Funny Barney Stinson Facebook Updates Statuses 22 Sep 2012 | 02:57 pm

Barney... Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro… I'm... Broda! You can do this! but, to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're...

Funny Barney Stinson Facebook Updates Statuses 22 Sep 2012 | 02:57 pm

Barney... Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro… I'm... Broda! You can do this! but, to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're...

Funny Facebook Status Updates about Higgs Boson (God Particle) 5 Jul 2012 | 03:02 am

Cern... found one of those God Particles in a box of cereal last year.  Man, I wish I kept it! is glad mankind has found the God Particle, so we can continue our epic search for Waldo! "Are You There...

Funny Facebook Status Updates about Higgs Boson (God Particle) 5 Jul 2012 | 02:38 am

Funny "Things To Do" Facebook Status Updates 10 Jun 2012 | 05:50 pm

Jennifer... is going to buy a parrot and then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" is going to change his name to Simon and then go around speaking in third person. is driving aro...

Funny "Things To Do" Facebook Status Updates 10 Jun 2012 | 05:50 pm

Funny "It's So Hot" Summer based FaceBook Status Updates 16 May 2012 | 07:20 am

Funny "It's So Hot" Summer based FaceBook Status Updates 16 May 2012 | 03:20 am

Pam... knows it's hot when your farts ignite! knows it's hot when Pamela Anderson's boobs are melting! knows it's hot when fat guys are making their own gravy! thinks it's hotter than a pair of sweat...

St. Patrick's Day's Funny Facebook Status Updates 18 Mar 2012 | 04:24 am

St. Patrick's Day's Funny Facebook Status Updates 18 Mar 2012 | 01:23 am

St. Patrick.. is Irish today!!! Hungover tomorrow! invites you to spank his leprechaun thinks that Neil Patrick Harris is hilarious, but isn't calling him a "Saint" and giving him his own day going a ...