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Dwayne's World Presents: Bohemian Dog Rhapsody (a song parody) 25 Aug 2013 | 07:50 am
In case you aren't aware (and most of you won't be), I used to employ Dwayne (pictured above) on the blog as a roving tabloid reporter (of sorts). Here's his job experience. He was pretty good, if you...
Elfin Jar Hog, or: How to Turn Your Pet's (or Anyone's) Name into an Anagram 19 Aug 2013 | 09:38 am
Hey, wanna know a secret? I can't believe I'm writing a how-to on making pet name anagrams. Because why didn't someone do it a long time ago?! Think of all the fun we've all been missing! Thanks for l...
I Would Do Anything for a Ball, but I Won't Do That 11 Aug 2013 | 07:57 am
A few things first: <> This is not that kind of blog. <> There is nothing parodic about this post, other than the title, speaking of which... <> Thanks, Meat Loaf. <> There is a "permanent" x-pen ...
Classic Cardigan (Do-Over): I Was a Dumb@ss Newbie in Three Dog Bakery 4 Aug 2013 | 07:14 am
On December 29, 2010, I published the first post on this blog. It was an e-holiday card that I'd made of the dogs. I thought it was cute (and clever, frankly) and wanted the entire world to see it. ....
Beer Bottle Cap Pet ID Tags, plus TAKE THE QUIZ on Dogs + Beer in Pop Culture! 28 Jul 2013 | 08:24 am
Note: This blog post contains a short quiz on dogs & beer in pop culture. You should take it (because I made it for you with lots of <3<3<3, dang it!)...right after these important illustrated message...
Soapy Corgis, Dog Packs Online and OMG, Facebook Ads Work! 20 Jul 2013 | 10:26 pm
Note: If you came here for the Facebook stuff, and don't like looking at adorable, soaped up Corgis getting baths, then you can just...um...well... ...click here to skip over the dog stuff. I'm very ...
Classic Cardigan: The Stupidly Shocking Aladdin Parody (and a bonus, or two) 12 Jul 2013 | 11:39 pm
Bonus #1: I did a little (opposite-of-scientific) comparative study that I'd like to share: Things I Dread Today versus Things My Dogs Dread Today Note: At first, I wasn't sure that my dogs were eve...
The Unbearable Cuteness of Being Free 5 Jul 2013 | 06:05 am
Note: I have not read the novel, nor seen the film adaptation of The Unbearable Lightness of Being; however, I can tell you that one of he main characters of both is a dog named Karenin. Perhaps I sho...
I Got Some Ice Cream; You Cannot Have Some...Unless You Win It; I Hope You Win It! 27 Jun 2013 | 07:46 pm
Preface: So Purina was all, "It's summer and we're starting this Frosty Paws (doggie ice cream) travel promotion, and we'd like to send you a bunch of cool (free) stuff (Frosty Paws coupons and travel...
((ring)) 'ACME Brand Pyrotechnics, Voice of Reason Speaking' 22 Jun 2013 | 06:11 am
"Yes, hello. I'd like to order one deluxe TNT-powered rocket." © Warner Bros. "Um, okay." "Yeah, so there's this beanpole bird that I want to eat for lunch, but it always outruns me. Imagine the lo...
