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Engineers with Sense of Humor 18 Jun 2010 | 01:44 pm
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe Sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the For...
The Sign 6 Nov 2009 | 08:05 am
Explanation of Life 13 Oct 2009 | 07:04 am
On the first day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog ...
Smart Ad 6 Sep 2009 | 07:01 am
Who wants to be a millionaire? 26 Aug 2009 | 07:00 am
A contestant named Sally, on ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’, had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she w...
New Office Policy 16 Aug 2009 | 06:59 am
Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and ther...
Strictly Irish Humor 6 Aug 2009 | 06:58 am
Paddy was walking along the street in Dublin when he rounds a corner and there’s a high rise building on fire. Paddy being the kind-hearted Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and ...
Woman Who know Their Place 28 Jul 2009 | 06:55 am
With apologies to our sisters in Afghanistan! Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily...
Misunderstandings can be Fatal! 19 Jul 2009 | 06:57 am
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I...
Australian Court Decision 12 Jul 2009 | 06:58 am
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 — CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another ...