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Next Safety 22 Aug 2013 | 05:19 pm
Are you tired of answering endless variations of the eternal summer question: "What are we going to do now?" (Also known as, "What are we eating for dinner?" and "Where are we going?") Fellow parents...
More #MomFails 7 Aug 2013 | 12:56 am
While we are on the subject of #momfails, here are some more parenting things I truly suck at: 1. Pretty girly things When Ariella was little, God and His minions were looking down at me--it was a sl...
#SummerMomFail 21 Jul 2013 | 04:50 pm
So a while ago, there was this absolutely hysterical blog post going around called "Worst End of School Year Mom Ever." I kinda want to be Jen, the author, when I grow up. Except maybe for the running...
Nadav Checks In 9 Jul 2013 | 08:03 pm
Hi everyone. I'm back. I've been really busy making demands of the big people in my life so I haven't had much time for blogging. And honestly, I wish I didn't have to make the demands. If my people t...
Lies I Tell Myself 9 Jul 2013 | 03:06 pm
To help you get through that special time of day known broadly as "evenings." Turn your "Waaaaahhh!" into "Ahhhh!" To deal with whining Instead of: "Omigod stop whining RIGHT NOW or I will throw mys...
Allow-Mints 21 Jun 2013 | 12:55 pm
So 2/3 of the Rose children are now wage-earners. Of course, the wages they are earning are from me, so it's not like it's going to help pay down the mortgage or anything. In fact, it's kind of puttin...
How I Spent My Day 11 Jun 2013 | 11:39 pm
Full disclosure: These events did not all happen in one day. Some, of course, are regular occurrences. Others, thank God, are rarer events. Think of this like the blog form of a photo montage. 6:40 W...
Things I've Been Saying Lately 2 Jun 2013 | 02:17 pm
Take your car out of the yogurt Everyone gets privacy in the bathroom [Ed. note: Excluding me. Obviously] Yes, you can bring your shoko into the bath Is there anything molding in your tik today? No, N...
Toddlers: They Cannot Tell a Lie 27 May 2013 | 12:56 pm
Scene I: Nadav whacking an older sibling with a toy. I remove toy from his hands. Cue gloating (older sib) and crying (Nadav). Me: Nadav, you can't use your toys to hit. [Sniffles] Me: Do you want ...
Fun at the Dentist! 22 May 2013 | 10:51 pm
Oh, my poor, poor aliyahbyaccident blog. It's gone from being the beloved first child to the neglected ... first child. (Yes, in our house, we neglect all the children equally.) Now that I'm a world-...
