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On television... 27 Mar 2013 | 05:25 am
Mom: Have you watched that show 'Splash?' Lisa: Hell no. I watch shows about zombies. And about fat people. That's my jam.
On Bluetooth technology... 27 Mar 2013 | 04:57 am
Mom: You'll have to look at my Bluetooth, it isn't working. I put it next to the phone and said, "Be one!" But nothing happened.
On New Years' resolutions... 2 Jan 2013 | 12:39 am
Jenna: Look at that. You know what that is? Butter, sugar and milk. You know what I'm adding it to? Peanut butter.
On titles... 24 Dec 2012 | 09:54 pm
Mom: Yeah like that other actor who is a jerk. The guy from Three Men and a Baby. Long pause. Lisa: Charlie Sheen? Mom: Two Men and a... Lisa: No. Let her get there. Mom: Three... Two... Some Num...
On judging crimes... 24 Dec 2012 | 09:51 pm
Mom: "Man charged with smuggling fossils?" Get. A. Life.
On sweet lives... 24 Dec 2012 | 09:50 pm
Lisa: Honey is antibacterial. Things can't live in it. Mom: Why wouldn't things live in it? It's so delicious. I would live in it.
On games... 24 Dec 2012 | 09:49 pm
Mom tries to interpret an emoji text from Laura. Mom: This is like that game. Radio. Laura: Nope. Telephone.
On hacking... 24 Dec 2012 | 09:48 pm
Mom: I tried to put 'password' as the password to [the neighbor's] wifi network. I don't know if it worked. Lisa: You're quite the hacker, aren't you?
On slang... 24 Dec 2012 | 09:47 pm
Mom: Take it to the izzy!
On bitchery... 24 Dec 2012 | 09:46 pm
Watching My Fair Wedding and being bitchy. Laura: Her bridesmaids look like gang members. They're all tatted up and beefy. Laura: Ugh. Wishing you a lifetime of bullshit. Laura: I hate her and I ha...
