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Holiday Safety: avoid pants, not ladders 12 Dec 2012 | 07:44 pm

Last week, I got stuck on my roof. Bratchild spent a significant amount of time explaining that me getting on the roof was a stupid idea; I fall up stairs, walk into walls, trip over nothing, etc. She...

Bratchild doesn’t support Bertram’s life choices 28 Nov 2012 | 06:00 am

We got Bertram, our Elf on the Shelf, years ago before they were super popular and before they were a tool for moms to try to one-up one another. My Elf on the Shelf custom paints masterpieces that se...

There should be more party in the political parties 7 Nov 2012 | 06:30 am

I very very VERY rarely discuss politics. For several reasons: 1. I believe that people are entitled to their own opinion. 2. I don’t care what other people think. 3. I’m not a fan of trying to force ...

I am the Postal Carrier of the Halloween Craft World 19 Sep 2012 | 05:17 pm

Neither monsoon nor heat nor gloom of night nor too small car nor inappropriate wardrobe choices nor ban from power tools and sharp objects shall keep this crafter from her appointed mess-making.

I was the Pied Piper of the Rocket City Goodwill 12 Sep 2012 | 05:45 pm

Yesterday, bratchild and I went to Goodwill. I was driving by and all of a sudden hollered, “I have to buy a shirt to go with the white tux,” and into the parking lot we careened. I am not overly fond...

And then I was officially crowned the crazy old lady in the neighborhood: more life lessons 8 Aug 2012 | 09:11 pm

I had a frustrating morning of working on an email campaign and fighting with html only to FINALLY make it to the pool for the sky to turn black and the thunder to roll in so everyone had to leave and...

Alpha Stamps Gypsy Fever Blog Hop 2 Aug 2012 | 03:44 am

I don’t know what it is about gypsies: the cacophony of colors, the sparkles and coins, the fun fortune,  the gorgeous crystal balls but they all of us at Alpha Stamps in a feverish state. No worries,...

It was Miss Brown in the kitchen with the sunscreen 12 Jul 2012 | 08:45 pm

And then bratchild, aka Miss Brown for the purpose of this report and to protect the innocent, etc, tried to kill me. In the kitchen. With the sunscreen. As much as I love the game Clue, I fail to see...

And now I have to get a tuxedo altered for a skeleton 9 Jul 2012 | 09:11 pm

I’ve accepted the fact that things happen to me that are often ridiculous and that, more often than not, it’s my own doing. The other day, bratchild and I were going to go to thrift stores and Mary’s ...

Back to the beach with Alpha Stamps 9 Jul 2012 | 01:05 am

I love being on Design Teams. In addition to being exposed to mediums or themes I might not normally explore on my own, my favorite aspect is seeing how different people  manifest the same theme in so...

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