been taken aback by the
demotion of an officer who built strong relationships in the wake of such tense circumstances. (More on that in a moment; suffice to say that has not helped community-police relations.)
My knee-jerk reaction was that Harteau's promotion was intended as an underhand lob of a pitch to Hodges to knock out of the park. After all, if Hodges doesn't win re-election, then Harteau might see her job in jeopardy - certainly if we have a new mayor with even a few of the left-leaning challengers winning city council seats. But under a second Hodges term, Harteau wouldn't be up for reappointment until 2019. Another three-year term could translate into six years of job security, contingent on Betsy's re-election. So was Harteau making herself out to be the fall guy, so to speak, in order that the mayor could override what was so clearly a poor decision?
However, local journalist
David Brauer had a series of posts on Twitter that laid out the roles of who can actually "fire" the chief, and it's not the mayor. The chief can be removed by the executive committee of the council's action and the full council's assent. And the Star Tribune
detailed both the text-message showdown between the chief and the mayor, as well as the fact that Council Members Goodman and Johnson (whose wards are partly or entirely in the precinct) were informed while CM Yang (whose ward is also entirely in the precinct) was not.
So it does not seem plausible that some sort of collusion and gamesmanship is afoot between the chief and the mayor. Which brings me back to the first question most northsiders had upon hearing of the Delmonico promotion: Why? No, really, I have no idea so can you please tell me why you thought a move so tone-deaf would be accepted by the community at large? And the follow-up question, why were only a select few consulted and even then just at the eleventh hour? And the folllow-up to THAT, which is that since the council has no direct authority over the police chief appointments, why were any council members contacted at all? These maneuvers point to either a severe misunderstanding of the community climate within the fourth precinct, or a willingness to use us as a political football, or both.
With those questions burning, I share Council Member Cam Gordon's
sentiment: I no longer have confidence that our current police chief can adequately represent the interests of the fourth precinct. I mean, I'm not sure exactly how much confidence I had a week ago, but I'm pretty sure it's at absolute zero by now.
Which brings me back to the problem of former Inspector Mike Friestleben, "Fritz" for short. Amid much community furor, he was demoted and quite a few people want him right back where he was before. His demotion came on the heels of police and community relationship building that was unprecedented in recent years. It later came out that Fritz
mishandled a stalking claim with one of his subordinates. That misstep would lend credence to his demotion, and it should give his supporters at least some pause. As much as we want Fritz back, we should also support accountability and the need for officers to be protected from stalking and harassment. If he were simply reinstated without much consequence, what would that do to the rank-and-file within the precinct? What message would that send to young women who may want to join the police force?
I am saddened to say that while I miss the work Fritz has done, his demotion may have in fact been warranted. But when Harteau pulls the kind of maneuvers she has around Delmonico, it becomes much harder to lend credence to other difficult but necessary actions.
These political machinations inevitably lead to speculation: What was she thinking? Are they that stupid, or are they conniving, or both? After these questions percolated for a while, I began to apply those queries to the current structure of our police force leadership. The police chief is appointed every three years in order to minimize the politicization of that appointment. The chief can't be fired by the mayor, but only by the executive committee of the council with the assent of the council as a whole. The personnel moves by the chief are not subject to council review. The Public Safety committee on the council does not oversee personnel moves. On the one hand, you want your police force focused on protecting and serving the people of Minneapolis while remaining insulated from the political winds du jour. On the other hand, "Appointergate" seems to lay bare an ongoing and damaging difficulty for the community to hold police accountable.
Other blogs or social media outlets would end this kind of a post with a call to action; get out the picket signs and storm city hall, or shut down a freeway, or the 4th Precinct again. My call to action is more restrained, as my plea to anyone who's made it this far is that we crack open that city charter of ours. Let's learn what it says about how our police force decisions are made. It's an election year for city council and mayor, so let's take what we glean from our governing documents, and hold our candidates to account for how they will either use or change the charter to improve police accountability.
(The length of a police chief term has been corrected from the original post, and some grammatical content altered accordingly.)

One of the refrains I see on social media after shootings in north Minneapolis is the question of why people associated with Black Lives Matter aren't out protesting against that particular shooting, or why BLM isn't speaking out against issues like Black-on-Black violent crime. I've felt that most of those queries, especially coming from Caucasians or those not affiliated with BLM were misguided at best.
That chorus began again after the tragic shooting death of Birdell Beeks, and I can tell you where Black Lives Matter was...
Organizing vigils and calling for an end to the violence.
I was at two vigils for Ms. Beeks, one on Friday of last week and one earlier today. In both cases, the message from those in attendance was inescapable; the violence has to stop and the community has to rise up and make that happen. The claims that BLM is not present are just plain false, and anyone saying the community isn't holding up a mirror to its own, that person is either not paying attention or not looking beyond their normal sources of information.
The small vigil on Friday was hastily put together by community members, activists from groups like BLM, and Council Member Cam Gordon over coffee at a West Broadway establishment. I heard about it on Facebook and was working from home at the time. I stopped work early and went a few blocks south to pay my respects. The Black Lives Matter folks were key organizers of that event and many of the same folks were at today's more organized and publicized vigil was also heavily attended by Black Lives Matter supporters.
Furthermore, the movement is a decentralized one. There's no motion or Robert's Rules of Order governing where its supporters can go or what they can do with the name. There can be drawbacks to a decentralized movement, but that characteristic does make it easier for the group to be present and to represent themselves at such events.
And it's worth pointing out that a central theme behind BLM is to change the systemic power structures that devalue and diminish Black lives. The group is free to choose which events serve as crystalizing moments around such goals, or even which events may change the course of the movement.
Finally, the claim that the Black community isn't focused enough on themselves in the wake of such tragedy is a spuriously incorrect one and borderline (or perhaps full-on) racist. Again, if one is at these events, you'll see as the photo above indicates, a clear message calling for the end of Black-on-Black violence. And if one stays long enough to hear the speakers, that message is front and center. Sure, there are calls for justice, calls for better economic opportunities, more jobs, and an end to systemic racism and oppression. Families and friends mourn, but there are constant calls from people within the community: if you see a kid doing something call them out on it; call their momma; tell them they're worth more than that, but also that what they're doing isn't right; and if need be, call the police.
These are the messages being spread at such vigils. Anyone claiming otherwise, from the safety of a like-minded social media group, has been misinformed by mainstream media or is willfully perpetrating a false narrative.
Where is Black Lives Matter when the community mourns Ms. Beeks? Right there with us.

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A house on Broadway and Ilion that may be torn down as development comes along. |
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And the vacant lot immediately across the alley from this house, which is not part of the proposed development.
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Four and a half years ago, I was at a Hawthorne environment committee meeting, and the icebreaker was to say our name and the "greenest" thing we did that day. "I picked up trash around Farview Park," or "I recycled a pop bottle" were common introductions. When it was my turn, I said, "My name is Jeff, and today I had an offer accepted to purchase and rehab a home that would have otherwise been demolished." I think I won that round.
On April 1st, the Minneapolis City Council wasn't playing a joke when they adopted a ban on plastic bags that are ubiquitous at most retailers. They received a fair amount of criticism for taking up the issue in the immediate aftermath of the decision not to prosecute the officers involved in the shooting of Jamar Clark. Personally, I found the timing to be a bit tone-deaf, but I don't mind an elected body that can focus on more than one hot-button issue at a time.
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But if they ban plastic bags, how will I be able to use plastic bags to pick up the plastic bags that accumulate in my yar--ohhhh. |
I'm not entirely opposed to a plastic bag ban. I do use them occasionally, but would just be more conscious of taking tote bags with me if I must. But there are two main issues I have with this proposal...
...and the first is tied more to socioeconomic equity than to housing.
If plastic bags aren't banned entirely, then a token surcharge would be added on--five cents per bag. CM Cano was correct in her assertion that we've survived for a long time without plastic bags. But I wonder if she knows how much even a small increase could impact a low-income family's ability to afford their food.
I was married and helped raise my ex-wife's children. I've been in that situation of doing the advanced grocery shopping trigonometry - balancing the multiple variables of how much food the family needs, how much money is in the bank account, how much each item costs, whether there's enough gas in the tank to get to and from work until the next payday, and if the coupons in hand will help it all even out at the register. And I can tell you that if I had to add in a calculation of a cost per grocery bag on top of all that, it would have meant either some bounced checks or switching out fresh produce for Hamburger Helper a few (more) times a month.
When you're poor enough, the difference of a few dollars a month is going to have a real impact on your budget. And it seems fundamentally hypocritical that as a city our council is willing to tell poor families to figure out how to stretch their food budget just a little bit further. Or a small business has to bear extra costs from the styrofoam ban, making the odds of success for a start-up that much slimmer. And yet if you're rich enough, you can buy a house in southwest, tear it down because you want a McMansion, and put tons of debris into a landfill out of personal preference. A developer buying up existing housing for demolition and construction of luxury condos in Uptown doesn't raise the ire of our council; the bag lady on social security better figure out how her ancestors got by without plastic though.
We're a green city, after all.
What would it look like if we treated houses with the same consideration as we do plastic and styrofoam? I think we're getting there with the city's Vacant House Recycling Program, but we're not going far enough. It's past time to give serious weight to moving houses whenever possible.
The first opposition that comes up around moving a house is that it doesn't make financial sense - at least in north Minneapolis. And that's true, to a point. But then again, demolition, holding land, and building new construction homes in north Minneapolis doesn't make financial sense either. That process comes with a heavy subsidy, and even the subsidized process has trouble attracting investors. When either route comes at a cost, we subsidize what we value.
The first thing I would do to encourage moving houses is to make the permit process for that completely free. From the initial permit to the final code compliance, if you're moving a house in Minneapolis, and we value environmentally sustainable initiatives, then making that huge of an impact shouldn't cost a dime. Would the several hundred to a grand or so in savings make a difference? Maybe not, but it would send a strong signal and may get developers and property owners to at least consider a different option.
As much as I don't want added bureaucracy, it might make sense to require some level of reporting about whether a house could be moved for every demolition permit requested. Demolition permits already address a number of factors, so why not require a sentence or two pertaining to the feasibility of a house move on every demolition? That would at least force applicants to consider the option, and when it's viable then preservationists might have another avenue to appeal and save a home.
And yes, there should be times when a development proposal or a demolition is halted in its tracks because not enough of an effort was made to move the houses. In retrospect, we should have done that with the gorgeous homes that were lost to the MPS building's parking lot. I'm not sure that line in the sand exists for any current northside developments, although the cute bungalow behind the Capri is a home that ought to be saved and moved if at all possible.
But to get there, we as a city need a better understanding of what goes into moving a home and when doing so is feasible. If we're truly going to be a "green" city, we need to start valuing the environmental benefits of saving homes by moving them, and stop chasing the trendy bans that get us on the "hipper-than-thou" lists of trendy metropolitan areas.

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Northwest corner of 2nd St and 26th Ave N |
Last fall, several northside bicyclists got together to see how the 26th Ave bike path was shaping up and to take a look at possibilities for riverfront connections at the end of 26th. That's when we noticed the curb cut above. The problem with this design, in case it's not obvious enough, is that the sidewalk and the bike lane bottleneck right at the point where we also have a fire hydrant. There is literally no way for a biker to get on or off the bike path without either jumping a curb into traffic or jostling for sidewalk space with pedestrians. Thanks to the building that abuts the sidewalk, there isn't even anyplace else for bikers or pedestrians to go to avoid conflicts with vehicular traffic.
We chalked that error up to the possibility that larger trucks along the industrial corridor may need a wider berth for their turns. And for the time being, there will be very few pedestrians and bikers starting their route on the east side of 2nd. Until a 26th/riverfront connection is cemented, there isn't much of a reason for bikers to be on the other side of this intersection. So we chalked this up to
one more mistake in a
series of bad designs between Washington Avenue and north Minneapolis river connections.
That is, until we saw...
...This.
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Northeast corner of 26th and Lyndale |
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From the opposite side. |
Let's walk through what's going on here, because there is a phenomenal amount of horrible design, and I don't want to miss a single bit. Leading up to the 26th and Lyndale intersection, we currently have two-way vehicle lanes, a bike path wide enough for two cyclists to pass each other, and sidewalks wide enough for the same dynamic. Once the interior section of the 26th Avenue bikeway is complete, we will have the same corridor that will allow for two-way car, bike, and pedestrian traffic.
But that all comes to one jumbled, incoherent cluster of a bottleneck at the crossway. The bike lane disappears to allow for a right-turn/passing segment for vehicles. And the step down from bike lane to street is a curb, not a grade. Furthermore--and I actually zoomed in on the two shots above to be sure that my eyes and my memory weren't deceiving me--there is only one way to get from the sidewalk to the street and it's blocked. Like Gandalf standing down the Balrog, we have a fire hydrant that may as well be screaming
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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It's really that bad |
And yet, somehow this manages to get even WORSE. See, this all happens along the descent from Farview Hill. From Aldrich Avenue all the way to 3rd Street, which is one of the steepest and most prolonged topographical declines in north Minneapolis. It's not uncommon for bikers to reach 20-25 mph along this descent. Here is where a biker will be coming from once the new lane is completed.

So the cyclist will be zipping along, picking up steam, coming to a traffic light and probably trying like crazy to zip through the intersection before the light turns red, only to wind up contesting with oncoming vehicle traffic, pedestrians (Farview Park, which is to the left in the photo, has a LOT more of those than the industrial area) other bikes, AND a fire hydrant. The Marquis de Sade and Friedrich Nietzsche must have somehow taught a master's course on urban design, and this was the only way to pass their final exam. That's the only explanation I can come up with for how anyone thought this was even a remotely workable idea.
Other more sophisticated blogs, like streets.mn have all sorts of fancy computer designs to show how bikes, cars, and pedestrians would interact in the ideal and actual design settings. I'm not up to their level, so I am going to do a design model with the most sophisticated technology I know how to use, and that I think the planners of this intersection will grasp.
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I thought about using Mario Paint, but my Super Nintendo is in the basement of my parents' home in Michigan. |
So here's my working model for what a healthily functioning intersection would look like at 26th and Lyndale.
We have enough room for cars to travel in either direction, as well as bikers, a guy walking his dog, and a woman with a baby stroller. Sure, it gets a little complicated when somebody wants to turn instead of heading in one direction. But it's easy enough to figure out who's going where, and ultimately the intersection will be quite manageable.
And here's what happens in my model when we introduce a wholly unnecessary curb cut and throw a fire hydrant in the middle for good measure.
One car remains relatively unaffected, and may even get an epic 3-second cell phone clip to turn into a gif and post on Vine. The dog is smart enough to slip away from his leash and avoid the intersection altogether. Everyone else is pretty much hosed, and the baby will be traumatized to the point where as an adult he is never quite able to use separated bike paths again.
I have thought about why the curb cut was thought to be a good idea, literally until my brain hurt. Sarcasm aside, the only benefit I see to this is that it allows for a car to slip around the vehicle in front of them if the front car is waiting in traffic for a left turn. Even then, there's only enough length for one car, maybe two. Any more than that and the intersection will still see a backlog of vehicles waiting for a clear left turn.
And the solution to that problem is so simple I cannot understand why nobody thought of it before implementing a layout that is likely to get people seriously injured. See, quite some time ago we developed this technology called a semaphore, or "traffic light," in the common term. These lights can do amazing things, like telling cars and bikes when to start and stop. If you look closely, you'll even see one in use at this very intersection. That invention has even evolved to the point where it can direct pedestrians to walk or not walk, if you can imagine. Although the denizens of north Minneapolis, Lake Street, and downtown Saint Paul all claim a religious exemption from obeying such laws. In any case, the traffic lights can also tell one set of cars to both go and turn left, while telling the oncoming traffic it is not okay to move at all. We can direct our semaphores to do this in alternating directions as well. Crazy, right? But it's true. Next up, warp drives and teleporting and we'll be at Star Trek levels of transportation.
Before we can say that the 26th Avenue bike lanes are complete, this error at 26th and Lyndale has to be corrected, and similar mistakes must be avoided.
Late last year, Minneapolis Council Member Alondra Cano
found herself in a controversy of her own making when she attended a Black Lives Matter protest at the Mall of America, and used her Twitter account to publish the names and addresses of several of her constituents. One of them filed an ethics complaint, or at least publicly stated his intentions to do so. The issue was picked up nationally, and even on a global scale, with mainstream media calling it "doxing" and local bloggers offering a spirited defense of why this was not a violation of that nature. (The link to that particular post has gone dead, and will be added here if it gets back online.)
On a personal note, I think it's great when elected officials join the public in direct action such as protest, and wish more would do so more often. I especially applaud Cano for taking part.
When that post was published, it took the story to a completely different place than what Minneapolis needed it to be, if we're to learn from it and arrive at better local governance. Cano's actions weren't "doxing," and almost certainly didn't violate any laws. They may, however, rise to the level of an ethics violation. And that's where Minneapolis needs its elected officials to aspire to behavior that better facilitates constituent interaction with local government.
From Cano's post-Twitter interviews where she refused to apologize and even insisted she would do it again, it's clear she doesn't understand the implications of her actions.
I do not think the Council Member acted out of ill intent, but instead...
...got caught up in the moment. It's doubtful that she explicitly thought to suppress people's expression of political opinion. It's unlikely that she intended to publicly shame someone. But there is the intent, and there is the actual effect. There is also the question of whether she violated any internal policy within rules for city employees and elected officials.
Let's tackle the last item first. The fine print on contact submission forms states that the information is public, and may be shared upon request. Many people who comment this way may not read or care about that language, but it is disclosed that your interactions with city officials through such a portal are not private. However, the key phrase here is "upon request." What does that mean? If a journalist or citizen or other interested party made a request (such as a Freedom Of Information Act) to view data, and your online submission fell under their inquiry criteria, the city could choose to or may be compelled to share that information.
But in those cases, there is a process. Someone decides to review the information, someone decides that your message fell under that request, and someone made a decision to release that data under the color of law. If that was done so inappropriately, presumably you would have some recourse and that employee may face disciplinary action. What you might NOT expect, however, is that your data could be shared at a whim, almost instantaneously, to the whole world, and without even the thinnest veneer of accountability. And if your information is that available when you communicate with an elected official, who gets to decide how much to publish? Can literally any public employee pick any such communique, and use it however and whenever they choose? If not, then what makes the rules different as they apply to Cano?
And if your information were shared in a public forum, how might you react? Let's flip the tables a bit. Council Member Yang and Council President Johnson have been critical, or at least not fully supportive of some Black Lives Matter tactics, most notably the temporary shutdown of the 4th Precinct headquarters and parts of Plymouth Avenue. There have been numerous claims that Yang and Johnson should face challengers in 2017 based on those positions. That, by the way, is something people should absolutely feel free to say without repercussion or retaliation. Now imagine if Johnson and Yang published constituent comments that included personal data like addresses, phone numbers, and emails.
I submit that it would be reasonable to conclude those actions were meant to intimidate and ultimately silence critics, or at least that those who had such information leaked would feel that way.
Cano's defenders point to threats and vulgarities that came afterwards. Those are neither excusable nor relevant to the matter at hand. In dialogue with some supporters, I have heard the defense that she is a woman of color, and therefore to be afforded some additional leeway. But Yang is a person of color and Johnson a woman, yet their views on the 4th Precinct shutdown were afforded no extra leniency on such grounds.
Are racial disparities, police brutality, and the shooting of Jamar Clark such powder keg issues that they cannot be dealt with civilly? Certainly civility is a challenge in these areas, as anyone on north Minneapolis Facebook pages can attest. But we are talking about the behavior of an elected official, who ought to recognize the decorum and responsibility of the office and rise above the typical internet scrum. And if one issue is somehow exempt from those expectations, then tell me which other issues may follow suit? Who gets to decide which issue demands certain behavior from our elected officials and which issues are a free-for-all?
When you interact with your council member, regardless of how mundane or controversial your concern is, regardless of whether you sing their praises or demand their removal from office, you should expect that your behavior is met with the respect it deserves. You should be as supportive or critical of your elected officials as you wish to be, without the prospect of favoritism for support or retaliation in response to criticism. It's a high bar, but those standards should be expected of all of our elected officials.
By her actions on the day of the Mall of America protests, by her refusal to acknowledge impropriety, and by her admission that she would repeat her actions, it's clear that Council Member Cano does not understand this. Or worse still, that she understands perfectly and chooses not to alter her behavior. If she refuses to see the intrinsic value in civil behavior, then the results of an ethics complaint should cause her to limit her behavior for fear of the consequences that would follow.

By now the tragedy that took three young lives needs no introduction. This is the second such loss north Minneapolis has endured in recent years. There will be more to elaborate on in regards to the landlord's potential culpability and what city policy responses may be needed. For now, we grieve.
Yesterday I was pulling in all the remaining herbs and peppers from my garden, knowing it would the the last warm day on which I would have time to put these vegetables to use. Ready or not, they were getting picked. Whether the produce had fully become what it was meant to or not, it was coming off the vine. I couldn't help but see the parallels between my garden and these three young lives lost. Lost before they could become doctors or lawyers or athletes, community leaders, teachers, friends, parents, or so many other roles where they could have thrived.
Let's just say those plants got a little extra water while I was out there.
I don't have the words to say that might be of comfort. And I've always found statements that it's part of God's plan or that the children are in a better place to be useless and even condescending. But as a person of faith, there is one verse I keep coming back to at times like this...
Luke 10:27, "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind, and love your neighbor as yourself."
And in a time of incomprehensible grief and pain, what is in my soul? What does my heart say? My heart, my sould, and my mind cry out for relief. They question why this had to happen and what kind of God would allow it to happen. And just like when we talk with our friends and loved ones when we are angry with them, that anger and grief and confusion is what I bring before God.
When I do that, I come back to the second part of that verse, to love my neighbor as myself. That becomes the only way I know to express my faith. And that is what we are called to do for our neighbor.
So I hope you will join the us at a vigil service on Tuesday night. It is at Hosley Memorial Christian Methodist Eposcopal Church at 1229 Logan Ave N, and begins at 6 p.m. I spoke with the pastor there, Reverend Annie Hester. A Go Fund Me account is being set up on behalf of the family, but a link was not ready at the time of publication as she is making sure the donations are being set up correctly. She can be reached at 612-839-6164.
In the days and weeks that come, there will be a time to look at other elements of this unspeakable tragedy. But tomorrow night we mark the passing of three young lives in shared sorrow.

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3127 Morgan Ave N |
As a Jordan neighborhood homeowner and avowed mortgage geek, I take it upon myself to know as much as I can about the local housing market, and I frequently scan the MLS for interesting tidbits. One such listing popped up a while back. A house at 3127 Morgan Ave N has been listed for sale with a purchase price of (drum roll, please) $1.45 million.
I briefly wondered if this was something similar to the
$2.5 million house that signaled the downfall of the Paul Koenig/Pamiko empire. But the listing itself states that the seller is looking to unload a total of sixteen properties, is willing to barter each on an individual basis, and will give a steep discount to someone who is buying all of them at the same time.
The owner of record, according to the city's website, the owner of record is an obscure entity called Entrust Midwest LLC. Right away,
I recognized this as being owned by the notorious BMG, none other than...
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Bashir Moghul. (author's note: the hyperlink goes to the city of Minneapolis website for rental licensing at this property. At the time of publication, the rental licensee is Mr. Moghul, but that may change in the future, and so could information after the jump.)
Entrust Midwest was caught up in the
Trevor Cook ponzi scheme, and has been the vehicle Moghul has used when buying and selling property on a 1031 exchange. In plain English, here's what a real estate transaction means under this scenario:
In a typical commercial real estate transaction, the seller is taxed on his or her gains. Those taxes can be deferred by reinvesting the proceeds through such a mechanism. If one reinvests into something that is of more value, more diverse, or similarly aligned with a business purpose, the exchange can be used to defer or limit tax liability.
So Bashir Moghul is looking to sell sixteen such properties, and at least some, perhaps all, would be transacted through the exchange. The question is, why? What is he seeking to accomplish?
Hopefully he sees the writing on the wall and knows that once the Mahmoud Khan saga nears an end he is probably next on the city's radar. But under the rules of the 1031 exchange, he could be gearing up to buy more properties, to buy more expensive properties, or to shift his business strategy somewhat.
It's worth mentioning that Khan also tried an unconventional sale of his real estate portfolio,
putting it up for sale on Craigslist of all places. Surprisingly, no one wanted to throw a few million at Khan's collective dilapidation.
There is one more disconcerting element to the story. If there is any single person or entity on the northside that has a million and a half to sink into sixteen properties at once, that would likely be Havenbrook. I have to admit, as much as I want to keep an outside corporation from buying up large swaths of north Minneapolis real estate, Havenbrook has done a decent job of maintaining their homes and managing their tenants. Even so, I do not see them as better than eventually (or immediately) getting these homes into owner-occupied status.
So Bashir wants to sell, and wants to sell quite a large portion of his real estate portfolio here. The question is, why?
As a footnote, thirteen of the sixteen properties are in north Minneapolis. They are pictured below, and as expected, they do not impress.
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2030 Willow Ave. |
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2918 Penn Ave N |
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3346 6th St N |
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3318 6th St N |
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3407 Fremont Ave N |
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2131 Lyndale Ave N |
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2110 Lyndale Ave N |
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2422 Aldrich Ave N |
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2617 Dupont Ave N |
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1500 Irving Ave N. Note the broken window upstairs. |
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1547 22nd Ave N, a property once owned by Stephen Meldahl. |
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1934 Oliver Ave N |