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I Have a Herring Problem 8 Apr 2012 | 12:57 pm
(suggested independently by Charlie and Laura) Oh, I'm sorry. Did you need me to speak up?
Uh-oh Roll Down the Window 25 Mar 2012 | 11:52 am
Too late, this nail polish name already made me vomit. (Suggested by presumably-nauseated reader Jessika) It's not the first time we've tackled unpleasant body fluids here (cf. Jizz), but at least t...
Fiji Weejee Fawn 2 Feb 2012 | 07:42 pm
I just…I just don't even. What is this? I would accuse this bizarre and incomprehensible name of being selected by the world's least propitious random noun generator, but that would be far too generou...
No More Waity, Katie 30 Apr 2011 | 03:18 pm
Charming. Prince Charming. Finally a nail polish marketed to the enormous audience who have already knit their own royal wedding, hooked up their Kate and William commemorative refrigerator, and are j...
Bitches Brew 8 Nov 2010 | 09:39 am
SCENE I. A cavern. In the middle, a boiling nail polish bottle. Thunder. Enter the three Bitches. First Bitch Thrice I've backstabbed my best friend. Second Bitch Thrice and once today I've whined. ...
Cool As 11 Aug 2010 | 12:50 am
Do you American folks ever wonder if it is just our overheated advertising industry that is responsible for nail polish monstrosities? Finally, I have evidence of a foreign crime worth extraditing (gr...
Princesses Rule! 3 Aug 2010 | 12:43 am
I'm pretty sure that, by definition, they don't.
Give Me Moor! 1 Aug 2010 | 02:43 pm
Wow, really? Really? How did nobody's offensiveness radar go off when you named a nail polish after a race of people, colored it to approximate their skin tone, and then asked to possess them? Follow-...
Deer Valley Spice 6 Jul 2010 | 03:02 pm
Here is a list of things that should be named "Deer Valley Spice": 1) A scented candle used in a hunting lodge 2) The mildly scandalous gossip column on the back page of a Massachusetts preparatory s...
Lemonade Stand By Your Man 12 Jun 2010 | 12:20 pm
Honey, let me give you a little advice. If you are having issues with your man, you might want to consider whether they spring from the fact that you appear to be the owner and operator of a lemonade ...
