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Denied 19 Aug 2013 | 06:36 am
The alternate title to this post is: Sh1t-MyPoolBoy-won't-buy-me-no-matter-how-much-I-beg-or-what-sexual-favors-I-offer.Granted, he bought me a pulpit that I turned into a bar thereby securing my spot...
Driven to Drink 6 Aug 2013 | 07:10 am
To Chunk and other teenage boys: If you are, in fact, so desperate for Drivers' Ed that you will blindly allow your parents to sign you up online using their credit card and their merlot-dulled wits,...
Written Warning to All That Cross My Path 26 May 2013 | 07:53 am
If you don't want a "blog name" you'd better behave yourself!
Joyful Noise 12 May 2013 | 03:27 am
You know what's worse than a van full of teenagers singing along to blaring rock music in the parking lot of Walmart? A van full of teenagers singing along to Christian rock music in the parking lot o...
Gifted 10 May 2013 | 08:30 am
My students have to endure much of the same relentless sarcasm and offbeat witticisms that y'all do, except they get the G rated versions. When they leave pencils and paper on the floor, I tell them t...
What Happens When We Die 5 May 2013 | 02:08 am
All erroneous speculation as to my whereabouts can now cease. I have NOT fallen off the planet, nor have I been in prison. The REAL explanation for my lengthy absence from blogdom is that I have been...
Somebunny Stop Me 5 May 2013 | 12:48 am
So. Trainwreck and BrideOfTrainwreck and the Grandsh1t are visiting this week. Y'all know I have mercilessly tormented BrideOfTrainwreck with the warning that my babysitting skills consist of a bot...
Somebunny Stop Me 23 Mar 2013 | 06:57 pm
So. Trainwreck and BrideOfTrainwreck and the Grandsh1t are visiting this week. Y'all know I have mercilessly tormented BrideOfTrainwreck with the warning that my babysitting skills consist of a bot...
Don't Sweat It 17 Mar 2013 | 07:44 pm
Hand To Gawd just saw a chick in the self checkout a t Walmart scan a container of deodorant, raise her shirt, and apply the deodorant to her underarms before dropping it into her bag. This even tops ...
Intruder Alert 16 Mar 2013 | 08:01 pm
So Last month we got this heads-up email from an administrator telling us that the district safety crew was going to conduct a test to see if we would let evildoing strangers into the building. The g...
