Accident Reports 15 Feb 2011 | 12:06 am

UTAH EVIDENCES When I was about twelve, my whole family went to Saratoga that Summer. It was a really cool place, like Pacific Ocean Park, I think it was called New Pike (?) down by Long Beach. For t...

CLASSICAL MUSIC Epiphany by "Janet Dunbar" *Symphonic Music*: Premiere i... 10 Feb 2011 | 12:55 pm

We're Outta Here 8 Feb 2011 | 05:42 am

This blog has been purchased by a private investor, and may be seen at his new blog address. The staff has been relocated and is working to continue production quality at his new blog.

Millennial Dining 6 Feb 2011 | 07:33 pm

Last night my wife and I were eating a pleasant meal at a Beach Resort. Toward the end of our meal, a hand appeared from a hole in our table. We suspect that the Millennium has begun. Who will believ...

May I introduce myself? 4 Feb 2011 | 11:40 am

My name is Maria Giff ~ Shut up and hold me. My husband Paul Giff took his life three days ago. The mess is cleaned up, and he's now buried. As per his Last Will, I will be very well taken care of. H...

Monson Impeached by Unanimous Quorum 4 Feb 2011 | 07:58 am

Revelation to Move Conference Center to Niagara Falls Soundly Rejected Deseret News - After delivering a Revelation to Move the Conference Center to the banks of the Niagara Falls, President Monson w...

My Final Prayer 3 Feb 2011 | 10:01 am

Dear You Tube Friends, it's all over Mom called an hour ago. She was sobbing. My older brother has taken his life. Just...too much bullshit. He'd lost his pension, and had too many debts to float i...

The Blind Builder 2 Feb 2011 | 03:09 pm

There once was was a blind man who lived in a small village on the island of Bohol. I found him recently after I entered a dirt pathway. I asked some playful youngsters, "Who is the most righteous m....

Will Obama Take It In Stride? 2 Feb 2011 | 11:54 am

PHO EX LUA TAPES If President Obama was arrested, say, for a Mandela death-surprize that failed, would he cooperate fully with the booking officer, and surrender accurate biodata, bodily marks and fi...

My Dearest Friend, John Barry, R.I.P. 1 Feb 2011 | 06:24 pm

John Barry died on Sunday, and I wanted to take an opportunity to mourn the loss of fellow classmate and one of the greatest composers in motion picture history. The first time I attended the Oscars ...