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Keanu Minds 7 Jan 2010 | 09:01 pm
A Marine officer (played by Keanu Reeves) leaves her military career behind to become an inner-city English teacher. With a style all her own she gets her class of tough-as-nails kids to trust her and...
The Twelve Days of Keanu 5 Jan 2010 | 08:13 am
We here at neverforgetkeanu hope everyone had a safe, Keanu-filled holiday and New Year. As we all know, Keanu is the only answer to the War on Christmas.
Keanu Reeves Lives In My Mail Box 21 Dec 2009 | 09:01 pm
Can we take a moment to lament the loss of the ethnic comedy? A hip, urban hustler (black of course) moves in with an uptight white guy and his family? Logic dictates the invention of speed golf, the ...
The Keanuteer 17 Dec 2009 | 09:01 pm
I'm not saying Keanu Reeves defeated the Nazi's but I am saying in 1941 the U.S. government built a Nazi-fighting robot that after years of a bleak melancholy existence was finally turned into a real ...
The Keanu Whisperer 15 Dec 2009 | 07:49 am
Fuck you, Mr. Ed.
Keanu Act aka Sista Reeves 10 Dec 2009 | 09:01 pm
We continue to celebrate Nun Week here at neverforgetkeanu. Aren't we about due for another ironic witness protection movie? A movie that takes the "fish out of water" story line from Witness but inf...
"Keanu-Re-Mi" 7 Dec 2009 | 09:01 pm
The hills are alive with the sound of Keanu. Also, everyone talks about J. Robert Oppenheimer creating the atomic bomb but no one brings up how he genetically engineered Keanu Reeves to defeat the Na...
If You Wannabe My Keanu 3 Dec 2009 | 07:37 am
Who can forget the hit songs "Spice Up Your Keanu", "Keanube", "Say You'll Be Keanu", and "2 Become Keanu"? And who can forget masturbating to the music videos? Not me. Or my parents couch.
We Skipped Thanksgiving Because We're Thankful For Keanu Everyday 30 Nov 2009 | 08:50 pm
Alright, I know Keanu Reeves wasn't actually in this movie but I outsourced the idea that Keanu Reeves WAS in The Air Up There to India and using the many arms of Vishnu along with some bizarre ritual...
Keanji! KEANJI! 23 Nov 2009 | 09:01 pm
Even though 99% of focus group reaction to the design was "feeling as if we're being leered at by a child molester," Keanu Reeves held his ground and pushed the movie poster for Jumanji into productio...
