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He’s finally found someone who will listen 22 Aug 2013 | 08:19 am
If you recall from my former writings, my darling husband has had a little trouble getting his offspring pumped about the things that thrill him to his very marrow. Like driving around cul-de-sacs. ...
You’ve Got Lipstick On Your Teeth 8 Aug 2013 | 06:58 am
Big news, dudes. Dusty be published. I am a contributing author to this delightful anthology, on sale starting TODAY on Amazon! With pieces by incredible female humorists like Leslie Marinelli, Wen...
Crap At My Mother’s House, Volume 3 1 Aug 2013 | 01:59 am
Greetings from Koontz Lake, Indiana, and welcome to a very special edition of “Crap At My Mother’s House”! While there are certainly enough clocks that sing obnoxious earworm tunes every hour on the ...
Driving Tips for the Middle of Nowhere 19 Jul 2013 | 08:16 am
I’ve discovered a few things during my time in Maine. Yes, yes, we already know that a swooping bat can be dominated by a 75-year old man with a flyswatter. But beyond that obvious moral lesson, her...
The Bellydancer Rides Again 11 Jul 2013 | 02:59 am
Just tickled to share with you the video from Listen To Your Mother NYC! Mama Rose, this story will never, ever get old–this is your moment!! To view every single wonderful reader in our fantastic Ne...
When Moms Console (with bonus inner monologue) 9 Jul 2013 | 05:29 pm
Locale: My in-laws’ home in the woods of so-Northern-Maine-it’s-almost-Canada Players: 2 old Filipinos, screaming daughter, consoling mother, and a freakin’ bat Time: Night. When freakin’ bats wake ...
I’m ready for my spray tan, Mr. DeMille 5 Jul 2013 | 05:55 pm
Oh my my, so much to tell you. First off, I survived Florida again, much to the relief of Mama Rose, who suddenly recalled that she had not warned me about serial killers this year, and did a quick r...
I got me a bad case of smilin’ mighty jesus 25 Jun 2013 | 03:50 pm
Greetings from Gainesville, y’all. Yes, I have been speaking with a wicked Southern accent the last few days. I swear on a stack of Gone With The Winds that I am not mocking anyone, I just have a cra...
Under the Florida Sun. Like “Under the Tuscan Sun”, except with Gator paraphernalia. 19 Jun 2013 | 04:50 pm
In case you missed the news, Border Patrol did indeed allow me to come back to America from Canada and I was so grateful that I decided to go to Florida. For the last four years, I’ve spent a couple o...
Allow me to judge your country based on a 36-hour visit 14 Jun 2013 | 07:27 am
I just spent 36 hours in Canada attending a wedding. Based on those 36 hours, here is what I’ve surmised: 1. Canadians are very concerned with percentages. 2. Canadians have dubious artistic taste. ...
