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Chain of Command 3 Aug 2011 | 05:10 am
I work for an ad agency a while ago which opened a new department who was tasked operating a new facet of our client relations. The group was organized as such. VP Director of Sales (me) Director ...
BFF Consultants, LLC 20 Oct 2010 | 06:41 pm
Our company hired some consultants to review our accounting software and procedures. One of them was a midget, but that’s not the funny part. What’s funny is I found out the cost of the consultant gr...
Our Big Fat Greek Layoff 25 Jun 2010 | 08:53 am
We have a large group of our team who are leaving us for various reasons by the end of this week/month. We would like to have a get together tomorrow at the Big Fat Greek Restaurant at 11:30 a.m. to s...
Boss Boss 16 Jun 2010 | 01:44 pm
Dear BS Job, three months ago my boss told us that we would produce a draft without discussing the project requirements with the VP first, in our boss’ words to “show we’re innovative”. Then we’d shar...
Who is Marcia? 13 Mar 2010 | 06:38 am
Dear BullshitJob, I am a helpdesk guy at a huge corporate campus…and let me tell you about a conversation between me and my boss regarding Marcia. I’m gonna copy you on some emails. [Ed: Here they are...
Long Notice 27 Feb 2010 | 12:52 pm
I knew I was quitting, so I gave 2 month notice at my job. I know, two MONTHS? But I figured it was the right thing to do, and they could hire my replacement in plenty of time. After I gave notice my ...
The Non-Word Corpspeak Dictionary 11 Dec 2009 | 07:26 am
These are from the same department at one company Authorizator – refers to an individual with system administrative priveleges. Acronymize – “We do not want to acronymize our product names for clien...
Health Care 28 Sep 2009 | 06:11 pm
Our current American “heath care crisis” has given our company management the opportunity to cut benefits. Despite the insurance company raising our group rates a mere 6% this year, management has cut...
Worst Desk Location Ever 18 Sep 2009 | 04:04 am
After getting laid off as a highly-paid programmer at a startup I had the good fortune (??) to land another job within 2 weeks. It was a three month contract at another startup company in a high-rise ...
How Many VPs Does It Take To…? 29 Jul 2009 | 09:48 am
I am pleased to announce that Todd [last name misspelled and later corrected by SVP] has been appointed to the newly created position of Vice President, Group Marketing and will report to me. The dyna...
