Best jugak ada blog ni. Time time bosan macam ni boleh baca old entries. Kadang kadang tu aku ketawa sorang sorang bila baca balik, kadang kadang tak sabar sabar nak suruh Don baca Alia: SAYANG COME HERE READ THISSS *sambil ketawa* Don: What. It's not like I can understand..... Alia: AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SOO FUNNY I AM SOO FUNNY Don: 😑 hahaha stress mamat tu aku paksa dia baca. Anyway, I was
Ada satu hari tu, I was on my computer, Don tiba tiba sapa aku dari belakang and asked me to stand up.He pulled out a measurement tape and started to measure my waist and my hips. Aku ni mcm "wtf are you doing??"Dia senyap je.Lepas habis ukur He got back to his computer. Amende laki aku ni. Tetiba datang ukur pinggang aku kan. I did ask him what is he doing, but he wouldn't tell me
Ok ni first time aku update blogger guna phone app. I'm hoping it will be easier to upload pictures directly from my phone terus ke blog.
ha!Omg senang nak mati 😱😱THIS IS INCREDIBLE. AKU TAK PAYAH NAK MEMBAZIR MASA TO UPLOAD GAMBAR!Anyway, yaaaaazzzzaaaa. It was our 6th anniversary yesterday uols! Ive been married for 6years, rasa macam baru je hari tu kawen kan? Korang
Weiii Lama gila tak tulis blog. Ada hari tu reader mentioned kat IG (hollaaaa chibimoruku) yang dia kadang kadang jenguk blog ni, samada ada update ke tak. Memang dah berabuk laaa, tadi nak log in pun tak ingat password 😂 Nasib baik aku ada tulis kat organizer. Bagus jugak ada organizer ni kan. It organizes your life, chewahhh. Oleh itu, beli lah organizer, sekian. Ehhh 😂 Anyway, nampak tak
Bau ikan bilis tu mmg dah habis toxic la pada dia
Tau la kan bila goreng ikan bilis, mmg bau harum semerbak, so satu rumah lah mmg bau ikan bilis
Waktu menggoreng ikan bilis mmg saat saat genting la la to Don, tak boleh napas katanya, bau habis menusuk hidung katanya...dramatik habis la laki aku ni.
Hey guys!
Don just got meself a new Wacom tablet! Woohooo!
So stay tuned for more webcomics!!
Shit la. I made the mistake of re-reading my old posts in this blog. Sampai la tang post this: Charity is Charity Meleleh air mata gua baca balik what I wrote uolsssss! Emosiiiiii Because I remember exactly what happened and how I felt! It's a shitty feeling when people think you're the reason why this household won't be able to eat for the week. It's a shitty feeling when you feel
What's up homies.
Setelah setahun tak update blog, tetiba teringin nak update uols.
Punyalah lama tak update, sampai password pun tak ingat. Nasib baik a year ago or so gua dah tukar no phone untuk 2-step verification to my US number. Kalau tak, mmg confirm verification code tu sampai ke mamat yg guna my Malaysian number.
Speaking of which, terkejut jugak la bila nampak my own name kat
Ok aku macam tak de update yang munasabah ataupun yang berbaloi korang nak baca. Tapi jari jemari halus mulus ai ni gatal nak update blog. Rasa ala-ala productive sikit la, walaupun entry ke laut. Tapi pedulikkkkk la kan. Nasib korang la kekadang dapat entry sampah mcm ni. (eh hari hari pun entry sampah) Short update: Mak walrus ni has been diagnosed as pre-diabetic. Yaassss. I am so unhealthy
For the first time in my life, I went for a pap smear test. homaigod. Ok ceritanya gini. I scheduled my appointment for a pap smear on Feb. The first time I went to see my doctor, hari tu cuma untuk sesi berkenalan je. Dia nak tau family history, my health history, current medication blah blah. Kira that day was for the patient (aka me) to gauge whether or not I'd like this doctor to be my
Hi. I have lots of shit in my mind now, I figured I might as well type it out before I get crazy. Eh, memang dah crazy pun. Too late. KAH KAH KAH. Anyway, ONE You don't have to tell me that my family misses me like crazy, or my cat cries during her sleep, or my grandma sobs whenever she cooks my favorite dish. Stop. Just stop. You're not helping the situation. Unless if you want to buy
Homaigod
Alia is aliveeeeee
Hoooraaayyy!!
Ok, not really. Bareeeelllyyyy alive!
Semalam rasa nak pitam. Sakit perut macam nak beranak 8. I had diarrhea and stomach cramp at the same time. Menggigil badan semalam. I had to take a sick day from work today. Kalau tak mahunya pengsan on the road.
There goes my clean record of straight work attendance at work since I started working.
I told my boss
Haiii penghuni penghuni dunia bloggingggg Masih wujud ke anda? Haha. Sumpah I don't know whether blogging is still a thing or not Cheeeewwaaahh, cakap macam aku ni berenti blogging 10 tahun, padahal 4 bulan jee. hahahahahhha Anywayy, I know I haven't been writing much, ntah kenapa tetiba hari ni mood nak type panjang panjang dalam BM muncul. Speaking of BM, I hardly speak BM anymore. Except
Fuh.
Lamanya rasa tak type full sentences dalam BM. Rasa kekok pulak.
Chey chey chey
Sila tampar sikit.
Perasan mat salleh sangat.
Hahaha
Anyway, kali ni cikkak tak de isu isu hangat untuk diperdebatkan. Kalau ada pun, I'm not interested to write about it.
Kali ni I'm just gonna upload tons of pictures sebab today is Easter Sunday and I had my first experience of coloring eggs yesterday.
But
I wanted to talk about Malaysian politics, tapi macam tak aware sangat dah with the bullshit that's has been going on. I admit, I couldn't care less anymore, penat aku menyalak, tapi bila menyalak sikit, kena tangkap/saman. hihi.
Eh.
Bukan aku la yang kena saman/tangkap tu.
Aku ni rakyat marhaen saja.
My tahap menyalak tu tak sampai viral trending twitter bagai.
Anywaaaays
Speaking of viral
Hai uols
Hari ni kita take a break from talking about myself ya? Kita cakap pasal kisah dunia pulak.
I'm sure for those of you yang added/followed me on Facebook have seen this post a while ago, but I just feel like talking about it again.
Because I can, and I want to. *muka bengis*
I've seen a lot of my family members especially and my younger siblings' friends got married at such an
Hai ahkak ahkak mokcik mokcik dan pokcik pokcik sekalian!
I've been sooo bizi lately sampai tak sempat nak hapdet blog. Almaklumlah, kerja keras. Balik opis je, terus pengsan. Esok bangun pagi, pergi kerja, balik, pengsan. It's a vicious cycle.
My body is still adapting to my new schedule. Ye la kan, dah 2 tahun aku dok relaks goyang kaki bangun tido pukul 5 petang pun who cares kan. Skrang ni
Hai everibodi! Aduh, lamanya tak update. Mak bizi la uols. Hari ni pulak tetiba rajin nak update, bagus la kan?? Kalau tak memang bersawang-sawang la blog ni. Anyway, pada sesiapa yang tak tahu, I finally got a job. After 2 years aku dok goyang kaki menambahkan lemak, finally aku kembali ke alam nyata. Hahahahah Payah jugak weh nak dapat kerja. Mainly because my area kat sini tak banyak job
Hi Hi Hi
Sorry for the long hiatus.
I've been busy
No really, I have! Not kidding!!
Penat bertungkus-lumus making a tumblr site as well as....jeng-jeng-jeng ....
I HAVE A TAPASTIC ACCOUNT!!!
Weeeewoooweeeewwooooo!
Uhhh, what's Tapastic, you ask?
WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!?
Ehhh, no biggie la. I oso didn't know about it before. Kah kah kah.
It's actually a website for comic/artwork. You can
hhhahahahhhahahahah babi kan laki aku ni
Nasib la laki sendiri....kalau tak.....
Eh.
Mesti la laki sendiri, abis tu, nak suka hati je ada sexual relation dgn laki lain?
hahahahahahhahahahahah saikosis.
This is going to be a very short update because:
1) I am hungry as fuck to the point of being angry. Hungry + angry = hangry.
2) I am hungry as fuck to the point of shaking. My fingers are shaking yo. Boleh jadi parkinson's.
3) I'm lazy.
4) I don't want to type anymore.
5) and yet I'm still typing.....waddehel
6) I don't know what else to type
7) It was a boring day
8) I'm hungry.
BOXING DAY IN AMERICA
"What's Boxing day?" tanya laki aku.
I was like "huh, Boxing day la. The commercialized sale-day after Christmas!"
"Then why wouldn't you just call it The Day After Christmas, like normal people do?!"
hahahahah babi tau Don ni.
"normal people".
But yeah, Boxing Day is UK's equivalent to US Black Friday.
Except Black Friday occurs after
Uhhh, gigih aku bangkit dari tidur untuk update blog.
I figured baiklah aku update sekarang rather than later, sebab dah sah-sahnya kalau aku procrastinate, memang takkan ter-update la entry.
Did you know that it takes about 66 days for a new behavior to become a habit? Haaa..yeah, so kalau sesiapa yg ada azam tahun baru ni, you better STICK FOR 66 days then barulah that it will become
In case if you've missed out on the punchline :P, here's an explanation:
ra·bies
ˈrābēz/
noun
a contagious and fatal viral disease of dogs and other mammals that causes madness and convulsions, transmissible through the saliva to humans.
while RABBIS stands for this: