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The Film Geek Pub Crawl 4 Feb 2012 | 03:59 am

Hello You. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I hope you’re well. Have I got that multi-million pound book/film deal since I last wrote? No. Have I been pissing around on the internet? Of course. My ...

Back To The World of Dreams 31 Oct 2011 | 09:26 pm

I am so tired, my eyelashes hurt. The London Screenwriters’ Festival is over and all I have to show for it is sleep deprivation, a pocket full of other people’s business cards and a devastated bank b...

Four Nights In August Awesomeness 24 Oct 2011 | 03:29 am

Remember the screenwriting contest for the London Screenwriters’ Festival? Remember how there was a film-making contest based on the winning scripts? Well, click here to gaze in wonder at the entrie...

Everything You Need 8 Oct 2011 | 10:43 pm

The London Screenwriters’ Festival is taking place over the weekend of 28th – 30th October. As I’m so poor church mice throw loose change at me, I entered their Four Nights in August screenwriting con...

Oh. Hello, There 9 Sep 2011 | 10:16 pm

I know I said I wouldn’t leave you, but I’ve been creative over at The Death Guide To Life. I think there might be some funny stuff there. There are some jokes about sloths. How many websites can cla...

The Army of Dave Guide To Parenthood Part 2 20 Aug 2011 | 05:14 am

A while ago, I wrote a Guide to Parenthood for those with babies. I now feel it is time to pass on some more wisdom. As Kids A-C have grown older, it has become important for boundaries to be establi...

The Death Guide To Life 13 Aug 2011 | 10:55 pm

I’ve started another blog. Look, it doesn’t mean I love you any less. It’s called The Death Guide To Life and you can find it here. The plan is to group together articles that answer all the Big Qu...

Jokes Vs. Social Media 11 Aug 2011 | 09:26 pm

2nd April 2002 11th August 2011 Before Twitter and Facebook, you’d come up with a joke about a current event and think “Hmmm. Too soon?”. Now, you come up with a joke and think “Hmmm. Too late?” I’...

Marketing Me 10 Aug 2011 | 11:32 pm

Hello! Well, you’ll be happy/unhappy/ambivalent to know that the Death Twitter account reached its target of 20,000 followers last week and is still growing. I’ll be lying if I said I wasn’t grinning...

The Perfect Social Networking Site 22 Jul 2011 | 08:04 pm

I’ve signed up for several social network sites now; Twitter, Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn. It is a fact that very little networking goes on and the majority of people use these sites to complain about...

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