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The Foreigner. 28 Mar 2011 | 06:19 pm
Yes sir. It's finally time to introduce one of the girls I met while I was abroad. *Drum roll* I am proud to present and induct the first non-asian girl into my personal hall of shame. The Foreigner. ...
The Booty Call. 27 Mar 2011 | 03:36 pm
Ah yes, the booty request. What a great invention, at least for people who are lazy to go on the hunt at night. Sadly, it is actually quite hard to establish proper and stable booty calls. Sooner or l...
The Drought. 30 Nov 2010 | 06:18 pm
Oh dear, the drought has finally hit me. There are just weeks where your mojo is moist and fluid, and consequently, there are weeks where your mojo is dry and brick solid. I'm sure most of you guys ha...
The Cocky. 20 Nov 2010 | 01:44 pm
Cocky girls. Yeah, they're alright, at times. Only if they have the appearance to balance it out though. If they don't, they often need a dropkick to the face. The attitude they have going on is legen...
The Gag Reflex. 18 Nov 2010 | 03:42 pm
Also known as the "Pharyngeal reflex", this little addition to your throat prevents the entering of unwanted bodies into your stomach and also prevents you from choking. At least that is what it shoul...
The Shy One. 16 Nov 2010 | 05:52 pm
Plain and simple. Shy girls are the best. They have tight bodies, and are horny as rabbits. Have you ever seen a rabbit going at it? That's what's up. At least if you can actually have intercourse wit...
The Friend Zone. 9 Nov 2010 | 04:43 pm
What is the so-called "Friend Zone"? A !@#$% piece of !@#$%. That's right. It is very hard to talk about this phenomenon without swearing and being fairly angry. What inspired me to write about this i...
The Queef. 8 Nov 2010 | 03:48 pm
Let me tell you something about queefs. Queefs are scary, loud, uncontrollable, and will make your penis invert as soon as you experience one. For those who don't know what a queef is, it is a vaginal...
The First. 4 Nov 2010 | 09:47 am
Let's face it. No matter how nice of a guy you are, how well-educated, how well-mannered, how unperverted you may appear, females will only get one impression of you. At the end of the day, you're jus...
