My Saturday 24 Jul 2011 | 12:52 pm

What I've Learned So Far in 2011 4 Mar 2011 | 07:26 am

Okay, so it's been awhile. I've been busy.  And procrastinating.  But like, also busy. To get reacquainted, let's start off with some notes from 2011 so far: I went on a trip to Malaysia and Brunei...

Animals, Volume 2 21 Dec 2010 | 06:54 am

When I posted Animals, Volume 1 five months ago, each of the below animals nervously read through the post and let out a sigh of relief at the end when it was clear they had survived unscathed.  I hop...

11 Unfortunate Moments From My Past 18 Nov 2010 | 08:01 am

1) The time I saw an old, hairy, incredibly obese man naked. 2) The day I first learned where milk came from. We've all decided that this is okay, but it's not.  Milk is a cow's breast milk.  I was ...

29 Years, 29 Thoughts 29 Oct 2010 | 06:11 am

So. We're back here, huh? Back in this weird room where we hang out sometimes. I'm glad you're here with me, I must say. This is the last place I'd want to hang out alone. It's a room full of my th...

People Who Suck 23 Sep 2010 | 02:59 am

People that are loudly social on the street outside my apartment on weekend nights that I decide to stay in, reminding me that I’m being a loser, and ruining everything. Everyone at the Superbowl par...

9 Things That Make My Life Worse 1 Sep 2010 | 05:35 am

1) Kids that bang on the piano while I'm playing. And yes, I'm very proud of that piano drawing. 2) My iPhone deciding to start playing random songs at random times.  In the old days, the thing tha....

11 Situations That Make Me Feel Awkward 12 Aug 2010 | 03:51 am

Note:  I have gotten ahold of a writing tablet... 1) The phrase, "Have you lost weight?"  I have never said it without feeling awkward.  It's an intensely personal thing to mention to someone you don...

Some Thoughts on a Tuesday 21 Jul 2010 | 06:36 am

There is no extra space in New York apartments.  A fact I seemed to forget recently when I bought a 12-pack of paper towels.  I took one out and put it on the counter.  Then I walked around the apartm...

Animals, Volume 1 5 Jul 2010 | 08:28 am

In the past, we've tackled companies and toys. Today, we'll engage in a discussion of animals. Animals are funny fellows. They're intensely ridiculous, but they also take themselves intensely serious...