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Feels Good To Be Back 4 Mar 2013 | 07:05 am
It's not like I haven't provided myself with an abundance of blog-worthy moments over the last year, because that has most certainly been the case. I just haven't felt like writing humorously, which h...
Porn time. 23 Oct 2012 | 07:52 am
The debate's on, but after seeing the first two I've decided to watch porn instead. I've been doing more of that lately. Not because it's serving as a substitute...I think I just like it more. Editor...
Two Years Ago 26 Jun 2012 | 05:50 am
So I was perusing my blog a little bit today, and because my next post will be much more reflective than humorous I felt the need to re-post this. Enjoy! Editor's Note: To the ones who still read thi...
March 5 Jun 2012 | 01:41 am
Been about three months since these hands have given the keyboard a good ol' strokin, so we'll start with March for now: Editor's Note: Like when you take off a guy's pants, this could be long or it ...
Worth Infinite Words 28 Feb 2012 | 04:30 pm
When I was in college I had a painting of a woman hung on my wall. Due to my blogging credentials, it's easy to presume that this is one of your stereotypical naked chicks riding a bull or covered in ...
What's Up With It? 1 Feb 2012 | 01:52 pm
Hey blog-readers! Actually fuck that enthusiastic, interjectory bullshit because my fucking tooth hurts. Good thing I made an appointment tomorrow with el dentisto because I feel like I got face-fucke...
Random Observations, Part XVI 29 Dec 2011 | 05:26 am
1) If the queen had balls, she would not be king. She'd just be some chick with balls and a vagina. Doesn't seem kingly to me, nor worthy of worship. "Hey everybody, let's kneel for that fuckin' weird...
Partying and Perversion 15 Dec 2011 | 02:10 pm
Hi everyone...yet again it's been far too long since I've graced the screen with my prophylacticly profound prose. I know that sentence didn't make sense, but I'm a humongous fan of alliteration. Edi...
Birthdays and Lapdances 14 Oct 2011 | 03:08 am
If you take the headline literally you may infer that I was at a strip club over the weekend. Long story short, I got drunk and saw some titties. Long story longer, I fasted on Yom Kippur, broke the f...
Whoops, I Passed Out 6 Oct 2011 | 02:04 am
Introductory note: I was going to post this last night at around 11:00 but passed out...I guess that's fitting. Wow I haven't done this in awhile - what I mean by "this" is smoke a blunt while writin...
