The Summer of My Discontent 20 Aug 2013 | 05:59 am

My four-month hiatus from this blog has resulted in exactly eighteen drafts of posts that were essentially eighteen times I sat down at the computer and looked at a blank screen and cracked my knuc...

my favorite movie ever: heathers 13 Apr 2013 | 06:14 am

Hiii, welcome back to my blog. Get ready for a lot of gifs, guys!!! :D This is a tribute post to the greatest social satire/black comedy/romance of the 1980's/ever: Heathers, starring Winona Ryder an...

Untitled 28 Mar 2013 | 12:52 am

I've got a cool friend named Kaitlyn Lindley and she wrote a cool blog post that I want you read: here. Bye.

more poetry: because i suck 15 Mar 2013 | 04:21 am

... You guys, I'm working on "real" blog posts but who even cares. I'm just going to post my latest poem and not care that you're sick of me and also not care that I'm probably flunking college right ...

poetry spam #5810848151014284, all about the creation of adam and some other junk 9 Mar 2013 | 03:10 am

Hi Hey Hello. Like, I am bad at blogging and 100% of my Promises of Renewed Blogging Initiative and Grandeur were basically just empty threats, but, hey, it's really okay. So what I'm going to do is...

you can never tell 5 Feb 2013 | 10:39 am

meat 1 Feb 2013 | 08:28 am

Okay okay okay, even though I promised I wouldn't do as much of the whole poemy-nonsensey-ranty anonymous blogging, I wrote a poem for my creative writing class and I have to post it on here because i...

the hinges on me 23 Jan 2013 | 02:39 pm

(ATTENTION!!!: this is not the type of post where I pressed 'publish' and then was like, "Oh wow! I can't wait for all of my faithful followers to read and digest that entire thing and be enlightened!...

killing the messenger 5 Nov 2012 | 03:21 am

I’ve been trying to pray for sleep. But then mid-prayer I get caught up in this kind vicious cycle of fear and forgetting to show fear because in terms of collateral damage, I’ve got heaps and heaps ...

the coolest girl on the block 2 Oct 2012 | 10:18 am

Reasons Why It's, Like, Totally Cool to Have Kaitlyn Lindley as Your Best Friend: 1. She's super duper pretty. 2. She wears, like, rad clothes that make everyone insanely jealous. 3. She can sing "...