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Funny One Liners funnysayings4u.com 12 Mar 2011 | 08:01 pm
That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another. When God asks what you’ve done with your life, try not to say “Didn’t you read my statuses?” Always believe in God. Because there are some ...
Duly noted stevenf.com 19 Jan 2012 | 01:01 pm
Speaking of notes, there has always been a subset of my notes that I’ve wanted to share with the public — those little techie one-liners that take hours to figure out or find on the web. The ones wher...
Config cleanup bsdnexus.com 6 May 2012 | 03:38 am
A one liner to remove all stale pkg config files on a system after the main programs have been removed. WARNING: There's no going back so make sure you do want all these config files removed and that...
Batch convert audio files bsdnexus.com 10 Aug 2011 | 07:47 pm
Simple one-liner to batch convert one type of audio file to another using ffmpeg. The example converts .ogg to .mp3 files:
Funny One Liners & Quotes shayari.sr-ultimate.com 24 Jun 2007 | 11:12 pm
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because i...
Carrot Top Keeps The Audience in Stitches at The Luxor Las Vegas gapfun.com 21 May 2012 | 04:40 am
Not every comic out there can make a living with stage props and one-liners. It takes a certain kind of genius to be able to pull that off on a regular basis. Just ask Gallagher, with his fruit-smashi...
Using Gmail to filter Craigslist scammers fortysouth.com 17 Feb 2011 | 12:49 pm
Recently I put up a couple of ads on Craigslist for items I had for sale. Almost instantly, some responses hit my inbox with one-liners such as this gem: So I’m excited, someone is interested. It woul...
MARC DI SAVERIO desk-space.blogspot.com 13 Apr 2011 | 05:48 pm
--Marc Di Saverio reading "Orphaestus" at his book launch at the Black Swan in December DESK SPACE: Who (a one-liner or a bio)? MARC DI SAVERIO: Hailing from Hamilton, Ontario, I'm a McMaster Engli...
meanwhile, on the Chess board… odirov.com.ng 16 Apr 2012 | 09:50 am
Here are a couple of my favourite one-liners from the Nigerian Chess Scene. The blitz arenas are simply fantastic; talk of the ‘trash talk’ republic of the world! “If pawns be the food of Chess, eat ...
How to pick up a girl at a bar: do one liners really work? welcometodating.com 23 Jan 2012 | 02:00 pm
How to pick up a girl at a bar is almost its own art form. There are some specific things you should do; however, there are just as many things you should not do. Just like in real estate, one other c...
