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Who is the Westminster Village Idiot? 24 Sep 2012 | 05:12 pm
My goodness, it's dusty around here! Sadly, my self-enforced hiatus was longer than expected but with so many balls in the air, one must sometimes make sacrifices. Those of you who have stuck around o...
Bojo Shows His Mojo 13 Aug 2012 | 03:00 pm
This blog now officially backs Boris for Leader of the Party. You're welcome, Boris!
Boxers or Briefs - A Horror Story 20 Jun 2012 | 04:30 pm
I've written several times for this blog and elsewhere about slipping into events with free wine and tasties. I don't often mention the events I attend with my boss because very little happens at thes...
The Toilet Door Opens Both Ways 11 Jun 2012 | 06:59 pm
My parents never left me in a pub toilet before but that doesn't mean I haven't left myself in one. There's nothing worse than going too far and too fast only to find yourself camped out in a cubical,...
Beard Lovers, Soup Bringers and Yes Men. 22 May 2012 | 09:56 pm
In the past, I have welcomed the month of May with open arms and frilly undies. This year, however, it has been a bloody nightmare and the sooner it's over the better. The boss had a few rather stupi...
14 POINTS AHEAD... 15 May 2012 | 11:00 pm
I know it's expected halfway through a Government's term but really, how is this man leading a party 14 points ahead of us?! On another note, where did the chap in the cardigan go and how do I party ...
Rain, Rain Go Away. 30 Apr 2012 | 09:58 pm
The plan had been to do a small favour for someone and drop off a few bundles of leaflets. I rang the door bell about three times, getting increasingly annoyed that no one was answering – it was chuck...
Boobies to The Left of Me, Boobies to The Right 19 Apr 2012 | 10:01 pm
Nothing gets a God fearing Backbencher red in the face like accidentally bumping into them in a tiny lift. With my breasts. Monday was terrible day. This was probably down to me starting the day out ...
Return from Flick Mountain 16 Apr 2012 | 09:00 pm
Several weeks have passed since my last post. This must be blamed on the unfortunate business of moving flat and an extended stay at my parents' home. Sheer bloody hell, dear readers. On the plus side...
You Can Get Me For Less Than £250,000 26 Mar 2012 | 08:00 pm
I missed a great deal of the weekend due to my beloved bestfriend, the bottle. All I was able to get from the Sundays papers was something about businessmen offering up £250,000, Indecent Proposal sty...
