Laugh your way to the top 25 Apr 2013 | 06:52 pm

Friends and fellow marketing professionals. I want to tell you a joke. There are two nuns in a bath. One says, 'Where's the soap?' The other says, 'Yes, it does, doesn't it?' Once someone had expla...

Advertising needs an injection of balls 22 Apr 2013 | 07:44 pm

My fellow marketing professionals, it's been too long since I last blogged. It's been a very, very long time. The last time I launched a Truth Missile from my Insight Bunker here at IATC, cars only ca...

Friday in adland 7 Dec 2012 | 09:32 pm

My friends, I want you to look out of the window. Look out there, across the world, across whatever seething metropolis or bucolic vale or craggy urban pisspot you can now see, and imagine. Imagine t...

Talk Like A Client 28 Nov 2012 | 11:17 pm

My dear, dear friends. My fellow marketing professionals. My countrymen from The Republic of Upturned Revenues. Today I would like to give you some advice. Not advice like, you know, marry a woman wi...

The Motherfucker List 13 Nov 2012 | 09:14 pm

Agency case studies translated 2 Nov 2012 | 09:26 pm

My friends, it is time to reveal agency secrets. Hidden mysteries that, up to now, have been shrouded in mist and history and the sands of Dave Trott’s egg timer. Agency case studies, for instance. ...

I'm sorry 31 Oct 2012 | 08:52 pm

My fellow marketing professionals. My friends. My special, special  soulmates. I have neglected you of late. No, no – I admit it. I have. I couldn’t have treated you worse if I’d totally diddled you ...

There's no booze like agency booze 23 Jun 2012 | 12:24 am

Ever had a drink in a bar (or a pub, or a club, or a speakeasy, or a vodka shed, or a dirty juicer, or a sticky-floored gin palace, or the kitchen of a ketamine salesman, or a supermarket carpark, or ...

Betrayed by betrayalers 18 Jun 2012 | 10:44 pm

My friends, I am ready. I am ready to share unto with you a story of corporate betrayal the like of what which you will never have not never ever have heard neither and everything. I am about to sha...

The Motherfucker List 28 Apr 2012 | 12:54 am

My fellow professionals, it is time again to make public the record of those deemed an unremitting motherfucker. All judging was carried out by a panel of people called Dave Knockles. (The panel, int...