Thursday Thirteen: Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers 23 Apr 2011 | 05:09 am

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. Dog for sale: Eats...

Happy Wordless Wednesday!! 19 Apr 2011 | 10:12 am

TT - Have you ever wondered?? 13 Apr 2011 | 07:05 pm

- Can you cry under water? - How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches...

WW 6 Apr 2011 | 10:38 am

Cat Contemplation - 2 26 Mar 2011 | 07:14 pm

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous "Cats are smarter than dogs. ...

13 Ways to be Annoying 22 Mar 2011 | 07:05 pm

* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. * ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. * Pay for your dinner with pennies. * Repeat everything someone says...

TT - All quotes by Albert Einstein 20 Mar 2011 | 02:28 am

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" "The must incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible." "Anyone who has never made a mis...

TT - New Old Sayings 17 Mar 2011 | 02:28 am

- Don't byte off more than you can view. - Fax is stranger than fiction. - What boots up must come down. - Windows will never cease. - In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal). - Virtual reali...

Dear Bank Manager 15 Mar 2011 | 02:23 am

I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, an...

The Atheist and the Shark 12 Mar 2011 | 11:39 am

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. H...