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Top 37 Irritants (This Week) 26 Jul 2013 | 10:51 pm

People who make that stupid heart shape with their hands. It’s not clever, it’s not cute, it’s lame and you are REALLY going to regret those pictures in 2 years! Justin Bieber – particularly his droo...

The Government Teat—or—That is One Dried-Up Droopy Husk of a Boob! 9 Jul 2013 | 06:55 pm

Can someone please tell me what happened to the America that used to be self-reliant, self-sufficient, and damn proud to hand out smallpox blankets? It used to be a complete embarrassment to be on the...

The Facebook Posts or Seriously People STOP!!!! 6 Jul 2013 | 12:16 am

If you have spent more than 3.67 seconds on Facebook you have seen the soul stealing banality of posts that some people make. I cannot for the life of me understand why these people find it’s necessar...

Motivational Posters—or—Yes, I Am Shallow, Pedantic, and Completely Unoriginal. 23 May 2013 | 06:27 pm

“Hang in there, baby!” The ultimate motivational poster from the 1970s: we’ve all seen it, and we all hate it! Oh, you’d better hate it or you have some serious self-esteem issues! Well, we’ve come a ...

Adam Carolla, David Wild and Name Dropping – Oh My! 30 Apr 2013 | 02:19 am

As you know, and you had better by now, I tend to write about people in general, rarely do I devote an entire article to a single individual. Thus far I have done so with Michael Moore and Ted Nugent....

Hunting or Isn’t There a Kroger Nearby? 22 Jan 2013 | 10:03 pm

As we all know the human race was once a hunting and gathering society, but guess what people? Those days are LONG GONE! The only things we gather now are coupons for ½ off 2% milk and perhaps ceramic...

Buzzwords or It’s True You’re A TOOL! 18 Dec 2012 | 08:40 pm

If you aren’t smart enough to say what you mean or write what you feel DO NOT resort to using lame ass buzzwords. All it does is make you look like you have absolutely nothing to say so you fill in yo...

Chick-Fil-A or Wow That’s a Dumb Name! 6 Dec 2012 | 10:12 pm

By now we all have heard the controversy surrounding the statements made by Dan Cathy. But just in case you have been overseas, traveling with a sideshow, stranded on Bishop Rock or perhaps negotiatin...

“I Felt Disrespected” or “I Deserve Something I Haven’t Earned”! 6 Nov 2012 | 08:58 pm

This egomaniacal mantra has taken on a life of its own in recent years, it’s not as catchy as “I Like Ike”. But then again it’s coming from those who cannot conjugate their verbs. Apparently no one ha...

Exotic Pet Owners or Wait WHAT???? 31 Oct 2012 | 04:26 pm

There are many, many people in this country who own wild and exotic animals, and by wild and exotic I mean dangerous and deadly. They keep them as pets and foolishly think they have formed a spiritual...

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