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The Return Of Me And The Sorrow Of The Two Legs 25 Aug 2013 | 04:54 am
I can only apologiseimuss for not beings here. It was not my faultimuss!!! The Two Legs was busy doing other things and couldn't find the time to help me postimuss - bastard!! (imuss) Anyways. I is ...
Only Temporarily 12 Mar 2013 | 05:01 pm
Temporarily, The Maximus blog is taking a break. This is because I am now concentrating on posting for a web magazine called Mad Mikes America. The format is that of a magazine rather than a blog and ...
Bloody Two Legs..... 3 Mar 2013 | 11:21 pm
He is too busymuss teaching crazy Two Legs to drive to postimuss. Disgraceful behaviour!!!! All is well in the Maximus Empire....I would show you pics to prove it if The Man Two Legs could spare the...
Purrrrdy 25 Jan 2013 | 03:39 am
The year is newimuss and I is still here.....The Two Legs is laximuss with my postings - so much for his most important resolution!!!!!! Purrrrdy is sleepings on the sofa...I is sleepings on my blank...
Jingley Balls 20 Dec 2012 | 06:21 am
The Man Two Legs says that 'Jingley Balls' means it is Chrissimussimuss.... The Lady Two Legs says that if he doesn't behave she'll 'Hang his Jingley Balls on the Christmas Tree'..... Two Legs is so...
Everybody Is Sleepings 4 Dec 2012 | 03:21 am
I is sleepings on my Blankimuss Stealth Bomber (Stealthy) is sleepings on the unmade bedimuss Bumble...aka The Bumbles...aka Bumbleeeny is sleepings on the armchair cushions Gracie Mae aka Fruitbat...
Sleepings, Peepings And Bumbleeeny 17 Nov 2012 | 12:29 am
Having survived the 'Night Of Loud Bangs, Whizzes, Fizzes and Crackles I is getting some well earned sleep. My Generalissimo Stealth Bomber aka Stealthy, after spending a night sitting on my head to ...
BANG!!! CRACK!!!! FIZZLE!!!! BANG!!!! 14 Nov 2012 | 03:27 am
It is noiseimuss....Two Legs say it is Diwali. They says it is aliens - we is being invaded??? I hates it. Stealthy hates it. The Bumbles hates it. Tabatha Tab Tabs hates it. Marie hates it. Purrdy h...
Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, Where Have You Been?... 5 Nov 2012 | 12:56 am
There IS a GOD....So there.... The Man Two Legs is very busyimuss and hasn't the time to postimuss so he has done this postimuss for moi. I, Maximus Spittimus, acknowledges the Man Two Legs willingn...
Marie Marie Oh With Your Eyes So Blue.... 20 Oct 2012 | 04:12 am
...er...oh...erm...yes...that was Blondie's 'Denis'...well never mind...Marie's eyes aren't blue but so whatimuss??? Marie seems to have taken a liking to following me around thereby clearly stating ...
