Stupid courtrooms, Americas newest export. 30 Jun 2011 | 02:05 am

[This link was originally on Sankaku Complex. While I will capitalize the name I won't link to it for reasons you'd know if you go there. Anyways, this article is worth reading because of its insanity...

All I wanted to do was pay 40000 yen/hour to talk but he had to whip out his giant throbbing spiritual plan and make me read it. 29 Jun 2011 | 04:31 am

So I, uhhhh, was walking my dog earlier this month when I was accosted by three non-non-Japanese women. Usually when something like this happens I expect someone to lose a face or a couple toes (and I...

This is what happens when you clean your house, you find odd videos. Lesson? Don’t clean. Ever. 16 Jun 2011 | 11:26 pm

It took a long time to reach this moment, but it’s finally here. What I have for you is no (much) less than 9 minutes in heaven. Enjoy, and watch out for samurai who scour foreign lands for people jus...

A time when grinding might actually not being 100% pointless. 13 May 2011 | 02:02 am

I know this isn’t really related to Japan at all, however since it’s related to teaching and includes many interesting ideas I recommend you watch it. If you’re a teacher/educator why don’t you give t...

Did you know the sky has ears? It’s true. Don’t believe me? Well if you just pray to the sky it will open up your ears and show you the Truth. 3 May 2011 | 10:57 pm

For any language, when you listen to a foreign language that you don’t understand you sometimes hear words in your own language. There’s a word for that in Japanese, soramimi (空耳). Through my Sunbook ...

Pictures from the island asylum 20: This was the only time I wasn’t looking at Master; I thought I saw a flying half-Chihuahua, half-squirrel. 27 Apr 2011 | 01:32 am

Looking to the left of the frame, not just for humans anymore.

I’ll get power, the only power nothing can beat. Ninja ninja, ninja ninja ninja. Ninja ninja, ninja ninja ninja. 20 Apr 2011 | 03:27 am

At some point in the past I did something where I went somewhere to take somethings of stuff. I’d tell you more, but then I’d have to make a futile attempt at fatally wounding you; this, quite obvious...

I became a ninja! Here’s my story. 18 Apr 2011 | 05:03 pm

All is fine, $0. Things will be OK, $0. You shouldn’t worry so much, $0. FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END YOU DUMBASS, Priceless. 7 Apr 2011 | 05:35 pm

You. Mothers. Of. Truckers. The level of shit I’ve had to deal with because of you bastards is far too high. Yes, an earthquake that causes that tsunami that then subsequently causes a nuclear quandar...

Well……. shit 16 Mar 2011 | 04:00 am

All of you should know that there has been a very large earthquake in northeastern Japan. There’s no reason to go over what everyone knows so I don’t plan on doing that (but if you’ve really been that...