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Laundry does not equal love 24 Jul 2013 | 02:58 am

I don't like doing laundry. I saw a sign once that read "I wake up everyday so very thankful that I have piles and piles of dirty underwear, brownish-colored socks, and sticky shirts to wash, because ...

Good evening. Will that be the firework section, or the non-firework section? 6 Jul 2013 | 03:32 am

The Fourth of July is a delicate thing for us. Last year, the fire ban canceled shows all over Colorado and even the common, legal kind of fireworks were banned. This was a tragedy for the 3 pyromania...

I have wood! 27 Jun 2013 | 02:11 am

"I need some mushrooms!" "I have wood!" "Do you have an egg I can spawn?" Whaaat? My son and the neighbor girl are sitting side by side on the couch, their eyes glued to the screens in front of them...

My daughter...is a hoarder 24 Jun 2013 | 06:54 am

 Last night while trying to tuck in my daughter, I tripped over a jump rope, which caused me to step onto her little coloring table, which spilled the broken crayons and stolen Sharpie markers all ove...

Road Rage 20 Jun 2013 | 01:24 am

The only inanimate object I have ever told to f*** off. (Granted, I'm not much of a rebel, and I'll usually do what it tells me, but really! Would it hurt to say "please?" ) Picture courtesy of info...

Swivel Sweepers 19 Jun 2013 | 02:58 am

*I was talking to a friend today, and this memory popped up. Had to share! Originally posted  in 2010* My son beat me downstairs this morning and had taken possession of the TV remote before I could ...

"Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow." 18 Jun 2013 | 04:14 am

I took the kids through the McDonalds drive-through this afternoon to get some ice cream...three cones and a McFlurry. I pay, then pull up to the window to wait. And wait. And wait. Finally someone co...

Vacation Planning on a Budget (preferrably one that doesn't include murderous elves) 14 Jun 2013 | 03:56 am

Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE We’re trying to plan a vacation for this summer, and while I’m all for a week on the beach with alcoholic drinks, I do have to take into consider...

I'm Tired of Being all Grown Up and Stuff 19 Oct 2012 | 11:58 pm

Ever wish that you could go to bed...and then wake up,  wearing really cool Thundercat pajamas, (that your friends would NEVER know about), looking up at the ceiling in the bedroom you grew up in? The...

Waiting...and more waiting... 13 Oct 2012 | 01:03 am

Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, during which I was personally and ironically introduced to the fear and uncertainty of a possible diagn...

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