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Rhino's Church of Free Will 14 Feb 2013 | 06:26 am
I have been a minister for a couple of weeks now and it has become evident that I will need to lead a revolution against more mainstream organized religion. I know this will result in a schism – but t...
The Geekiest Rhino IN THE WORRRLLLDDD 11 Jan 2013 | 12:12 am
Everyone out there has heard a variation of this old joke at one time or another during their formative years: Q. Why are toilet paper and the starship Enterprise alike? A. Because they both orbit U...
Rhino Life Advice: Resolutions 10 Jan 2013 | 12:06 am
As you are well aware The Rhino is a self-effacing kind of, well, Rhino, and far be it for me to offer unsolicited advice. But, the fact of the matter is that some of you need it and since my love for...
D&D Life Lessons 24 Dec 2012 | 01:11 am
I was a Dungeons and Dragons (and other role playing games) geek as a young Rhino. Big surprise, huh? And by young I mean into adulthood and the only reason I stopped was when I moved away from that a...
The Iconic Creamsicle 30 Apr 2012 | 01:20 pm
I drank an Arby's orange cream milkshake last night. It was sublime. Like drinking a Creamsicle. Took me back to summer days of years ago. My father's company held a picnic each year at an amusement p...
Half a Step 6 Mar 2012 | 08:38 am
As promised in my last post. We were celebrating a buddy's birthday and, as such drunken celebrations go, we ended up at a gentleman's club. (Note - I was going to do a riff or two on the lack of gen...
Past One's Prime 21 Jan 2012 | 08:27 pm
Can't write more about this right now. On the jobsPhone. Celebrating the Deputy Sheriff's birthday as only men can. Thinking about the connection between professional athletes and strippers. There is ...
Stuff Chicks Don't Grok 9 Jan 2012 | 05:54 pm
There are so many things that chicks don't grok I decided to start making a list. This isn't just about the HLDW. 1. The Three Stooges. Note: any list of things that chicks don't get must start with ...
The Tooth Fairy 29 Dec 2011 | 01:21 pm
Conversation at the cigar shop today... Red, (talking about his first child), "Will's got a loose tooth. He's 4." Rhino, "Isn't that the time it happens?" Red, "Around 5 or so usually." Rhino, "We...
A Heartwarming Noel Anecdote 21 Dec 2011 | 04:03 pm
The HLDW* and I spend Christmas Eve with our "Atlanta Family". Two guys, Larry and Demetrius, that I met at the cigar shop many years ago, and their wives and kids (and lots of other invited guests). ...
