Obey Hunger | 5.99 30 Sep 2012 | 09:20 am

I am the devil 2 Oct 2011 | 01:38 pm

and, well, we all know why he’s here.

American History X / Edward Furlong Print 28 Jul 2011 | 10:14 am

“I’m the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? ‘Cause I control the underwear. “ And now you too can own this beautiful 11×17 printed cardstock.

Mission: Complete. 27 Jul 2011 | 10:27 am

Maybe im warped, or maybe I just watched american history X too many times. Maybe…I just really hate juice. Share

Quit stalin. 26 Jul 2011 | 10:55 am

We tried “quit hitlering” It really didnt have the same ring, and we’re way too damn tired to make it a “thing”. Share

Run and tell dat. 26 Jul 2011 | 10:51 am

Theres no need to run. We gonna find you. Share

Cash for change 26 Jul 2011 | 10:44 am

You need some attitude in the torso region, and you can either buy this shirt, or come over and let us slap you with a cheeseburger. Seriously though, give us a cool $20 bill, and you’ll get change, b...

Stop. Collaborate. Listen. 26 Jul 2011 | 10:39 am

In that order. Any other order than the explicit instructions above usually ends in rape. Also, this is the scariest shirt on this site. Share

Fright Night film festival 25 Jul 2011 | 07:11 am

Apparently your generation doesn’t want to see vampire killers anymore, nor vampires either. All they want to see slashers running around in ski masks, hacking up young virgins. -Peter Vincent Holy ...

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