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Not Defunct, Just Dormant Like Mothra 29 May 2013 | 09:50 pm
You'll notice that we haven't updated in a while. We are still here, but we're on hiatus. The truth is, the Kooz Top 5 is a lot of work, and trying to bring you the funny every day is overwhelming f...
Gilbert Gottfried's Bird Voice Acting Roles 20 Feb 2013 | 11:08 am
Gilbert Gottfried has made a career out of voicing birds. Oh, and being a comedian. But the bird thing is really weird--he plays a lot of birds... 5: The Woodpecker (Timon & Pumbaa) - Gilbert plays...
Inappropriate Valentine's Day Candy Heart Messages 14 Feb 2013 | 06:24 pm
These Valentine's Day candy heart messages are not necessarily bad, but they really shouldn't be in the box of candy your kid is bringing to school. Not that we're judging... 5: Gave You STD 4: Aun...
Things To Make With Snow 13 Feb 2013 | 09:06 pm
Next time Nemogeddon strikes, get your gloves and be prepared to make the following. 5: Snow Angel - Best way to get freeeeeeezing cold. 4: Igloo - Yeah, by the time you pack the third block, you're...
Reasons the Pope Will Step Down 11 Feb 2013 | 06:47 pm
Pope Benedict XVI is stepping down on February 28th. Here's our thoughts as to why. 5: The world ends March 1, and he wants to get one good night of partying in. 4: He just learned the Pope can't d...
Winter Storm Nemo Alternate Names 9 Feb 2013 | 10:05 am
This just in - Winter Storm Nemo may now be referred to by any of the following: 5: Snowpocalypse 4: The Snowfall to end all Snowfalls 3: The Day the Earth Stood Chill 2: Sandy's Asshole Brother ...
Things to Avoid Before a Blizzard 8 Feb 2013 | 07:05 pm
Predictions for snowfall from Winter Storm Nemo in the northeastern United States have ranged from inches to feet, and everyone is preparing for one of the worst storms to hit the region in years. If ...
Children's Toiletries you can Borrow 7 Feb 2013 | 08:16 pm
Having kids is worth it if only for the toiletries you can borrow! For example: 5: Aquaphor Ointment - It's Vaseline minus the sickly yellow color, and it's great for chapped lips and paper cuts. 4...
Worst Lance Armstrong Traits 6 Feb 2013 | 09:17 pm
Lance Armstrong sucks. Okay, this has been sitting in the hopper for a while, and in light of Lance's recent mea culpa, we feel the time is right to unleash our top 5 worst things about Lance Armstro...
Top 5 Fruity Songs 5 Feb 2013 | 08:20 pm
These songs all make me hungry. Not as hungry as songs about cake or ice cream, but hungry nonetheless. Here are our favorite five songs about fruit. 5: Peaches - Makes me want to move to the country...
