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Inside No.9: Stage/Fright (2025) - Horror Play Review 16 Sep 8:51 AM (20 hours ago)


When the great comedy thriller TV show Inside No.9 ended last year, I heard that the creators; Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith (Psychoville, The League of Gentlemen) were going to put out an Inside No.9 stage show as a final goodbye (titled Inside No.9: Stage/Fright). I fully expected this would stay within London and that I would never get to see it, but was delighted when I found out they were taking the show on tour. One of the locations was Milton Keynes, a city that is a half hour drive from my home.
For the past twenty five years or so I have loved their work. I remember being in English class while studying for my A-Levels and hearing classmates quoting the characters from The League of Gentlemen, making me want to check it out. I wasn't disappointed with that show, and Inside No.9 is basically that but with the creators more grown up, but with comedy no less dark and deranged 

Me and my father both had expected this new original stage based entry in the Inside No.9 series would tell one unique story over its two one hour halves. Instead it played with expectations a bit with plenty of rug pulls, misdirection and plays within the play. This gave the show almost an anthology feel to it that didn't let up from start to very showbiz ending. The self contained prologue taking place in the audience of a theatre production of Hamlet set things up well. Featuring dark humour and death this was a delightful introduction.
Before the story within the first half begins properly we get Shearsmith and Pemberton coming on stage to introduce it, as well as try to sell the idea that the theatre the play is being performed in is actually haunted. The majority of the first act is about two washed up comedians, who for a brief spell in the 1980s had had some semblance of fame on TV. They had performed under the name 'Cheese and Crackers', and the story told here is pretty much a recreation of season 4 episode 'Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room'. Shearsmith plays the straight one, someone who has moved on in life and left his comedic past behind. Pemberton meanwhile has an almost desperate feel to his wanting to bring their act back. A lot of the sketches they put on are the two washed up comedians re-doing past material, and purposely made to be cheesy and outdated, these were still quite hilarious to watch in their own right. Much of the humour coming from how outdated their references were, as well as out of vogue cultural impressions. Highlight was a very Inside No.9 feeling skit about two kidnappers who had accidentally kidnapped the wrong person, the incorrect person being a real life famous person that seemed like it would change based on where the show was being performed. Seeing it in Milton Keynes, the star here was a former Olympic long jump champion who I must confess I had absolutely no idea who he was until my father updated me in the intermission. Due to not knowing him, that section didn't work as well as it should have.

The interval came and we both said we had enjoyed it, I expected the second act would carry on the story, but instead it begins with a manic story set in an insane asylum that felt off kilter, macabre and darkly twisted in a way that really reminded me fondly of The League of Gentlemen. The characters here were larger than life, especially Shearsmith and Pemberton's roles, the former using that gravelly voice that echoed parts of both Papa Lazarus and my all time favourite character Geoff Tibbs. Their manic performances led up to a few gruesome jokes, including my very favourite joke of the entire show. Things are not as they seem and this leads into another story set on the stage of a theatre with a strong supernatural element to it. It even included some live action found footage segments of a character wandering around 'backstage' with a camera whose video feed is being projected onto the background of the stage. Once this story ends there are a few more misdirection and feints before the show finishes proper.

As expected, this is everything Inside No.9 but dialled up a bit. There is plenty of strong language, including a few uses of the 'c' word, and there is lots of death and violence over the two hour play. Multiple characters appear to be murdered on stage with a lot of inventiveness, from severed limbs and heads, to electrocution, and a face of sulphuric acid. All looked great on the stage (admittedly from my lofty position at the very back of the first floor of the seating area). I was pleased with the horror angle this went down. Often, the episodes on TV are more thrillers than horror, but here there were plenty of supernatural events, even if the idea the theatre itself was haunted always fell a bit flat when it was integrated into the show. It doesn't help that like everything in Milton Keynes, the theatre is relatively new compared to other places in the country.
I appreciated how beefy this felt, it would have been easy to just create an extended episode and have that be the show, instead there was a real effort to make use of it being played out on a stage, something the two main stars have plenty of experience with. There is no end of word play, Dad jokes, and inuendo that rarely failed to get a laugh. Even with the other actors who play roles there were laughs to be had, even though it was obviously the two leads who were the true stars.

It was such a pleasure to see these two people I have been watching on TV for the past 25 years or so in the flesh, I admit to being a bit starstruck watching these two, couldn't quite believe I was getting to be in the same room as them! That, and my love for their work may make me a bit biased, but minor quibbles aside, I really enjoyed watching Inside No.9: Stage/Fright and would certainly recommend it.

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Space Goblins (2020) - Short Animated Sci-fi Film Review 15 Sep 5:51 AM (yesterday, 5:51 am)


Space Goblins
is a half hour long animated indie short that was created entirely by just two people; Amer Shihab and Harry Bryan. There is something about simplified animation that somehow puts me on edge, I find it strangely disconcerting. In the case of this short film that is not a problem, it just adds to the alien vibe.

Gib (Shihab) and Gob (Bryan) are two bounty hunting space goblin brothers who we find out on a mission to capture a warthog themed alien who is on the run for not paying his taxes. The two track him down to a squalid planet, deciding to check out a remote and run-down strip club for clues as to his whereabouts.

I had expected the titular goblins to be bad and nasty people. Instead, this is almost like a 'day in the life of', with the story following these two determined and law abiding brothers who it turns out are surprisingly competent. This is a dialogue heavy film with many scenes of characters talking face on into the screen. Sometimes this works and sometimes this doesn't, such as the intro scene set on their spaceship that just seemed to go on and on with the character talking in a meandering way. Some of the dialogue did get to be amusing, such as a scene at a bar, and the chief of police who literally has eyes in the back of his head. There is one action scene and it was short but sweet.

The animation was basic, but it all looked good, reminded me quite a bit of creepy British animated sketch show; Monkey Dust or the animated segments from old children's program - Around the Bend! The film world is full of bright and vibrant colours, and there were some neat moments, such as the CG planet that shows behind the cockpit of the brother's spacecraft. Voice work was decent, a few of the more exotic alien types were a bit hard to understand, but that could well be due to my hearing rather than anything else. There isn't too much to be found here that would warrant its 18 rating, there is a small bit of animated nudity, and some scatological references. 

On the whole, Space Goblins plays its story unexpectedly straight, the goblins are not the meat heads you might expect them to be, and there is an enjoyable atmosphere, even if full of a little disquieting feel. The press release states this has earned a bit of a cult following, enough that there is a live-action feature film currently being made that continues the unsettling feel and looks quite promising from the teaser trailers.

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Trespassers (2016) - Short Horror Film Review 12 Sep 2:31 PM (4 days ago)


Trespassers
(original title Inkräktare), is a Swedish short horror film written and directed by Johannes Persson (Feed). My best friend actually recommended this one to me, even if she wasn't too pleased that I scheduled it in for a watch rather than check it out straight away!

Having not too long ago returned from a hiking trip up in the mountains, Ali (Ardalan Esmaili) is going through the photos he took on his laptop, with the intention of sending them over to his mother to check out. Looking through the photos, Ali reminisces to girlfriend - Sara (Evin Ahmad), about the old couple they met who told the two a ghost story related to the area visited. He then notices a collection of photos that he doesn't remember taking, with Sara eventually admitting to him that on her own she had visited an unmarked woodland gravesite the couple had warned them about not going to under any circumstances. Briefly annoyed, Ali brushes it off with a joke about the supposed curse, but then the couple start to notice that every photo that was taken on that trip includes a mysterious figure in a white dress lurking somewhere in the background...

There are certain things about short horror films that I really dislike. Namely that so many of them seem incapable of coming up with an ending any more advanced than an attempt at a jump scare. Trespassers almost fell into this trap, for it does indeed include an ineffectual jump scare, but thankfully that comes prior to the end of this five minute horror. Ghostly images appearing in photographs is something I do have a fondness, I like the merging of the supernatural and technology. Lake Mungo springs to mind instantly, as well as the ever amazing Sinister, both featuring pleasing scenes of spooky photos.
I enjoyed the pacing of this one, and it was neat to head back and see the figure in white was in the pictures even before she was first pointed out.

The attempt at a jump scare aside, I thought Trespassers told its story well, the parts with the photos had some decent enough creepy moments, and the insert shot of a characters eye (digitally) going bloodshot was pretty cool looking. With clear and easy to read subtitles, and enjoyable pacing, Trespassers avoided the pitfalls of being another generic short horror.

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The Rotting Zombie's News Anthology for Thursday 11th September 2025 11 Sep 8:34 AM (5 days ago)


Summer has nearly been and gone now, I am looking forward to cooler weather, though it is still slightly sad to see the end of each season. Onwards to the news.

An Indiegogo campaign has recently been created for upcoming anthology horror film; Amityville: Descendants of Darkness. Coming from the ever reliable Phil Herman (I Slay on Christmas, Unearthed), the press release states this one is '...a descent into fear itself an exploration of how darkness refuses to die, only to evolve and strike again.' Check out the campaign page here.


Dragon Studios have announced they are working on a follow up to notorious 1979 'video nasty' Driller Killer, with the surprising title of Driller Killer 2. The film is to be a direct sequel that takes place decades after the events of the first one. Crime journalist Jayne Goodman investigates a series of new murders that not only appear to be inspired by the crimes that came before, but is also discovered that the original killer's twisted artwork contains clues as to who this new drill based murderer is. Driller Killer was an ok film, a bit too arty for my liking, but had decent atmosphere to it. The new film is going to star Eric Roberts, Beverly Randolph, and feature Denzil Washingon.


Finally for today, coming this Halloween season is Melon Heads; a Eddie Lengyel written and directed horror coming from Fright Teck Pictures. The film, whose cast includes among them Alicia Marie Spurlock, Tara O. Horvath, and Brainslav R. Tatalovic, is about four students who as part of their final assignments, head to the abandoned mansion of the mysterious Dr. Crow.

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Ibuprofen (2025) - Short Horror Film Review 10 Sep 12:10 PM (6 days ago)


Described as a psychological absurdist horror, micro-short film Ibuprofen is the first film I have seen that has come from Bahrain. I admit to having never heard of the country, but a quick Wikipedia search states it is an island country in West Asia, situated on the Persian Gulf. This three minute horror was written, directed, edited and had cinematography all done by Abdulla Naji Mahmood, and while obviously low budget, this had some neat weirdness to it.

A student travels through the maze-like corridors of his university one evening, desperate to find out what his grades are. Almost giving up, the young man eventually locates his tutor, but that isn't the end of his confusing quest.

The director's statement for this short says how it was made as a comparison against his real life struggles of attending university, due to issues he faced with what he terms 'administrative incompetence'. Even before having read the statement I could see similarities within my own experience of having attended uni and battling against bureaucracy. The best horror often holds itself up as a mirror to societal issues, so in this respect it works well.

It begins with a dizzying over-lapping montage of the student wandering the halls, the camera at a slight angle to give an off-kilter feel. Classic horror moments are added to this, such as the appearance of a stern looking stranger who completely ignores the students questions. Even the meeting with the tutor itself infuses the scenes with an unsettling feel, with the man sitting at an empty desk in the middle of a large dark room. The way the film was shot and framed was the highlight of this, even without anything particularly sinister happening there was an on-edge feel.

A lot of ground is covered in the three minute run time, the surreal feeling added to with dialogue that confuses both the viewer as well as the protagonist character. With the student chewed up and spat out, the titular ibuprofen makes its appearance, seeming in a meta way to be both there for the student's complicated experience, and for the viewer themselves.
Being a very indie feeling film there are some constraints, not from the camera work nor the acting, but I did have some struggles with the sound design. At times the soundtrack was louder than the dialogue being spoken, and the foley work at times felt a bit distracting, such as the tapping of the students feet as he walks leading me to thinking I accidentally had a different video playing at the same time. You could argue this adds to the feel of surrealness that permeates Ibuprofen.

I have recently been re-playing the video game Alan Wake, and this short reminded me fondly of the Twilight Zone styled live action mini-episodes you find in that game (called 'Night Springs'). Ibuprofen may have left me feeling a little baffled as to what had gone on, but I genuinely enjoyed the atmosphere of this strange little movie.

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Joe's Diner (2015) - Horror Videogame Impressions: 'Rotted Meat No.1' 9 Sep 8:43 AM (7 days ago)


The list of video games I own and have yet to play have gotten to such an amount over the years that I fear I will likely simply not even get around to playing some of them. Due to this, I have been more harsh lately, skipping games if I feel I am just not 'getting' them. This gave me the idea of creating a new series of posts. Titled 'Rotted Meat', these won't be reviews, but instead the impressions I had of certain games, and what led to me abandoning them. The first of these is Joe's Diner...

The Synopsis:

The game is a horror survival game that takes place out in the desert at a remote diner (Joe's Diner obviously). You play as a night-time employee of the diner, and have unusual tasks assigned to you. The place happens to have been built on the site of a Native American burial ground where two rival chieftains were buried. The hate they share for each other even resides in death, and so one of your jobs is to diffuse any supernatural occurrences that might arise due to the spirits of the chieftains still warring.

How the game felt:

This is one of those horror games where you are defenceless, and instead of fighting, you must sneak around the environment trying your best not to get killed by the evil spirits. Having a limited shift time, the game is split into different nights, much in the way of Five Nights at Freddy's, though here you are free to walk around rather than stuck in a single room. The game was unremarkable, basic looking, and really not a lot of fun. 

Reason for abandoning the game:

I started playing this shortly before upgrading to a Playstation 5, and Joe's Diner was one of the rare games that wasn't backward compatible on the new system, leading to me ditching it. Sure, I could have hooked up my Playstation 4 had I really wanted to play this one again, but I found the game super boring and dull, and so I really wasn't bothered about ever going through the minor hoops to return.

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Black Pearl (2008) - Post-Apocalyptic Film Review 8 Sep 5:33 AM (8 days ago)


Black Pearl
is the re-release of a micro-budget epic originally released in 2008 under the title 10,000 AD: Legend of the Black Pearl. Co-directed by Raul Gasteazoro (The Protector) and Giovanni Messner, with a story written by Gasteazoro (who also co-stars), this film has a very impressive amount of ambition, but its indie budget and super serious, yet hard to follow plot makes this not so much a black pearl, more so, a diamond in the rough.

The intro states that deep in the past there was a terrible war that completely destroyed the world. Nearly all evidence of humanities past has been lost, and the surviving people have reverted to a tribal existence devoid of technology. The Plebians make up the majority of the surviving humans, roaming the land in tribes. The Huron are evolved humans, they are able to use mystical powers that allow them glimpses into the past and future, as well as the ability to channel energy as well as an advanced lifespan. Recently a third group have emerged; the deadly Sinasu, these dark robed figures are sweeping the land wiping out Plebians wherever they go, and corrupt the Hurons into joining their mission.
It is destined that one day a warrior will arise who will be fated to locate the legendary black pearl - a MacGuffin that is said to have the power to restore the world back to as it once was. Kurupi (Julian Perez) is believed to be this fated warrior, and so he sets out on a quest to find the black pearl and save the world.


First things first, I got a wonderful sense of Horizon: Zero Dawn with the way this is set in the deep future, yet features characters who have reverted to a primitive lifestyle; almost caveman like in their appearance. These future humans wear animal furs, and fight with weapons made out of animal bones, and mostly exist out in the wilds. Like Horizon also, the ruins of past civilisation are very few and far between, little more than basic ruins, and a sole rusted tank. Sure, there may not be robot dinosaurs here, but the world has a dedicated atmosphere to it, and is the most Horizon like thing I have seen outside of the game (obviously, the film came out a long time before that game did, not suggesting it was influenced, but it had story beats that did feel similar).

The biggest thing that lets Black Pearl down is its near impenetrable story. It got to a certain point during my viewing of this when I just gave up trying to understand what was going on. There were a multitude of male characters who looked almost identical, all bare chested with long flowing dreadlocks, I was only really able to separate them via the clothes they wore. My plot synopsis I included earlier was completely based off the press release I received, without it I don't think I would have actually been able to say what goes on within the eighty minute mini-epic.
The film is split neatly between scenes of talking and scenes of fighting. The former almost always just featured the two characters, speaking extremely seriously, but in a way that made them hard to understand. For the first twenty minutes or so the characters don't even speak in English. I wasn't sure if it was a made-up language or not, but at a certain point the characters start speaking normally; stating that important matters should be spoken in their ancestors language. That was a decent enough explanation, but doesn't really explain why every single character after this point decides to speak exclusively in English. It made the film a little less exhausting to watch at least.


There are plenty of high energy fight scenes here, a couple of battle scenes, but mostly singular characters fighting amongst themselves. The choreography was mostly cool, but the frantic editing style of quick shots piled on top of each other made these fights a bit difficult to follow. It doesn't help that several include two different fight scenes happening at once, meaning the constant quick cut of shots felt even more hard to follow. There are some fun special effects, mainly related to Matrix style energy channelling, and I thought the black and white surreal flashbacks to the apocalypse were very well done. The quality of the film wasn't that high, plenty of blurry looking scenes, and the early subtitles looked a little low in quality also.

I enjoyed Black Pearl, it should be lauded for its ambition, its dream-like feel, and its impressive filming locations. The film's low budget is easy to see however, and more than anything, the near nonsensical plot made it really hard to care what was happening, especially when so many of the characters looked near identical to each other. Black Pearl is now available to rent or own on Amazon Prime.

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The Rotting Zombie's News Anthology for Thursday 4th September 2025 4 Sep 8:30 AM (12 days ago)


It is the last day of August (at the time of typing) and at risk of sounding like a broken record; I really can't get over how fast this year is going. I'm sleeping terrible at the moment, I wish that were due to horrific nightmares, but alas, it is just insomnia. Onwards to a trilogy of terrifying news stories plucked from the darkest recesses of my bloody mail sack.

The 9th annual Scumdance Film Festival returns to The Lost Church in San Francisco on September 27th. Described as the '...ultimate celebration of the weirdest and wildest micro-budget films...', the festival promises an eclectic selection of bizarre movies. Announced so far includes Dead, White & Blue, Good Boy, Rest Stop, Murder in the Park AKA No One Likes You, Soliloquy of One, and Wet Ingredients from the U.S. Also showing is Canadian kink/oddity Diva, Spain's El Encantador, and Scent Of A Shoes from Iran, among others. For more details check out the Scumdance website here.


Cult slasher, The Last Horror Film (Tromatic Edition) is coming to Blu-Ray on September 16th. Starring Joe Spinnell (Rocky, The Godfather) as a taxi driver with dreams of making the ultimate horror movie, this follows his journey to the Cannes Film Festival where he plans to give 'scream queen' Jana Bates (Caroline Munro - The Spy Who Loved Me) his script with the hope she will star in his film. At the same time this is happening, members of her crew start showing up dead, possibly due to an over zealous Vinny? Bonus features include an introduction by Lloyd Kaufman, audio commentaries, interviews, a short film - Mr. Robbie, and more.

Finally for today, psychological thriller Unholy Communion comes to North American VOD platforms and DVD on September 5th. The film follows a police officer (Adam Bartley) as he investigates a series of murders of priests in rural Minnesota, uncovering as he does so he finds evidence that seems to implicate the whole community the murders have taken place in, including the officer's best friend - town dentist Paul Thomas (Vincent Kartheiser). Unholy Communion was written and directed by Patrick Coyle (Into Temptation) and is based on the novel of the same name from Dr. Thomas Rumreich.

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Purge (2025) by Bryan Cassiday - Zombie Horror Novel Review 3 Sep 12:22 PM (13 days ago)

                              

Purge is the eighth book in the long running Zombie Apocalypse: The Chad Halverson series, and the third that I have read. Confusingly, I started with book seven; Cutthroat Express, before heading backwards to the sixth; Horde. Despite that, I have read enough of this series to recognise how thrilling it is. Purge may well be more of the same, but what glorious same it is! Unavoidable spoilers for previous entries to follow.

After his mission to find a cure for the zombie plague ends in failure, legendary CIA agent; Chad Halverson, returns, alongside Marta Costello, to the government bunker at Mount Weather, where President Mims is situated in order to report back to him. However, the previous book ended with them discovering the President had been assassinated in his office. This one starts with Secretary of State; Dean Uriah coming to the hasty conclusion that Halverson and Costello must have been the ones responsible for his assassination, due to them having failed their mission. Proclaiming himself the new President of the United States, Uriah has the two imprisoned. Halverson suspects that Uriah may have been the one behind the assassination, and with this knowledge, he soon escapes the bunker with Costello in tow. Halverson's plan is to head to the government bunker at Raven Rock and inform the speaker of the house about what has happened, as constitutionally he is next in the line of succession. Costello meanwhile tags along on the provision that on the way to Raven Rock they head into Washington D.C to check on the status of her beloved brother. Their journey is made that much harder not only by a squadron of SEALS who have been dispatched by Uriah to kill the two 'assassins', but also by the High Rolerz USA; a brutal biker gang whose leader Michael K has it in for Halverson after he killed his brother Bobby K.

Purge takes the form of a long road trip, one I wasn't prepared for. I imagined the trip to Raven Rock would be the first part of the novel, instead it is the core plot of this. On paper it doesn't really seem like much happens in this book, but I loved how simple this all was. The subplot of the presidents bunker makes another wonderful return, with the action every now and again heading back to see what the state of the stifling place is. With Mims and the previous President both being crazy in their own ways, it is no surprise that Uriah is equally crackers. Continuing the trend of the lack of air in the bunker, the subplot here mainly revolves around Uriah's solutions to the lack of oxygen. There are also subplots in the form of the SEAL team that has been dispatched, as well as one following the sole survivor of a group of self-flagellators who had been massacred by the High Rolerz who has become obsessed with hunting down Michael K and demanding an apology from him.
What I really liked about the road trip subplots was how the different characters keep going over the same route at different times to each other. It was interesting reading the different accounts of what happened, and how earlier events have affected the route for characters who later on travel down the same roads. As I have came to expect now, Purge ends on yet another ridiculous thrilling cliff-hanger that I was fully on board for.

The book is very easy to digest, this is the book version of any number of brain dead, yet very entertaining zombie films. It features lots of action, gun fights, battles with the undead, and characters restating their aims lest you forget. The zombies here are as gross as ever, I liked the inclusion of details around the various bugs and creatures that infest the undead. On more than one occasion a ghoul is described as having a moustache, before the character seeing it realises it is instead a bunch of maggots! At least one inclusion of a rat crawling out of a still walking undead's mouth. These are traditional slow walking zombies, balanced against a world where all the survivors in their own ways are at least a little bit crazy. Most humans hostile and angry to the hapless protagonists of each of the subplots. Life is cheap in this world, but it is also exciting. 

I knew before reading a single word of Purge that it would be another fantastic entry in the Chad Halverson series. I don't think I would ever get bored of reading these. It might not be Shakespeare, and the story beats can be occasionally predictable (outside of the wild cliff-hangers) but these easy to read, very entertaining, and action packed pulpy novels really scratch that zombie itch. I eagerly await the next in this lovely gory and violent series.

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The Priest - Thanksgiving Massacre (2025) - Horror Film Review 1 Sep 1:13 AM (16 days ago)


Say what you will about the films of Steve Lawson (St Patrick's Day Massacre, Wrath of Dracula), but his films certainly have a style that feels unique to him. Within about five literal seconds of his latest horror, The Priest - Thanksgiving Massacre starting, I had clocked it was one of his and so knew exactly what to expect. These low budget interior-set horrors are full of faults, but there is also something warming about them, I see Lawson's films as the comfort film of horrors. I have to say however, with a cast of just six (seven including a brief non-speaking though full-shrieking role), I think its a bit of a stretch to call what happens within the movie a 'massacre'.

In the early days of settlers arriving in America, a priest; Reverend Fuller (Mark Topping - Wrath of Dracula, Jekyll and Hyde) has had a disagreement with the town he was due to live in, so he took and his wife into the wilderness where he plans to build a forever home for them. Come winter and both are freezing cold and starving in their new and very small cabin. Driven mad by hunger, the priest kills his wife and starts to consume her. Realising what he has done goes against the teachings of God, the priest commits suicide, believing himself to never be allowed to go to Heaven.
In modern day, Tom (Jo Krayer) has invited his children, teenagers Noah (Brooklyn Ross in his film debut) and Andi (Holly Higbee in her feature length film debut) to spend Thanksgiving with him and his new girlfriend - Sara (Dani Thompson - Good Neighbours, Devil in the Woods) in a newly constructed woodland cabin. His separated partner, Cyndy (Liz Soutar - Powertool Cheerleaders vs the Boyband of the Screeching Dead) had only planned to drop off the kids, but with her car broken down, she is forced to accept Tom's offer to stay for Thanksgiving. Unknown to all however is that this new cabin was built on the foundations of the priest's cabin, and for reasons unknown he has resurrected under the house as a zombie.

With the prologue set hundreds of years in the past, I expected this would be another Lawson film set primarily in dimly candle lit smoky rooms. I was pleasantly surprised then to see the time skip to modern day. Sure, nearly the entirety of the movie takes place in a non-descript log cabin, but at least it is brightly lit! I didn't mind any of the characters here, and actually liked a couple of them. In particular, I found Krayer's Tom to be someone it was fun to follow. The parents may have split up, and they may have some arguments, but there is a reservedness to Tom and Cyndy's interactions that mean neither come across as seeming like horrible people. The same can't be said for Sara, just her being the only English character set her up to be a bit of a bad person. Her character was horrid, but if you are into that sort of thing there are some benefits to her being on screen, such as a scene where she is topless in a sauna. The best character, and sadly the least used was the priest. Topping may have been in the movie for a total of about seven minutes top(ping)s but his priest and later zombie-priest appearances were the highlight of the film. I did find it a bit comical that this potentially fearsome antagonist spends the majority of the movie literally trapped under the cabin, only able to interact with the cast by his arm reaching through a hole in the wooden boards under the place!

The story really wasn't the strongest point, and like the cabin itself, there were plenty of holes to be found. Surely when building the cabin they would have discovered some sort of evidence of the skeletons of the priest and his wife within the foundations, and the whole crux of Cyndy staying was due to no mechanic willing to come out to look at her car on Thanksgiving, yet it is shown later that taxi companies are still running services on that day, so she could have gotten away should she have really wanted to. There was also a bit of a silly reason given for why no character has a mobile phone on them. I did like the drama going on between the family, though Sara did stick out a bit due to always coming across as a horrid person even before the horror starts. My last complaint with the story was how the characters come to understand what is happening purely by an old diary. With little to zero evidence the group move into the third act of the film, fully convinced of the zombie priest despite not actually ever having seen him (aside from a glimpse of an arm at one point).

On the horror front, as stated, the villain is trapped under the cabin for virtually the entire movie. With a cast of just five potential victims there is no massacre to be found, but I will admit to being very surprised with just who the initial victim (in the present day section) was, I was genuinely shocked. The scenes set in the crawl space under the cabin were the most horror effective, and I did indeed wince when a character got their leg caught on a rusty nail while there, tetanus city! Special effects were sparse but they worked, maybe the blood looked a little too bright and gloopy, but it didn't take away from the scenes.

The Priest - Thanksgiving Massacre isn't a great horror film. The villain takes far too long to make an actual appearance, and there was a lot of wasted potential. I did however enjoy watching the film, Lawson always makes entertaining movies despite obvious limitations, and with this one, it did have some good moments over the eighty three minute runtime, and Topping was excellent as always. 

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Weapons (2025) - Horror Film Review 29 Aug 11:18 AM (18 days ago)


The second I saw a brief teaser trailer for the Zach Cregger (Barbarian) written and directed horror film Weapons, I knew I had to see it, it just looked so intriguing. Then I saw that my favourite zombie author David Moody (the Autumn series) had written a post recommending it. Even that didn't seal the deal, finally, it was my best friend saying that I needed to make more of an effort to see more popular horror films, that had me suggesting we go to the cinema. This is one of those films were I will have to dance around the general plot a bit, as the mystery was what so drew me to this in the first place.

Early one morning in a quiet American town, seventeen children inexplicably all suddenly leave their homes and run off into the night at the exact same time; 02:17. Despite a desperate search by the authorities in the coming days and weeks, no trace of these children are found, they appear to have vanished into thin air. It turns out the children were all from the exact same school class and that the only student who didn't vanish was quiet Alex (Cary Christopher). Despite being interviewed extensively, Alex is unable to give an explanation why the rest of his class all ran away from their homes. This has also caused a problem for their teacher, Justine (Julia Garner - Ozark TV show), with the parents angry and wanting answers, they have taken to blaming the teacher, convinced that she must have had something to do with what happened. Archer (Josh Brolin - Avengers: Endgame, Deadpool 2) is one such parent, more driven than most to find out what happened. After some strange events, Archer teams up with Justine, both determined to try and solve this baffling mystery.

I had heard that this played out a little differently to a single straight plot line, and in my head I figured this might even turn out to be a mockumentary in the vein of something like Lake Mungo. That didn't turn out to be the case but it still did something that I love in shows and films. The same stretch of a couple of days is shown from the perspective of several different characters. These characters each have a title card for their part of the film, and their storylines overlap with other key characters in neat ways. I guess technically you could argue Justine or Archer are the protagonists, but over the two hour film I would estimate they get around a third of the overall runtime. Other key characters include cop Paul (Alden Ehrenreich - Oppenheimer, Solo: A Star Wars Story), junkie James (Austin Abrams - Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, The Walking Dead TV show), school headmaster, Marcus (Benedict Wong - Annihilation, Doctor Strange) and of course the young Alex. I really enjoyed this way of showing the film, with each of the anthology type segments ending on a cliff-hanger that makes you desperate to return to the individual stories.

Being rated eighteen, I expected there might be some moments of strong horror. There is a smallish body count, but each of the deaths are really quite violent and gnarly. From a car accident that has crushed the victim's head into paste, to people being torn limb from limb, there are some gross scenes that were a delight to see. Special effects throughout were good, adding to the bizarre film. Starting with a prologue (narrated by a character who doesn't even appear to be in the film outside of her opening and closing narration), the weird way the children all ran away with their arms out at their sides like aeroplanes was so interesting to see. The mystery is explained as best as it can be, and this turned into a different type of horror film to what I had figured it might be. While not scary, this has some freaky moments, typically involving a grotesque ginger haired woman appearing in the most unlikely of places.
Creggar has stated this was a kind of analogy for children with alcoholic parents, writing from personal experience of how scary and alien it can be to return to a home were the caregivers cannot be trusted. It leads to some very unsettling sequences involving screaming manic figures. Rather than getting more scary, the finale actually became quite cathartic, with me and plenty of other cinema goers laughing at the mayhem that unfolds in a satisfying fashion.

I enjoyed Weapons. I liked the parallel overlapping stories going on, and the make-up effects were impressive. I also liked how a story was made out of such a bizarre start, even if it never quite lived up to the lofty expectations I had built up in my head. Sometimes a little slow, Weapons nonetheless felt wholly original, and something that I think will remain quite memorable.

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The Rotting Zombie's Round-Up of Horror News for August 2025 28 Aug 11:47 AM (19 days ago)


I still cannot get over how quickly this year is going by. Each work week flies by in such a flash that it feels my life is spinning towards oblivion, day bleeding into day ever quicker. With that out the way, we are heading towards the end of a long and frequently hot summer, and onwards to the news.

The official trailer for horror The Boatyard has been released. The film is about five college students get stranded out at sea after the boat they had been partying on all day breaks down. They are rescued by a stranger (Mike Ferguson) who offers to take them to his boatyard, but he may have violence on his mind. This comes to streaming services in the UK starting 22nd September.


On September 30th, Blue Underground release British cannibal classic Raw Meat (also known as Death Line) in a brand-new 4K restoration from the original uncensored camera negative. I remember seeing that film about fifteen years ago, have fond memories of it. The synopsis has Inspector Calhoun (Donald Pleasence - Halloween) and a detective investigating the disappearance of an unconscious man in the London Underground. They come across an urban legend about a group of workers who became trapped after a tunnel collapse during the construction of the Underground, and to survive resorted to cannibalism, with their descendants still living there. Special features on the 4K UHD + Blu-ray film includes an audio commentary from co-writer/director Gary Sherman, producer Paul Maslansky, and assistant director Lewis More O'Ferrall, as well as a new audio commentary from film historians Nathaniel Thompson and Troy Howarth. Alongside plenty of other extras.


The Arrow Video US release schedule for September 2025 includes both Hellbender and Creepshow 2. Hellbender is a heavy metal supernatural horror that comes from John and Zelda Adams and Toby Poser. It follows teenager Izzy (Zelda Adams), someone who lives a simple life in a remote woodland home with her mother (Toby Poser). After meeting a new girl, Izzy learns something unsettling about her family history. The limited edition Blu-ray is due for release on September 16th and includes a variety of special features including a brand new audio commentary and video essay, music videos, a short film, and an illustrated collector's booklet. Creepshow 2 is released on September 30th in a brand new 4k restoration from the original negative. This classic anthology features three stories of terror, and the 4K release promises hours of special features.



Analog horror - The McKinney Family Home Videos Volume 2 premieres exclusively on streaming service FOUND TV on September 5th. The first film in the series arrived on the service in late 2024, and this sequel expands on the mythos built up previously by presenting a newly discovered tap that sheds more light on the workings of the Church of the Holy Mother.


Deathstalker Productions has teamed up with Vista Street Entertainment and Sterling Entertainment to produce Witchcraft XVIII, the latest entry in the long running direct to video supernatural horror series. Starting in 1988, this features warlock William Spanner in his never ending battle against his cursed bloodline to protect the innocent. The script for the movie is currently in development, with a crowdfunding campaign launching soon.


There was supposed to be more to this months news round-up but I forgot to actually finish writing this post, so professional. Now to find an image to use for the cover. See you next month!

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Blood Red Beach (2025) - Comedy Horror Film Review 27 Aug 8:17 AM (20 days ago)


Blood Red Beach
is the twenty third feature film from Mad Angel Films and is indie comedy horror at its finest. Obviously not the highest budget, but its enthusiastic cast combined to make watching this a blast. This was directed by Matthew A. Peters (Graveyard Shark, Big Brood) and written by Mark Joseph Peek (Axegrinder 666).

Three hundred years ago, a pirate named Captain Roderick Cross (Peek) was cursed by his former lover when him and his crew were burning her for witchcraft on a small deserted island. The curse killed his crew, and then the pirate was told that he was cursed to become a ghost for eternity, doomed to forever roam the island he was on. He was told that the only way to break this curse was to find every piece of his pirate's gold, but before dying, the witch told Roderick that she had hidden that away where he would never find it.
In present day, a group of friends have been invited to the new island based home of their eccentric rich friend; Preston (Berndale March - Graveyard Shark, Romeo 3000). The friends, who include among them Ruby (Stephanie Ward - Graveyard Shark, Big Brood), Kip (Graveyard Shark, Brackish), Austin (Jesse Wakeman (Summer of the Wolf), and his girlfriend Britt (Graveyard Shark) have a small party down at the beach at night. Preston introduces a strange woman; Cara Fey (Big Brood), she gives each of the friends a gold coin and then tells them about the legend of the cursed ghost pirate. Preston then tells the group that the next day he was arranged a treasure hunt for his friends. Split into groups and following clues, the friends are tasked with finding a chest full of gold that has been hidden somewhere on the island. After most the friends have gone to bed, the strange woman returns to the beach, where she performs a ritual that resurrects Captain Roderick Cross spirit into a zombie form, and tells him how to finally locate all the gold pieces of his missing treasure.

To begin with, when the prologue started, I was a bit concerned about the generic pirate accents and the predictable and well trodden dialogue. That concern lasted for all of about thirty seconds as I quickly realised this was all intentional. That then applies to the rest of the dialogue over the course of the eighty five minute comedy horror. Frequently cheesy and melodramatic, but said enthusiastically from a cast who appear to be having a blast. Best of all was March, he was the highlight of Graveyard Shark, and again his manic over the top character he played became a sublime highlight. His over exaggerated hand movements, the over emphasis he puts on his lines, it was just all so hilariously perfect. Peek was another highlight, it is always good to have a strong antagonist, and while a single pirate wandering around singing pirate shanties and attacking the friends doesn't sound like much, Peek brought to him a strange likeability, and gave the pirate his own twisted sort of code. Rather than being a wholly slasher type character, this bad guy is often as likely to leave his victims alive than to kill them. For him, the only reason he is after the group is to retrieve his coins that each of them holds. This creates some interesting scenes where you can't be sure that just by meeting the antagonist people will die for certain.
I found almost all the characters to be enjoyable to follow, from the token stoner, to Ruby and Kip. They all seemed a part of the film world and bounced off each other well. I wasn't so keen on the two couples within the group, but they still had some decent moments.

The death scenes were fun on the whole even if the special effects didn't look super realistic, but again, this fitted the light hearted vibe that saw survivors not really that bothered about the friends they lost. A throat slash, severed limb, and a death from a cliff were all neat looking, giving a bit of variation. The island setting might not have wowed, but it worked for the pirate theme. In terms of the story, this was as basic as they come, mainly a low budget homage to The Pirates of the Caribbean. It served its purpose but there were not many surprises to be found.


Blood Red Beach doesn't take its acting seriously, but that it is due to the remit being to be larger than life characters, so it works. I guess its indie look could also put some people off. In a world as frequently bleak as it seems at the moment, I found this was a great way to be whisked off to some goofy horror world for an hour or so, escapism at its indie finest. Not perfect by any means, but the fun was higher than the faults for me. Blood Red Beach is out now on Blu-Ray, DVD, VHS, and also as a limited collector's box set exclusively through Mad Angel Films website (here).

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Swamps of Sadness (2025) by Feu Follet - Music Album Review 26 Aug 9:23 AM (21 days ago)


Feu Follet is a French darkwave/synthwave project that began in 2019 with debut album Le Champ des morts. Originally instrumental, vocals were introduced with 2021's Beneath the Earth, and that has continued with latest album Swamps of Sadness. The album is comprised of nine tracks, featuring five different guest vocalists.

It begins with possibly my favourite track on the album, '21st Century Rats' that features the ever reliable Berlin based Vlimmer on vocals. This was a great start with a rocking track that is a statement of intent for Feu Follet's 1980's style sound. I loved the mix of electronic sounds giving the track a slight feel of music for a montage sequence in a film. Vlimmer returns once more for track six, 'Lemaire', another track with a good sound, and a neat meshing of vocals and layered music. Of the other four guest vocalists I was not familiar. Second track 'Claire's Vision' has a spy-like feel to it, with Pierre Bastien's voice adding to the once again great sounding music. Isabelle B. Baumann lends her voice to third track 'Alice' and penultimate track 'No Destiny'. The former is a dramatic track with a mournful feel, while the later begins almost industrial in sound. I don't know if it was just me (I do have bad hearing), but it felt slightly like the vocals were a little too quiet for the music playing here.

Fourth track introduces Thomas Schernikau, 'Dreams' bringing the pace down for a slower more dreamy sound, he returns once more for seventh track 'No Sorrow'. Sometimes the tracks felt like they would have worked better without vocals, and for some reason that second one fits that bill. Sometimes the music is so good here that the vocals (regardless of their quality) detracts ever so slightly from the sound.
This leaves just two tracks more to mention, both featuring Pat Aubier on vocals. 'Ashes in the Frost' has a trippy electronic sound to its start, the deep voice sometimes reminding me of Till Lindemann from Rammstein, though more stripped back. Pat also lends his vocals to album closer 'Return of the Sun'. This track had a jam session type feel to it, and reminded me of various gigs I have been to when the band go all out for the finish.

I ended up listening to Swamps of Sadness a good five or six times. The music itself in particular always impressed, but as mentioned, sometimes I was enjoying the sound more than the singing, and the tracks towards the end did have a slight similar feel to them. As always, I understand both this isn't horror related, nor do I have a clue what I am talking about. I do like eighties sounding music, and Feu Follet's latest melancholic album is another that I wouldn't skip if it came on during random play. Swamps of Sadness was released on 18th July.

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Night of Violence (2025) - Horror Film Review 25 Aug 2:58 AM (23 days ago)


Night of Violence
is the feature length directorial debut of Illya Konstantin (The Void), who also co-wrote this alongside Christopher Lang. This indie horror was an enjoyable romp, but I will say that it isn't wholly original, as office based horrors are hardly a unique thing (such as Botched and Shredders). 

After winning a potentially devastating lawsuit, a shady pharmaceutical company decides to hold an office party at its New York based offices for its hard working employees. Joining the event are a group of catering staff, but they have ulterior motives; donning masks, they arm themselves with weapons and begin to butcher the workers. Mild mannered Eliott (Kit Lang), best friend; jokester Rudy (Vince Benvenuto - Daredevil TV show), kindly Janelle (Abria Jackson), and coked up Rudy (Russ Russo - 10,000 A.D: The Legend of a Black Pearl) manage to survive the initial assault and begin to look for a way to escape the building. They come to realise that it may be that the only way for them to survive is to fight back against the intruders.

This had a bit of a tonally confusing start. After a lovely little prologue that shows a masked man dragging a corpse across an office floor, the film switches gears for an over the top, almost cartoonish advert from the fake pharmaceutical company, advertising a new drug that includes some extreme side effects. This made me think for the longest time that Night of Violence was going to be a comedy horror, but weirdly, this outlandish advert is the only dedicated dive into humour. The protagonists are full of black humorous dialogue, but everything that occurs is more grounded (as grounded as you can be in a horror film like this). With that abrasive advert out the way, it settles into a traditional story of office block horror. Mainly this involves the survivors bumbling around the office block looking for an exit. They travel down various identical looking corridors, attempt to leave via the entrance, head to the rooftop, head to the basement, all while being hunted by the handful of attackers. The plot has the villains being somewhat justified, at least from their perspective, but for the most part these people remain silent, a lot of their justifications theorised by Eliott who has a bit of a suspicion that the company he works for isn't the most noble. That was about it for the story, the characters attempts at escaping making up the main plot for the film.

The initial massacre scene was lovely to watch, a montage of masked people hacking their victims into bloody chunks. Armed with swords, axes and knives, these silent maniacs were vaguely threatening, but I would say the low number of around five of them didn't make for a super strong feeling of peril. Nor did the fact that only one of these people was carrying a gun, though bizarrely, there were more hand grenades than guns. In such a large building it did feel a bit contrived that the masked assailants were constantly bumping into the hapless survivors. Also contrived were the mobile phones not being able to get a signal for some reason, and that there was no outside assistance to be found, despite a large explosion early into the assault. Special effects weren't bad on the whole, a couple of CG effects that looked a little bit obvious, but there were some decent scenes of bloodshed to be found here.
I enjoyed the eighties sounding somewhat cheesy soundtrack, it fitted the film well, and I also appreciated an additional mid-credit sequence that attempts to link this office attack to a larger battle going on.

Night of Violence was inoffensive. Obviously an indie horror, this might not have had many surprises, but the film was created competently. It might have been a bit mindless, but I enjoyed my time with this. The core motivations of the antagonists could have been better explained, and there should have been more of them, but this was a decent enough way to pass eighty five minutes. Night of Violence had its world premiere at FrightFest on 21st August in London.

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The Quiet Ones (2025) - Thriller Film Review 22 Aug 12:16 PM (25 days ago)


The Quiet Ones
, directed and written by Nicholas Winter (The Imposters, House of Shadows), bills itself as a thriller but for much of its run time that isn't completely the case. It does eventually get around to doing what it says, and at least in the run up, the film has style in spades.

After the death of her father, Charlotte (Kelsey Cooke - The Sandman TV show) intends to move into his Spanish holiday villa. It is while she is there recuperating from an ankle injury that her sister; Alba (Alicia Grace Turrell - The Garfield Movie) visits with the news that their father was in a lot of debt, and that unless she can raise a couple hundred thousand pounds within three weeks, Charlotte will lose the villa. Looking for ways to get the cash in such a short amount of time, she ends up looking at online cam-girl videos, and decides to send one of the girls a message; seductive Danni (Sophie Ablett - House of the Dragon and Doctor Who TV shows). The two strike up a rapport, and Danni offers her a business proposition to make some cam-girl videos together. Travelling to the villa, she promises Charlotte that she can earn a lot of money for not having to do a lot. To increase her chances of getting the required money for the villa in such a short span of time,  Danni invites more people, competitive Brylee (Isadora Leiva - It Needs Eyes), former Russian mob call girl Fabienne (Alina Tamara - War Blade), and clumsy but eager Violet (Sofia Shallai - Evil Eyes). Danni and Brylee make a wager, whoever makes more money with their videos within two weeks will get to stay at the villa with Charlotte, while the other one will have to leave. This seems to be a win-win for Charlotte as she is promised that all the earnings for the next two weeks will go to her, but the competition between the two soon turns tense.

A lot of the movie wasn't really for me, but one thing I did love was the stylistic choice to have key moments represented by retro looking pixelated video game images. As an example; whenever a new character is introduced this is represented by a pixelated character select screen. There is also a slight comic book vibe, with key information displayed on screen with bright and vibrant text. This fitted the world well, and made the less interesting scenes more full of life. 
The movie started on an interesting note; Charlotte waking up handcuffed to an either dead or unconscious person. While there were some more thrilling moments throughout the film, it was with twenty minutes left in the eighty six minute movie that this finally changed gears. Much of the film leading up to this is the contest the girls have decided to have. Mostly all light hearted stuff, it features plenty of tame montages of the girls doing their cam-girl stuff, mainly dancing for the camera.

The final twenty minutes were enjoyable, I liked how things went in a slightly different direction to what I expected. The lead up to this was sometimes slow going. The stylish presentation saved this for me, but aside from one gloriously violent scene that unfortunately turned out to be a dream sequence, this was just a bunch of young woman bickering, doing drugs, and making videos together.  Due to this there wasn't much call for anything but subtle special effects, I thought the make-up for blood and cuts looked decent: this zombie is always a fan of the blood.
The story wasn't a topic that really interested me so through no fault of its own it left me cold for much of the runtime. Style alone kept pulling me along, and I appreciated the little dose of thrills given at the end.

I spent much of The Quiet Ones wondering just when the thrill part of this thriller would kick in. I admit that at some point during the film I did pause it to check IMDB that this actually was meant to be from that genre. The film looked the part with its attractive stylistic presentation for the viewers benefit, but the meat of the story didn't grip me very much. Maybe due to my age, but social media stars are something that I don't really get, so the main topic here wasn't one that could engage me. The Quiet Ones released on 5th August from The Horror Collective.

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The Rotting Zombie's News Anthology for Thursday 21st August 2025 21 Aug 9:03 AM (26 days ago)


I really can't get over how quickly time is passing this Summer. It feels like only yesterday it was the start of another work week, and here I find myself back at the weekend and doing another weeks worth of blog posts (at the time of typing). Onwards to the news.

The Justin Sulham directed Nashville creature feature, Big Bad Betty has been acquired by Screamify for worldwide rights. Originally envisioned as a sasquatch story and then a werewolf story, the film instead features an original creation. The story sees a young woman and her friends encountering an unknown creature while restoring her late grandfather's old ranch. Big Bad Betty will premiere later this year as a Screamify Original.


I admit I only include this next news piece due to the fantastic cover art, but electronic metal band The Browning have recently announced the release of new album; Omni (Ultra). This features the original ten tracks from Omni, plus recent singles including the cover of 'Blue (Da Be Dee)' and 'Overlord', and new remixes from Biohex, Jonny McBee, Kaixo, Kodeseven, Darksiderz, Machinyst, and Zardonic. Omni (Ultra) is due to be released on August 27th from FiXT.


Finally for today, a new teaser has been released for Illya Konstantin's horror film Night of Violence. The celebration of a legal victory for a corporation who recently launched a controversial drug is interrupted by masked brutes disguised as caterers. Trapped in their office block, a handful of employees must fight back against their aggressors to survive. Night of Violence has its world premiere at London's FrightFest 2025 on Thursday 21st August at the ODEON Luxe Leicester Square.

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Brute 1976 (2025) - Horror Film Review 20 Aug 11:03 AM (27 days ago)


Marcel Walz's (Jurassic Reborn, Garden of Eden) Brute 1976 pays obvious homage to films like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Hills Have Eyes with its tale of a desert based cannibalistic family, but it is wise enough to not try and hide this, with Chainsaw Massacre in particular being referenced early on (it exists as a film within this movie world). After a slow first half, things really improved, and was often ready to throw expectations on their head.

Unsurprisingly set in 1976, this follows the models and crew of a photo shoot who have headed out to the desert to take some shots for a magazine cover. They stumble across a ghost town and decide to have a look around, photographer Jordy (Adam Bucci - Garden of Eden) in particular inspired by the strange looking location. They soon encounter a mysterious woman who introduces herself as Mama Birdy (Dazelle Yvette - Garden of Eden), she tells the group that she owns the place, and is happy for them to look around as long as they stay on this side of the road. It turns out that Mama is the matriarch of a family of masked maniacs, and that they don't intend for any of the people to leave alive.


The film is almost exactly split down the middle in terms of the pacing. The first fifty or so minutes is an overlong set-up that introduces the cast both on the protagonist and antagonist side. Aside from a side plot featuring Raquel (Gigi Gustin - Garden of Eden, The Retaliators); a character captured during Brute 1976's prologue, this part remains mostly light on horror. The protagonist cast are decent enough, with some who stood out more than others. Roxy (Adriane McLean - Khameleon) is set up to be the main character, with her given slightly more backstory than the others. A few had so little to them that they didn't make too much of an impression, but nor where they off-putting or unlikeable. The location looked great on camera, and it helped at least make this first half enjoyable to watch.
The second half is where things begin to pick up. There is no secret this has been inspired by the classics, Zeus (Andreas Robens) may as well be called Leatherface with his silence, hulking frame, and fondness for a chainsaw, though the character has been split, with another of the crazies being the one who wears masks made of human flesh. There were a decent spread of antagonists but they did sometimes feel a bit random, seeming to be a mix of both the hillbilly stereotype and more surprising characters. I did like this change, how without masks some of these crazies would be able to legitimately pass themselves off as normal. Mama Birdy maybe a prime example. Sure, she was obviously creepy, but she wasn't the wild, over the top psychotic caricature you might expect.

So, cast and locations were both good, even if the first half was a little slow. The weakest part for me however were the kill scenes. There was a lot of blood, and there was a lot of violence, but there were also a whole bunch of lacklustre kills that didn't meet the potential. A whole bunch of characters are killed slightly off-screen, or partially off screen, and a bunch more are killed on-screen, but in an underwhelming and swift manner. For every decapitation and drilled penis(!) there are solitary stab wounds and kills so swift I didn't really see what happened. There were some entertaining death sequences, but this were interspersed with dull ones. For all the blood that sometimes is shown, there wasn't a lot of violence on characters shown in any kind of details.


Brute 1976 wears its inspirations on its sleeve, and it benefits from not trying to pretend it is something wholly original. I liked the general story, had some interesting parts to it later on, I thought the characters were mostly decent, and despite a slow first half the film wasn't boring. I did think there was some lost potential with some of the more tamer kill scenes, but this still had a few good ones. Brute 1976 has a limited theatrical release and is due to arrive on VOD from Cinephobia Releasing on September 30th, and I was also happy to see a sequel titled Brute 1986 is currently in the works.

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Atomfall (2025) - Post Apocalyptic Video Game Review (X-Box Series X) 19 Aug 11:03 AM (28 days ago)


Post-apocalyptic adventurer Atomfall has been described as an English Fallout video game. Both due to the setting and that comparison, I was excited to try the game, and so it was great to see it head to Xbox Game Pass. When the game first came out I played it for around forty five minutes, got to the village area and then left never to return to that particular playthrough. About a month back I retried it and this time it all clicked. I enjoyed this enough that despite not owning it, I purchased the first DLC for the game; 'Wicked Isle'. I will include that DLC within this review rather than doing a separate review for it.

The game takes place within an alternate timeline in which the very real fire in 1957 at the Windscale nuclear power plant (Britain's worst nuclear accident), resulted in a quarantine zone being set up around the plant. No one was allowed in or out of the quarantine zone, so everyone living in the area now find themselves cut off from the rest of the country, both due to being sealed in, but also due to the disaster causing a strange electromagnetic field that prevents messages getting in or out of the area. The army were called in, but too found themselves trapped within the quarantine zone, and now brutally enforce the areas they control, calling themselves 'Protocol'. Outside their area of influence, bandit groups arose, as well as a strange druid like cult who worship the land.
Five years after the disaster and quarantine was enacted, your player character awakens in a bunker within the zone with no memory of how they came to be there. An injured scientist in a hazmat suit trades your assistance for a special key card, they tell you that a secret facility known as the 'Interchange' is the key to escaping.

Atomfall is a first person adventure game that has light elements of the survival genre to it. You don't need to manage food, water and sleep, but you are able to craft various items such as health, bombs, and temporary stat increases. There is also a skill tree that requires B.A.R.D (British Atomic Research Division) upgrades to advance through. Skills you can unlock aren't particularly exciting, but they are useful. Think traditional stuff like increased skills with melee and ranged weapons, and the ability to craft items faster. Combat is one of the weaker areas of the game, and for much of my time I avoided it. I don't think it was the intention, but I ran rather than fought a lot of enemies until later in the game when I was better armed. This led to me speed running through certain areas, such as the cultists base in Casterfell Woods, meaning I likely missed parts of the game, even if it made sense for my character. Weapons are limited and basic, and ammo is in short supply, but enemies can be dealt with. Human enemies can be dispatched easily enough, there are also ghoul like infected humans that come in various types. Going back on the Bioshock influence, there are giant robots who can be battled to take their power cores. I didn't once engage in combat with the robots as I didn't really see the point. Then there are the animals, very basic looking rats and eels (and crows in the DLC) who attack you in packs in a bit of a lame way.
It isn't all gunplay, you get a hacking device that allows you to turn off gun turrets and restore power to doors, and a metal detector which can be used to uncover buried items. Enemy A.I isn't that great, the enemies tend to swarm you rather than using any other type of tactics, but with combat being not essential this wasn't an issue.

Is this really an English Fallout? Yes and no. It shares elements of that series with others such as Bioshock, and even this years Avowed. Rather than open world, the game takes place within six large areas (seven if you also include the DLC island). Central is Wyndham village, my favourite place due to being a safe area controlled by Protocol. Skethermore is also Protocol controlled, while Slatten Dale is bandit controlled. Then there is Casterfell Woods where the cultists roam, and including the island from the DLC, you have Midsummer Island that contains both cultists and bandits (and takes a more supernatural bend rather than sci-fi to its story). That is all without mentioning the Interchange. There is no fast travel option available in Atomfall, so this requires you to be intelligent in completing missions and side quests, as it can take a good while to travel from one side of the game world to the other. The Interchange is essentially a second way of travelling around the game, this vast underground facility allows you to pop up in any of the games areas (excluding Midsummer Island). A key part of the game is removing the lockdown from the facility, feeding into the end game task of visiting Oberon. With the lack of fast travel I caused more than a few headaches for myself, arriving at my destination only to realise I had left a key item behind back in the storage container system at the Interchange. It did add to the immersion not fast travelling.

The world building is fantastic, and is one of the stronger elements of Atomfall, it feels like a living breathing world that tells a lot of story just with how items have been arranged, such as crashed copters and roadblocks. As amazing as the world building is, unfortunately the main story really sucks. Your goal is to simply escape the zone, and pretty much all the quests revolve around helping various people who reckon they can help you escape should you assist them. You don't need to complete these various tasks at all, the free form mission structure means you could just side with one character and follow their path to the end of the game. Wanting to get the most out of the game, I played all the quests up to the end points, but I couldn't shake the feeling it was a bit pointless in terms of story, only important to me for getting to see more of the fantastic world. Your player character is a huge missed opportunity, it takes the old school approach of a silent protagonist who seems to exist purely as a proxy for the player to be in the game world. Anyone expecting any sort of grand reveal of who this player character actually is, or how they came to be in the quarantine zone will be disappointed, I know I was. It's a shame with a world as well built as this that the protagonist is such a dull nothing. I brought the DLC as I heard it was more of the same. It naturally integrates its new area without feeling like it doesn't belong in the pre-existing world. It added an extra five hours onto my playthrough, so when the end credits rolled I was at twenty two hours. I admit, I had imagined the game would be a good sixty to seventy hours, but with a wafer thin story, and a sometimes samey feel to what you do, I appreciated the shorter runtime.
Another strange thing were the power cores. These are set-up as if they are the game's version of Bioshock's 'Adam', yet despite much being made of securing these rare power cores, there are far, far more of them than you would ever need. It felt like a wasted opportunity, I wish they had been required more, or even used as a means to get through your skill tree.

I loved Atomfall, I thought the way the player is giving control of how they get through the game to be wonderful, and the British setting was fantastic. I wish the story had been more involved, it is so basic here that it almost feels placeholder, like the developers forgot to put the actual story into the game. The lore and world building is really good, making me able to look past the sometimes janky combat, but the main plot was so barebones as to make me feel that I probably won't return for a second playthrough as there wasn't a single engaging story beat. Some of the side quests were fun and added to the world, but far too many of the main quest lines involved fetch quests that had a similar feel. Despite that, I thought Atomfall was a very good game, perhaps just missing out on being an essential play.

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What Lies Beneath (2000) - Horror Film Review 18 Aug 7:22 AM (29 days ago)


I try and visit my father once a week, so on Wednesday (at the time of typing) after a long, long day at work I went to his. Turned out he had brought some random films from a charity shop and asked if I wanted to watch any of them. Seeing one of them was a horror, I jumped at the chance, in my head, an ideal entry for next weeks film reviews. What Lies Beneath is a supernatural horror that for much of the runtime I was convinced I had once already seen. In fact, just writing that last sentence had me racing to my VHS collection to search through for it, that convinced that I had once long ago brought this. Directed by Robert Zemeckis (Forrest Gump, Back to the Future trilogy), this took a heck of a long time to get going, and had an increasingly obvious direction the story was going in. With my brain turned to mush after a long work day, I was happy for my eyes to glaze over and zone out to this mild ghost story featuring two big name actors.

Claire (Michelle Pfeiffer - Batman Returns, Scarface) has recently moved to the lakeside former home of the parents of her research scientist husband - Norman (Harrison Ford - Star Wars and Indiana Jones series of films). Obviously, being happily married, he has moved there with her, as well as their seldom seen dog Cooper. Norman has been busier than usual on a project at the University where he works, and so Claire has been left on her own and is feeling a little lost, even more so as her daughter has recently gone off to college. Odd occurrences start happening around the home, doors open on their own, a photo frame falls on the floor and shatters, and she sees a vision of what appears to be a young woman while investigating the bathtub which had inexplicably filled itself up. Claire increasingly becomes convinced the home is haunted, and she first suspects that it is the wife of her next door neighbour who she has become convinced was murdered by the husband. Norman meanwhile is getting ever more annoyed at Claire's antics, seeing her as being hysterical and getting in the way of his important work. Is Claire slowly going insane or is there something more supernatural at play?

My heart sank a little when I saw this was over two hours long, I had hoped for a shorter film to watch. Initial impressions were not good, nothing was happening. Time and time again it felt like something was on the cusp of occurring, but it never did. Slowly, much like the slow pace of the film, things begin to get more and more interesting. In the supernatural sense not so much. This may feature a ghost at the core of the story, but that part is used very sparsely. I didn't really mind, the times the ghost makes an appearance were well chosen. The lack of much paranormal activity may have been an issue if not for the red herrings going on. The first act has Claire barking up completely the wrong tree, but it was entertaining, and led to some amusing moments. I enjoyed the amount of characters that Claire interacts with, and while she might not be imagining the hauntings, she is hardly the epitome of balanced calmness, known to many around her as someone who gets a bit emotional about things.

Pfeiffer was a good lead, I enjoyed her character throughout the movie, even if there was some bad writing. The poor dog Cooper! He appears in literally about four scenes and really added nothing to the story. He may as not have been there as it became a bit distracting wondering where the family dog was for the majority of the film. Ford wasn't so much of a good character. Not really his fault, but Norman seems to have wild mood swings that make him a bit off putting, and Claire's meekness around him even when hidden secrets come out is a bit pathetic.
The story was predictable, I had worked out what was really going on a good thirty minutes before characters in the film work it out. It does lead to a thrilling finale though, I thought it had some good parts to it, especially the unique use of the bathtub as a weapon, a unique scene.

What Lies Beneath isn't something I would class as a classic. It is nostalgic due to the time it was made, the internet in the film is incredibly basic looking and no one has mobile phones (which would have solved a whole load of plot points if this had been made today). It was fun seeing two iconic actors, and in a horror film no less. The story really wasn't anything to write home about, but it was adequately satisfying to see play out. Well worth a watch if only for nostalgia, and can be a real slow burn at times, but overall, yeah, not bad. As a final word, I read that the director was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's way of making films, I can really see that thinking back.

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Flesh of the Unforgiven (2024) - Horror Film Review 15 Aug 8:24 AM (last month)


Flesh of the Unforgiven
is an indie horror film that was directed and written by Joe Hollow who also stars. At its core there is a decent story I think, for whatever reason, I just could not follow what was going on in this. Not having the faintest idea what was happening didn't add to my enjoyment unfortunately. The synopsis will be based on what I believe the story might be.

Jack Russo (Hollow) and his wife, Sienna (Debbie Rochon - The Man in Room 6, Clinger) are going through a tough time. Three months previous, Sienna had cheated on Jack with his best friend, and while the couple have stayed together, it has caused many issues. Adding to Jack's stress is that he is a writer struggling with writer's block, and he is days away from the due date with nothing to show for it. Sienna starts to experience nightmares in which a masked man threatens her. Elsewhere, Jack receives a strange VHS tape in the post that promises to offer him inspiration for his writing, but which instead seems to show a man torturing a chained up woman.


I really struggled to follow the story and I'm well aware that was the intention. The movie has so many nightmare sequences that it is purposely hard to tell when one of these sequences starts and ends. You can be watching a scene thinking it's the real world before realising that no, it is a nightmare. I did like that part of the film. One thing you couldn't criticise Flesh of the Unforgiven for is lack of inventiveness, it has that in spades, there is constantly something new going on. I appreciated the many dream sequences, they were so sporadic that they felt like a mini-anthology within the film. The idea for the horror I think is that there is a demonic being known as the 'Death Dealer' who puts victims into deadly nightmares that they have to escape from to survive. There was a Freddy Krueger vibe to this part, though the antagonist figure of a masked man with a cartoonishly evil sounding voice didn't have the same impact as that legendary movie maniac.

The parts of the film that were likely taking place in the real world were also the most dull. Scenes set in a small bar, the unhappy couple bickering at home; none of this made me feel engaged with the characters. Both protagonists had huge faults that made it hard to care about either of them. I also wasn't a fan of the overly cheesy music. Likely an ode to the classic horror of the eighties, I found the tracks gave an almost comedic vibe to the scenes they appeared in. It wasn't all bad however, I did think the ending scene going into the end credits sequence was perfectly blended with an appropriate track, lovely stuff.
Obviously an indie horror, it sometimes felt hard to take scenes too seriously, parts of this I was wandering if it was purposefully over the top. It didn't help that some of the more digital special effects didn't really fit the film well.


Flesh of the Unforgiven had a lot of good ideas to it, and at times it brought an almost arthouse dream fugue type feel. The story I found too hard to follow, likely my own fault, but it still took me out of the experience when I was trying to work out what was going on and who all the random characters were. This sometimes veered too far into cheesiness, something that diluted a lot of the horror out of the scenes. There were certainly some great scenes to be found here at the very least.

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The Rotting Zombie's News Anthology for Thursday 14th August 2025 14 Aug 11:57 AM (last month)


Writing this on a lazy Saturday afternoon, has been a nice day, and so to balance that, here is some horrific horror news for your perusal.

Tales From The Table is a horror anthology film that is available now on Digital Platforms from BayView Entertainment. From the press release it sounds like each story is based on an ordinary person stumbling into unsettling horror.


Sci-fi horror Somnium opens theatrically on August 29th in LA, September 6th in New York, and streaming on Digital HD from September 9th. The story sees a heart broken girl get a job at an experimental sleep clinic where patients are able to pick what they dream about. I said in my seven out of ten review back in June last year "I liked how the story was left up to viewers to decide on what was really going on, and I thought the character of Gemma was one who was very easy to root for".


Finally for today, Condemned Dreams is a philosophical horror thriller coming from director George Tsouris. It follows a disgraced journalist who gets involved with a story about a condemned transgender revolutionary. Sure it is more exciting than it sounds. The film stars Catherine Parish (Totem Chaser) and Soft Abilez (Dexter: Resurrection TV show). Condemned Dreams has premiere at the Cinema Village in New York City on Thursday September 4th.

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Cover (2025) - Thriller Film Review 13 Aug 8:02 AM (last month)


I really wanted to like the Cameron Francis starring, directed and written thriller Cover, his feature length directorial debut in fact. Early problems I had with the duel protagonists motives really got in my head and I ended up finding myself incapable of taking either of them seriously.

Trevor (Francis) is a travelling salesman who is on a cross country journey to go and sell some rare stamps known as 'covers'. Stopping in a diner for some lunch, he is disturbed by a young woman named Macy (Katherine Lozon in her film debut). She tells Francis that she is on the run from her abusive boyfriend, and begs the man for a ride. This begins an odd road trip in which two people, both suspicious and paranoid about the other, slowly start to get comfortable with each other's eccentricities. This, set to the backdrop of a mysterious car tailing the man.

Straight away I had a real issue with the main characters, both of which I both didn't like, and didn't trust. The way it creates a sense of paranoia that one of the two isn't being truthful was well done, it's just this mistrust stayed with me for the entire film. Even moments that are designed to be sentimental came across as fake and phony, and so that made the central 'buddy' style friendship fall flat. The characters dialogue and the way they said their lines felt grandiose and more wordy than they needed to be. The character of Trevor had a way of talking that often made me feel that Closer may be a comedy thriller, it always felt like he was playing to a crowd. Macy on the other hand was dodgy from the start. For someone apparently fleeing domestic abuse, Macy has a right attitude on her, and plenty of sass to boot.

Much of the film takes place out on the road, or at one of the various places the leads have stopped to rest, and for the first forty or fifty minutes things go along as expected. I did think the second act was a great idea, with events in the story rewound to show them playing out from a different perspective. As cool as that part was, there wasn't a smooth transition for key characters, so it made story beats feel very trite and forced. The thrills are relatively light here, but there was a fantastic looking late film death sequence, even if that follows into a bit of an abrupt and unsatisfying finish.

Cover was a film that just never hooked me. Due to the strange protagonists, I could never take anything they said seriously, which really affected my enjoyment of their journey. I spent most the film expecting twists and turns that never came to fruition. The story was fine, but there was just something a little missing here. Cover releases on August 26th via The Horror Collective.

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9th Dawn Remake (2024-25) - Initial Impressions (PS5) 12 Aug 8:28 AM (last month)


I've had a review copy of 9th Dawn Remake since April time, but it is the type of game which requires a lot of investment. This is a huge game, and so, rather than wait to finish it, I will give my initial impressions based on the first ten hours or so. 

Unsurprisingly, this is a remake of a much older game. How old I was unable to find out, You play as a character plunged into a nostalgic feeling, relatively basic looking fantasy world. The graphics were really charming and old school, but the game itself felt more fresh. The open world is absolutely gigantic, in my time playing this so far I have barely scratched an eighth of this massive world. It has one of the biggest map screens I've seen in a game to my recollection. I haven't mentioned the story yet and that's probably due to it being about the weakest part of 9th Dawn Remake. It is simple enough that I honestly have no idea what it involves, not helped by a quest screen that is extremely light on details. I love a story in video games, so this was a slight issue. Thankfully, due to the huge world I felt like it was 'open world' rather than just a big old school RPG. This world is to begin with quite a deadly place, my poor wizard was getting the stuffing beaten out of him. I later found an armoury that lets you upgrade your weapons, so that helped. Even more helpful was the amazing creature companion feature. Occasionally you stumble across eggs that when hatched give you a little pet who will battle alongside you. You can have up to eight of the critters at once, making it very fun to pounce on an enemy as a mob. As they level up, they can also evolve into better monsters. On my playthrough I've recently had a skeleton join my crew, love it.


Combat is very simple, requiring nothing more than to have you hold the analogue stick (playing this on Playstation 5) in the direction of enemies to auto battle them. Dungeons are literally dungeons here, all taking place under ground in various caves or sewers. This creates a combat loop of heading in a little bit at a time, slowly grinding out levels to make your team better suited to conquering the place. I enjoyed many an evening with a podcast on while doing this. As if this huge game wasn't enough, there are also some great little side games you can play. Head to the docks and you get a fun fish based Vampire Survivors clone you can play. Even better, by taking to the Card Master in each town you can access Deck Rock. I adored this side game. It has you as paper warriors fighting your way past paper monsters in castles in turn based card combat. Truth be told, I had more fun playing that side mode than the main course itself.


I was given a review code for this indie fantasy game so my words might sound false, but I think there is such a vast and impressive game to be found here. Having a game with such a charming retro look to it coupled with a massive world makes this something I could easily see myself sinking days and days into. 9th Dawn Remake is out on just about everything, from the major consoles to mobile phones.

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Crumb Catcher (2023) - Comedy Horror Film Review 11 Aug 1:04 AM (last month)


The screener I received of the Chris Skotchdopole directed and co-written comedy horror film (in his feature length directorial debut) - Crumb Catcher, stated the screener link was only viable for seven days, so after two weeks I figured it likely wouldn't work. Thankfully, it did, and I was exposed to this very dark and twisted comedy horror, with the empathises more on the horror side of things. While not nearly as bleak, the humour here reminded me of the type used in the shocking comedy horror of The Coffee Table.

Newly-wed Shane (Rigo Garay - The Leech) wakes up the day after his wedding to new wife, Leah (Ella Rae Peck - Blackout) with no memory much of the night before. He discovers their envelope containing guests monetary contributions to the new couple is empty, and he receives an odd text from a woman named Rose (Lorraine Farris - Natural Born Killers) who insinuates that he did something with her the previous night. Confused, but wanting to put it behind him, the newly weds head out to their honeymoon location, a remote and posh woodland home. Later that evening they are surprised to get a knock at the door, and even more surprised when they see that it is John (John Speredakos - Blackout), an odd caterer who had been working at their wedding. He states he had arrived there to give the couple the top of their wedding cake which had gone missing, but his true intentions are made clear when he says he wants to give the two a presentation on a novel device he has been working on, something he calls the 'crumb catcher'. It turns out that John's wife is Rose, and that they are blackmailing Shane to invest in this product unless Shane wants Rose to send the video she took of the pair being 'intimate' to his new wife. This begins an unsettling night of chaos and terror, as the eccentric John becomes increasingly deranged in his effort to sell his device.


This small in scope character drama mainly features a cast of just four. The larger than life John is the focal point of this, and Speredakos steals the show with his wild and chaotic performance. John is like a bull in a china shop, unable to take no for an answer, and reaching some Mr Bean heights of awkwardness and clumsiness. Think of a more horror styled version of Basil Fawlty from the British sitcom Fawlty Towers. With this character though there is an ever present feeling of danger. The man is huge as it is, but early on, Leah notices he is carrying a gun, which while never referenced by John, makes his weirdness more unsettling. Rose was more complicated, she seems at her wits end with John's desperate behaviour, but it always felt to me like this could all be an act. Her blazing arguments with her husband increase to the madness, creating even more of an odd feel to the evening. It made sense then that Leah and Shane are much more normal in how they act. Leah was fine, but I didn't really think much of Shane. He has no memory of the event with Rose, and due to the couple being obvious con-artists, I figured he would have likely been date raped, it was all too convenient. Shane instead, maybe due to confusion, is ready to believe that he willingly cheated on Leah. I enjoyed the flashes of a more dark side to John that are brought to the forefront, it made the uncomfortable night that little bit more perilous. 

It may be a comedy horror, but there aren't many laughs to be found here. It is more a jet-black humour that propels the story, initially the comedic part being the new couple feeling too socially awkward not to interact with the manic John. Much of the film takes place within the remote house, though things change up into something more dramatic for the third act. There were some decent effects used to simulate being drunk, and the way the camera spins around the room during the 'Crumb Catcher' presentation really added to the feeling of confusion and being out of their depths for the protagonists. At one hour forty five, this went along at a fair pace, only really in the third act did things sometimes feel a little dragged out. Much like The Coffee Table, there is a feeling of social horror here, and this combined with the farcical nature of the story created an interesting blend.


I had no idea what Crumb Catcher would be when I started it up. Another film that isn't feel good, and whose humour was quite twisted. The strong central performance of Speredakos made this a movie that I couldn't look away from, even if the core idea was relatively simple. Crumb Catcher came to the ARROW streaming service on July 14th.

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