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Saturday Satire : Chocolate Factory 30 Mar 2013 | 03:23 pm
My mate ended up trapped at his new job for 24 hours the other day there - told me working in a chocolate factory is downright dangerous A whole shelf load of chocolate bars buried him up to the neck...
Saturday Satire : Chuckles 23 Mar 2013 | 10:00 am
The Grim Reaper came for me last night , and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him o...
St Patrick's Day 17 Mar 2013 | 10:30 am
A day I celebrate, not for St Patrick but because it is my Dad's birthday. Today he would have been 82 years old and we would have gone out for a meal to celebrate the occasion, marked with a pint of ...
Saturday Satire : Luck? 16 Mar 2013 | 04:34 pm
A man goes to the doctors and asks why he's been feeling ill. The doctor examines him and replies "I'm sorry to tell you, you've got the disease known as Yellow 24." "What's that?” the man asks. "It m...
New Wonder Drugs - soon available near you 15 Mar 2013 | 06:23 pm
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Busy, Busy, Busy 9 Mar 2013 | 05:43 pm
Sorry, my bad, I have been so busy at work recently that this blog has taken a back seat. It is nice for me, as I am interested in what I am doing, so the days whizz by and then weekends are catch up...
Saturday Satire: The Hunt 9 Mar 2013 | 05:32 pm
Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged ...
Saturday Satire : Einstein's Theory 23 Feb 2013 | 04:42 pm
Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of ...
Brrr from Cornwall 23 Feb 2013 | 04:40 pm
We shouldn't complain, but we do.. we brits love the weather it is a great talking point and even the papers enter in to the spirit of the very britishness of discussing the weather we are experiencin...
Sadness in Kernow 12 Feb 2013 | 09:38 pm
Trevor Grills, one of the Fisherman's Friends died yesterday following a tragic accident at Guildford at the weekend. I loved his rendition of the Last Leviathan and this poem by John Masefield perfec...
