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Answers Are Moving! 9 May 2011 | 11:37 am
Doods...you can still ask questions--and I've still got a backlog to answer--but we're moving to mousebreath! where I'll be answering questions every Monday on Ask Max Monday.
My cat keeps wanting to bolt out the door, at the last second before it closes. Why? And how can I stop this behavior? 12 Jan 2011 | 12:07 pm
The real question is "Why not?" Look, whatever is on the other side of the door has to be more interesting than what's on the side of the door we're at. Kitties are curious, so we want to see what's ...
How can I trade in my female human for a better model? 12 Jan 2011 | 12:05 pm
Craigslist, dood. You can trade anything there. If you work the deal right, you could get a better model AND a bunch of toys and crunchy treats. But, if you don't want to deal with CL trolls, just s...
Whenever I pass by, my cat always jumps on a chair and takes a swipe at me through the spaces in the back of it. Is my cat just blindly following "ins 12 Jan 2011 | 12:02 pm
Kitty is doing one of two things: just saying "hi, play with me," or, "I could kill you if I want, but I won't, because you have the thumbs." If the kitty is not trying to eat your face off while you...
What is proper conduct for new visitors to our home? Am I supposed to present my butt for sniffing to all visitors, including humans, or just firt tim 12 Jan 2011 | 11:58 am
Flirt a little at first, and use that time to determine which visitor likes cats the least. It is very important to know which person will be annoyed by your presence: this is the person upon whom you...
Have you ever tried watermelon juice? 11 Jan 2011 | 11:54 am
Yep, and I have to say, I'm not a fan. But I don't care for fruit in general, especially not Buddah.
Do you like to flop onto your side and get your belly rubbed? 11 Jan 2011 | 11:53 am
Sometimes, but not all the time. The fun part about not always wanting that is making the people guess. Sometimes, I flop down and want to be rubbed, and it's all right. Other times I flop down and do...
Are you ticklish? 11 Jan 2011 | 11:51 am
Not specially...but I hate having my paws touched. Really, only the Woman is allowed to touch them, and only because she seems to always say "I'm sorry" every time she does. I mean, there's a lot she ...
Have you or Buddah ever been traumatized? 11 Jan 2011 | 09:22 am
Dood. THEY CUT OUR BALLS OFF! How much more trauma does a guy need?
I have black and white fur. What colors go best with my furs? 11 Jan 2011 | 09:20 am
I, too, have black and white furs, and find that red looks best on me; I have a red collar and it really stands out, and looks stylish. However, bright yellow is also good for a kitty with black and w...
