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#693 Waking up really thirsty in the morning and finding a glass of water that you can reach from your bed 27 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
Maybe you scarfed a salty bag of chips before bed, had a bit too much at the bars, or woke up on a friend’s old pull-out couch with a mouth full of dust and cat hair. Either way, when you blink your ...
#694 Screaming at characters in movies to do things 26 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
“No!” “Don’t, don’t, don’t.” “Don’t, he’s behind the door.” “Turn around!” “Turn around, turn around, turn around!” “Now kiss her, you idiot.” AWESOME! Photo from: here
#695 Walking around with a black eye 23 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
Last year I went to play badminton with my friend Jon. Yes, it turned out he was a member of the local racket (hey-ohhhhh!) and was in the business of casually inviting friends to join him for a nigh...
#696 Actually pointing out a constellation in outer space 22 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
It was pretty rare to stare up at a dark sky full of sparkly stars while growing up between streetlights and neon pizza signs. Now if we went camping or up to a friend’s cottage, that was a different...
#697 When chopsticks come apart perfectly 21 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
Crack it clean when you split those sticks because nobody likes eating with splintery daggers. AWESOME! (Wow, over 4000 comments on The Top 1000 page. Thanks, everybody!) Photo from: here
#698 Listening to your new favorite song over and over again 20 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
Memorize the lyrics, remember the beats, and hit the back button again and again until your new favorite tune is permanently etched in your brain. AWESOME! Photo from: here
#699 A long hug when you really need it 19 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
Sometimes we all get rattled. When bad news surprises you, painful memories flash back, or heavy moments turn your stomach to Jell-O, it’s great to fall into a warm and comforting pair of big, wide o...
#700 Making someone laugh when they’ve got a really full mouth 16 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
For a moment it looks like they might burst. Lips clenched, eyebrows raised, they’re shaking their head and looking away to avoid choking or spraying burrito guts all over the table. You know you dro...
#701 When you hit the point where you’re comfortable farting around each other 15 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing out big plumes of noxious gas doesn’t always smell good, but it ...
#702 Sucking in your stomach just before the picture is taken 14 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
When someone whips out a camera it’s time to suck it in, baby. Eye the trigger finger and pull in when they push down. After all, maybe there’s a six pack under that stained and baggy T-shirt. I mean,...
