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The End. 22 May 2008 | 07:10 pm
There you have it, folks. How to heckle just about every player in the major leagues. Feel free to use this guide throughout the year. If you want to print it out and take it to the ballpark, hey look...
New York Yankees 22 May 2008 | 07:05 pm
Abreu, Bobby - In 2006, Abreu was traded to the Yankees along with Phillies pitcher Cory Lidle, who died a few months later after flying into a residential building in New York. Use convulted logic to...
Chicago White Sox 19 May 2008 | 07:05 pm
Anderson, Brian – Tell Anderson that he’s earned his initials of “BA”. However, in this case, they don’t stand for “Bad Ass” but for “Bad At-the-plate”. Buehrle, Mark – Known for being one of the qui...
Minnesota Twins 15 May 2008 | 07:05 pm
Baker, Scott – Hold a sign with the date August 31st, 2007 on it, the date when Baker took a perfect game into the 9th inning, but walked the first batter he faced to end the perfect game and then gav...
Detroit Tigers 12 May 2008 | 07:05 pm
Bonderman, Jeremy – Seeing as Bonderman’s become another one of those Detroit pitchers who seems like they have all the tools to succeed, but for some reason or other, they can never put it together, ...
Kansas City Royals 8 May 2008 | 07:05 pm
Bale, John – According to the first entry that comes up when you type "John Bale" into Wikipedia, Bale is an English churchman who wrote the oldest known historical verse drama and actually died in 15...
Colorado Rockies 5 May 2008 | 07:05 pm
Atkins, Garrett – But a bunch of hot dogs, remove the buns, and throw them at him. During his pelting, sarcastically thank him for ruining food with his shitty diet. Barmes, Clint – In 2005, his Rook...
Cincinnati Reds 1 May 2008 | 07:05 pm
Arroyo, Bronson - Dress up like an undead Charles Bronson and berate Arroyo for his shitty dream of becoming a rock star. Cordero, Francisco - Nicknamed "Coco", list the many similarities he has with...
Boston Red Sox 28 Apr 2008 | 07:05 pm
Beckett, Josh - A fan of the San Antoinio Spurs, spend the entire game wondering how he can root for such a dirty, dirty, filthy, nasty, dirty team that's full of a bunch of cheaters. Buchholz, Clay ...
Tampa Bay Rays 24 Apr 2008 | 07:05 pm
Aybar, Willy - Admit that it's too bad he got hurt this year, seeing as now that the Rays brought up top propsect Evan Longoria to take over for the injured Aybar, he's never going to get his job back...
