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Oh Dave, You So Funny! 18 Jun 2011 | 01:57 am
I never do this. I never snag web material for my readers, but this is too good to pass up. Dave Grohl and The Foo Fighters are notorious for their concert riders. A rider is an attachment to their...
Your Band Sucks 15 Jun 2011 | 04:29 am
Lemme drop some knowledge on you kids. Your Band Sucks. Also, Your Favorite Band Sucks. In fact, ALL BANDS SUCK. Let me explain to you numbskulls why I’m right. You see, back in the dark ages of ...
Day Of Reflection 14 Jun 2011 | 04:24 am
I made it. A whole year has passed since my unfortunate interaction with a Toyota Corolla. The accident still plays in my head, often, in full color; a vivid memory. The jingling of shattered hea.....
Living The Dream..... Or Something. 7 Jun 2011 | 01:03 am
I just spoke with an dear old friend. She said she was proud of me for following my career dreams and taking the risks to do so. Funny thing was, I hadn’t realized that I had been taking risks. Tha...
Paging Mr. Smith.... 27 May 2011 | 01:31 am
Well, my future ex-girlfriend Random Girl has sweetly asked for me to begin a series. I think she would rather have me IN a hotel, rather than write about them. But I digress...... Not all touring ...
The Switch Is On 24 May 2011 | 11:24 pm
The Glamorous Life Oh, this writing prompt is too good to pass on. I could do a SERIES on Hotel stories, trust me. I’ll throw this little gem out there for you and the rest of the minions over at S...
It's Okay, I'm Methodist 22 May 2011 | 05:51 am
Eternal HELLFIRE!! I was baptised, confirmed and raised Methodist. I went to church and bible camp, and youth group. Because I had to. It was required by my parents that we be rudely awakened at t...
Fallout 19 May 2011 | 05:38 am
So, the big thing that happens to you when you spend the good portion of a year either laid up or recovering is, you become a huge gelatinous mass. Yep, muscle atrophy, unsightly weight gain, and abs...
Flashback 3 14 May 2011 | 07:07 am
*This post was lost in the Blogger server crash... Along with any comments... Meh. I’m having surgery. Again. Had my knee worked on after the accident to remove asphalt and road debris, now a herni...
Flashback 2.5 (server crash special edition!) 14 May 2011 | 07:06 am
*Since the Blogger servers went south for a couple of days, I thought I'd stick this one in, as it's now in order of occurrence.* (self)Hey dumbass, you forgot a huge portion of your story, shit for ...
