Moving On 20 Feb 2011 | 06:47 am

Dear Blogger, I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, it just felt better than talking to you in person because I am a wuss like that. I guess there is no easy way of saying this, but I...

John Carew is an idiot 20 Feb 2011 | 04:41 am

As I type this, John Carew has cored, and is leading his new club, Stoke, into the quarter finals of THE WORLD'S GREATEST CUP COMPETITION (c). This success on the pitch does not, however, equate itsel...

Moving On 20 Feb 2011 | 01:47 am

Dear Blogger, I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, it just felt better than talking to you in person because I am a wuss like that. I guess there is no easy way of saying this, but I...

Manchester City with Rooney, Torres, Ribery, Kaka and Ronaldo 18 Feb 2011 | 09:28 pm

Oh internetiwebs, why must you mock the less professional amongst us so? Where's Wally? Please also note the use of IstyOsty for the hosting of this link. Web savvy types will be fully aware of link b...

Manchester City with Rooney, Torres, Ribery, Kaka and Ronaldo 18 Feb 2011 | 04:28 pm

Oh internetiwebs, why must you mock the less professional amongst us so? Where's Wally? Please also note the use of IstyOsty for the hosting of this link. Web savvy types will be fully aware of link b...

Gaffer, can I stand next to someone besides Kovasevic in the wall? 14 Feb 2011 | 10:11 pm

Ouch! Hernanes Assaults Benzema 10 Feb 2011 | 10:05 am

Got to love an international friendly. Lots of players going through the motions, media getting themselves into apoplexy, domestic managers having heart attacks. And nothing much happening at all.

A Goalkeeper's Lot Is Not A Happy One 10 Feb 2011 | 09:25 am

Normally, there wouldn't be anything to commend you to spend any part of your life watching Ebbsfleet v Farnborough, I know. But of the fourteen minutes of this video, you really do only need the firs...

Dear God In Heaven, Make It Stop 10 Feb 2011 | 05:43 am

It won't have escaped many readers' notice that I don't have much for the Crawley laugh-a-thon. I'll not bore you with the details. However, any last vestige of I don't know what, hope? I may have had...

Ouch! Hernanes Assaults Benzema 10 Feb 2011 | 05:05 am

Got to love an international friendly. Lots of players going through the motions, media getting themselves into apoplexy, domestic managers having heart attacks. And nothing much happening at all.