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Politically Incorrect Characters 11 Mar 2013 | 05:00 pm
The beatification and martyrdom of oppressed/minority characters is encouraged by the PC Police. Female heroines MUST be spunky, attractive and assertive. "Ethnic" characters MUST be inherently altrui...
Smexxxy Friday (Bear Sex) 8 Mar 2013 | 07:30 pm
Um...not referring to gay men...I'm actually talking about bears. The animals. I ran across this ridiculous article while surfing the internet. Being the altruistic cannibal I am, I uh, thought I'd sh...
Smexxxy Friday 1 Mar 2013 | 06:30 pm
If you have to squeeze that much, honey, you ain't got nothin' to show. Honestly, that was my first thought when I looked at this photo. I think every girl over the age 13 knows this trick, closing th...
Nonlinear Narration 25 Feb 2013 | 09:59 pm
Nonlinear narration is when you tell your story out of chronological order. Think movies like Kill Bill, (500) Days of Summer, The Social Network, Pulp Fiction, Vanilla Sky, Memento, etc. Some of my m...
Writers Are Divas. 'Nuff said. 18 Feb 2013 | 06:30 pm
We writers are a self-absorbed, whiny bunch, aren't we? We assume the words we write are worthy of consumption and discussion. We expect to be admired for our "originality" and "creativity," and when ...
2/13 Media of the Month: Romantically Apocalyptic 15 Feb 2013 | 07:00 pm
I've been giggling over this artbook all month. It has gorgeous photo-realism, radioactive high-fructose corn syrup, and lots of snark. Romantically Apocalyptic is a web comic by Vitaly S. Alexius. I ...
Character Count 13 Feb 2013 | 07:00 pm
A sign of weak writing (at least to ME) is when the author juggles more than 100 million "main" characters and is head popping every 5 seconds. But I'm pretty old skool and I try to keep my total char...
Smexxxy Friday 8 Feb 2013 | 07:00 pm
I think Portugese is a very sexy language. This song is my latest musical fixation. Enjoy your weekend, minions.
Byronic Hero 4 Feb 2013 | 10:41 pm
...A staple character in any gothic tale worth its salt, right? *Sigh* I kinda got over the Byronic Hero in the 8th grade. Who really wants the bipolar, angsty white dude who acts like a total flamin...
Smexxxy Friday (Silicone Penis Injection) 1 Feb 2013 | 06:30 pm
Meet Mister Mark--a strange man who thought it would be a good idea to inject silicone into his penis. He now fondly calls his member "The Blob." Hmmm but I wonder what we shall call it? :) Mister Ma...
