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How to be the most annoying spouse ever. A step by step guide. 27 Aug 2013 | 03:52 am
I hate the new vacuum. We tried to buy a new vacuum last spring, and I couldn't decide which one to get. This indecisiveness is a very common occurrence and definitely not limited to vacuum purchases...
Cross Dress for Success - all about the last time my husband wore a dress 20 Aug 2013 | 10:45 am
"Honey!" I called from the laundry. "Can I put your new dress in the dryer?" "I don't know," Sam yelled back from the hall. "I didn't check the label." "Well, fuck it. It's getting dried." I grumble...
A simple explanation for why I don't eat in front of my children 16 Aug 2013 | 01:06 am
"Hi Mom." "Good morning, sweetie. Are you hungry?" "No, not really. Not right now." "Okay. Just let me know." Lucy wandered off down the hall. I opened the refrigerator and pulled out an egg and s...
Daffodil Campbell and the Sweet Ass Taurus 8 Aug 2013 | 08:08 pm
"That shit is cherry." I swerved across oncoming traffic and came to a screeching halt, as my mother gasped and Sam muttered "Jesus Christ!" under his breath while the kids cackled like maniacs. I'd...
The Care and Feeding of Your Writer 7 Aug 2013 | 06:58 am
I am writing to you from the keeping room in my childhood home. I am here because it is quiet, and no one is standing next to me or perhaps just outside the window, asking me questions or just "saying...
Las Vegas. Shirts, pants optional 4 Aug 2013 | 09:48 pm
I'm lying in bed to write this. I had to unplug the clock to charge my laptop, so I have no idea what time it is. My phone is off, and.......somewhere around here, I guess. Maybe in my fanny pack. Yes...
The real reason why I haven't seen enough of you. 30 Jul 2013 | 09:40 am
We are coming to the end of our summer in New England, a place that is filled with family, friends, and memories. It's a good thing I have the memories, because I will be damned if I created many new ...
Adventures in Glamping 24 Jul 2013 | 07:55 am
I am not much of a camper. I have tried - lord, how I've tried - to be a girl who can rough it. I have suffered in silence (and out loud) during attempts to be outdoorsy. But when it comes to sleepin...
Belongings. I don't wear the skort, the skort wears me 18 Jul 2013 | 11:10 am
I bought a new skort at LL Bean today. Pretty heady stuff. The skort has purple polka dots on it, and when I tried it on at the store and looked in the mirror I actually thought "this is cute!" Clear...
The Great Outdoors is Trying to Kill Me. Also, the entire State of New Jersey. 10 Jul 2013 | 07:36 am
Greetings from the East Coast, where the word "moist" gets used far too often for my taste, and not in a good way. For the past 3 weeks, I have been hither, while my husband and any semblance of sanit...
