Funny from Penny Arcade: 23 Jun 2008 | 02:36 pm

Stolen from here: Lil’ Gabe is 3 and a half now and so it’s very important that we always have a ready supply of fruit snacks. If we’re out shopping or at the bank or whatever, fruit snacks have the ...

HeyUP! 11 Jun 2008 | 01:09 pm

A common mistake 31 May 2008 | 07:43 am

Y’know, as a father I can tell you that this happens to me more often than you might think. - Zac

Statistics from a Dad/Husband/Guy 4 May 2008 | 10:08 am

Gross things I’ve touched today: Cigarette butt Bloodied rag (both picked up by the boy on the street) Ant traps Male penises (2) (I don’t care what you say, penises are gross) McDona...

Wizards and Mammals (aka Lying to children) 17 Apr 2008 | 12:42 pm

Hilarious post on Metafilter: Sometimes kids won’t believe the truth anyway. True story. I’m in a taxi with my niece, who is five, and my sister (her mother). Niece: Were there dinosaurs when you we...

Lazy Mom 31 Mar 2008 | 10:23 am

I wish I was rich enough to afford a Segway and cruel enough to not care if my kid died or not… … ‘Cause I’m already lazy enough to want to do this.