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how to make public small talk with someone you used to have sex with. 8 Aug 2013 | 03:35 am
UGH ROMANCE IS THE WORST. dating and mating and caring and sharing are the most terrible things i could ever imagine. here's how it would go if you and i started dating but then were forced to break u...
call me maybe. 31 Jul 2013 | 03:51 am
shit, i'ma need to restock my business cards soon. i give those bitches out to errrrbody. i learned two key pieces of information from that mostly useless black woman's dating bootcamp class my white ...
hey, nice tits. 24 Jul 2013 | 03:49 am
if we are attracted to each other and got into a steamy situation and you took off my bra and saw a HUGE birthmark on my whole left breast down to my ribs is it going to turn you off? even if it is ju...
man, i can't fucking wait to get married. 13 Jul 2013 | 02:33 am
somebody bring me something borrowed, please. because, if these dummies i call my friends are to be believed, your wedding is the perfect opportunity to make a wishlist of all the fancy shit you've ev...
regular shit that terrifies me. 9 Jul 2013 | 03:45 am
1 people of the cta. did you know that any asshole with a fucking flip phone can catch you slipping on the train and, one blurry, pixelated photograph later, use that pre-paid piece of shit to embarra...
how to be rejected by someone you weren't even interested in fucking in the first motherfucking place. 29 Jun 2013 | 03:13 am
i've had quite a number of imaginary boyfriends. when i worked downtown my boyfriend was this excruciatingly handsome dude who caught the 147 bus i intentionally started taking after the first time i ...
the desperate slut's comprehensive guide to SPORTZ. 19 Jun 2013 | 03:35 am
my playoff beard is full as fuck, bro. the blackhawks are in the stanley cup final, and a couple hours before the start of the first game i received the following text from eve: "asshole. put some out...
spring beauty tips for the poor and unfortunate. 19 May 2013 | 05:57 am
ooh, all the pretty flowers in bloom! spring is a good time to begin growing and digging for your garden, although preparation and planning can take place way before the snow melts. gardeners spend mo...
easy pantry meals for sexy singles. 10 May 2013 | 03:52 am
welcome to my secret shame. i eat these delicious rosemary and olive oil triscuits, one by one, with a tiny sliver of prosciutto and a hefty grating of fresh parmesan. in my underwear. accompanied by...
i'm never going to have a baby, so shut the fuck up about it. 26 Apr 2013 | 04:18 am
i am 33 years old and i am never going to give birth to a baby. i might adopt the shit out of one, but a seven pound bundle of joy caterwauling while clawing its way down my slimy birth canal? not goi...
