Xlama dah. 14 Feb 2011 | 03:30 am

Dia dah onboard ship. Schedule hari Selasa sail to Vietnam. If only I own a time machine, I'll pause the time. And won't let it flies. Terasa seperti kehilangan separuh nafas. I'm hardly breathing...

Low Fat 13 Feb 2011 | 11:34 pm

Rumitnya memahami hati nurani wanita. 13 Feb 2011 | 11:15 pm

Sile baca. :p Laki telefon, Yang oii... Abang kat kedai mamak nie... Awak nak pesan apa-apa? Bini jawab, Takmau bang, bini awak diet... Laki pon balik umah, goyang tangan xbeli apa-apa... Sampai umah...

Tanduk di dahi 13 Feb 2011 | 10:49 pm

Assalamualaikum. I got this picture in my mailbox, ok? Seorang wanita China miskin yg telah tumbuh tanduk di sebelah kiri dahinya. Actually, dlm mailbox byk jugak benda pelik I received. Tp xsemp....

Gong Xi Fa Cai xhabis lagi. ;) 13 Feb 2011 | 10:33 pm

Assalamualaikum. (Kene kaler merah, baru feel Gong Xi Fai Cai. Eh??) Semalam I received an angpow lagi. Yg nie specially from Cambridge, ok? Weee... Sebelum nie tauke dah bg. 2 angpows. First...

My ass gonna be KEMATU. 5 Feb 2011 | 07:48 am

Oit Oit Xboleh tido kot. Phone NOKIA HAMPEH nie problem lg. Keep on FREEZING & RISING MY TEMPERATURE OFF! I wallop u nicely ( kata - kata pujangga Miss Ng, the big mummy of Convent Batu Gajah ) na...

Mata saya xsepet. Mata dorang problem kot? 3 Feb 2011 | 04:56 pm

PELIK! PELI! PEL! PE! P! ! Serious pelik! Semua customer hingat Miss Wunnybunny ni chinese. Penat nak cakap : Saya Melayu. SENGIH. ( Geram le tu. ) Rasa macam nak tampal kertas kat cermin kaun...

Hello,peeps. I am so back. 3 Feb 2011 | 03:24 pm

Hello. Do welcome me. I am so glad to get through my upcoming days as a SPM leaver. Guess what? I got nearly 80% of perfect job. Kat kedai motor. Sila ketawa dgn sopan! Cari lah kedai motor paling...

recently 26 Dec 2010 | 06:39 pm

Assalamualaikum. Semalam buat mashed potatoes ( kentang putar ) & sos nyer. So, i made it! Previous punyer, terlebih susu. This time, WALLA! Hee Nah, resepi. Serious sejibik macam kepsi (KFC) ! ....

Cari kerja! 16 Dec 2010 | 08:13 pm

Assalamualaikum. Mau cari kerja. Mau cari kerja. Ok, our ( me, Vohshini & Loges ) first destination. K ep ci! I mean, KFC. "Is there any vacancy here?" "No. No. No. Don't phunk with my heart." (....