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Skipping helps! 27 Aug 2013 | 12:01 pm
Tina and Carla are discussing weight loss. Looking at her overweight friend, Tina comments, "You know the best way way to lose weight is by skipping..........................fried snacks and dessert....
Buzzer for the blind 27 Aug 2013 | 12:01 am
Tina was walking down the street with her boyfriend. When the stoplight on the corner buzzed indicating it was safe to cross the street, while crossing the road she asked her boyfriend, "What is the b...
Grandpa's learnings 26 Aug 2013 | 12:01 pm
Grandpa's learnings #*# I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. #*# I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. #*# I've learned to n...
Praise the Almighty 25 Aug 2013 | 12:01 am
Mrs. Smith, an old lady who lived in the countryside, had a peculiar habit. She would step onto her front porch every morning, raise her arms to the sky, and yell, "Praise the Almighty!" Her new neig...
Baby tomato 24 Aug 2013 | 12:01 pm
Tom: What did the father tomato ask the baby tomato to do while on a family jog? Jerry : He asked the baby tomato to Ketchup.
One line jokes-Engineer 24 Aug 2013 | 12:01 am
You have the right to call yourself an engineer if you can use coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.
Really funny jokes-Leo's plans 23 Aug 2013 | 12:01 pm
Leo, a patient in a mental hospital was being interviewed by a reviewing committee to determine whether he could be released. Leo was asked what he would do if they let him go. He answered, "I plan t...
In bunches 23 Aug 2013 | 12:01 am
Tom : The bananas never seem to be lonely. Why? Jerry: Don't you know they always come in bunches!
Some more reasons not to buy a Used Sofa 22 Aug 2013 | 12:01 pm
You may not want to buy a used sofa when you make any of the following observations: 1. There's a large red tag on it marked "Evidence". 2. The cushions begin crawling away. 3. The fabric on the ba...
22 Reasons not to buy a used sofa 22 Aug 2013 | 12:01 am
You do not want to buy a used sofa when the owner says: 1. "That stain was the best fifty bucks I ever made." 2. "Have you had your shots?" 3. "If you find any fingers in there, pack 'em in ice and...
