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'Twas the Month After Negropedia 5 Feb 2012 | 10:52 pm
'twas the month after negropedia, and all through the sphere a few people were talking, but not fully three cheers the new yorker said yay, the daily beast says a hoot but some say "he’s racist,...
WORDEMUP 4 Feb 2012 | 11:21 pm
Born October 4th (a Libra!), weighing in at, uh, a few ounces, (even less if you cop the digi-baby). A bundle of joy, you have your mommy's eyes, and your daddy's, well, CENSORED TOO HOT FOR TV/INTERN...
Esperanza Spalding: Black Gold 4 Feb 2012 | 08:38 am
Intro's a little long, indulgent, retro with the dad getting tight about his children's lack of lessons w/r/t Africa. Aren't all the teachers on facebook now? you can "like" or "meh" the lesson plans ...
Rules for Rhyming in Public 25 Dec 2011 | 09:12 am
On behalf of this dude, and the viral video frenzy he created, I put some tips for rhyming in public up on Grantland. But definitely looking forward to everyone getting more comfortable with intense e...
I Wanna Dress Like Mike 21 Dec 2011 | 08:47 am
I had sort of noticed Michael Jordan seemed to dress not quite like a champion. But only until someone started collecting the case studies on tumblr did I grasp the hilarious weight of the problem. OM...
Stocking Stuffer: The Soulquarian Box Set 21 Dec 2011 | 07:46 am
Happy Holidays! Here is your stocking stuffer for the person who has everything. They won’t have this, cause it didn’t exist until now: The Soulquarian Box Set. Put it in your phone. Put it in the cl...
Be Right Back, Working On My Craig Ferguson 20 Dec 2011 | 04:47 am
i think this is my favorite flirty late show banter segment ever. make sure you peep the "kiss" towards the end. great finish! ...gotta get me one of them snake cups.
When You Said You Were Getting Your Nails Did I Was Not Expecting The Finger Apocalypse 16 Dec 2011 | 11:49 am
via The Daily Beast and Hairpin, and I can only presume in cahoots with the curators at the Museum of Modern Barbershop Art, comes THE CRAZIEST EXPERIMENTS IN GETTING YOUR NAILS DID EVER: These are m...
Are The Roots 'America's Band'? (Yes) 15 Dec 2011 | 01:36 pm
Pop quiz! But with a twist: We’ll provide the multiple choice answers (a la Jeopardy) and your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to figure out the correct question. Looks like this: a. Th...
Charlize Theron Pickup Lines: Guaranteed to Charm! 14 Dec 2011 | 09:31 am
I saw Young Adult last week, threw some grades up on Grantland. One of the things I liked about the film is that it encourages you to dream big. Even if you're a dork stuck in rural small town Minnes...
