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Mama Needs a New Pair o' Shoes 11 Dec 2012 | 02:10 am
Vote for my tree, please.
Michael B. Wendell, SUPERGenius, or If I Had Boobs I Could Pull This Off 8 Jun 2010 | 08:00 am
Mike’s right. I need a cocktail. Fear not. It’ll be okay. You can have my AA chips. Fifteen years’ worth. Stack ‘em. Roll ‘em up. Put ‘em… Luckily AA chips don’t need sunshine. Vacation is thirty ...
I Don't Belong Here 22 May 2010 | 12:52 pm
Just weeks before It happened I had an epiphany. A moment of clarity. A bright spot in what I’d decided was maybe a mid-life crisis and surely a dry-spell for my blog. I thought it was the lonelies...
I'm Still Not Dead Yet, Hardly 15 May 2010 | 06:55 am
"Looking on the Bright Side with Kel" was going to be a Savant original. I thought it’d be a great themed post. My goal was to tell you what things suck the least, despite the stack of odds against me...
You Prob'ly Think This Post is About You 20 Mar 2010 | 03:51 am
Boogers are gross when the Daycare Kid wipes them on the sofa, possible funniness in post form. Spit grosses me out. Can you make funny from spit? Be my guest and fear not; I won’t quit reading your ...
I Judge, Therefore I Condemn 19 Mar 2010 | 02:52 am
I don’t know if you’ve figured it out, but I’M your Minus One as of Wednesday. I don’t want to slink away. I don’t want to expose you either. You’ve exposed enough thankyouverymuch. Between you and m...
They've Got Balls 17 Mar 2010 | 10:40 am
The winner of Mom's Birthday GiveAway is "McVal" from Sew Not My Day. But nobody puts Macey in a corner. "Mimi" of Living in France was #2. Congrats ladies. Thanks for playing along.
Savantus Interruptus 14 Mar 2010 | 04:42 am
I had so much. To share. With you Dear Reader. [insert sad face] I had heartfelt stories of my tender youth. There was poetry. And edelweiss. The sound of harp music was everywhere and the whole of ...
Things Too Horrible to Write About; Mom’s Bday GiveAway! 2 Mar 2010 | 02:53 am
I wanted to open with a “Yo mama’s SO dead” joke, but there aren’t any good ones. I thought I might list “Reasons to Be Okay with Your Mom’s Death”, but all I had was - No more guilt when you forget ...
Here, Take This Placebo 27 Feb 2010 | 08:35 am
This isn't a post. It's not a contribution to Friday Fragments. I've never even heard of Mrs.4444 or Half-Past Kissin' Time. This is a test. This is only a test. If there had been an actual post you ...
