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Best Jokes About Dentists 26 Aug 2013 | 12:27 pm
Hope you don’t find my list of the best jokes about dentists too painful? As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth? Little Johnny: Y...
Natural Disaster – Marriage Joke 24 Aug 2013 | 12:10 am
Natural Disaster – Marriage Joke Nobody teaches Icelandic or Hawaiian volcanoes to erupt,Floods to arise,Hurricanes to form,Nobody teaches how to choose a wifeNatural disasters just happen !!!!!!!!!!...
New Great Invention 23 Aug 2013 | 04:24 pm
Wish I thought of this new great invention! Jar with a Twist. Have you ever wanted to get the last bit of peanut butter out of those poorly-designed jars and end up with your hands covered in the de...
Old Age and Roses 19 Aug 2013 | 09:20 pm
Never thought about Old Age and Roses this way before! “Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done when in walked a 21-year-old girl with a low-cut blouse that revealed the tatt...
The Wit of Phyllis Diller 16 Aug 2013 | 04:45 pm
The Wit of Phyllis Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller ...
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist 12 Aug 2013 | 12:33 pm
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice toge...
Love in the Golden Years 10 Aug 2013 | 04:33 pm
Hope you enjoy this little story about Love in the Golden Years? TENDERFLAKE……… A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Tenderflake, Oh Tenderflake!’ Soon an assistant manager...
Anthony Weiner Joke ~ Anthony Weiner and the Magic Fairy 8 Aug 2013 | 02:44 pm
Thought you might enjoy this Anthony Weiner Joke! So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! Anthony Weiner and his wife were celebrating their wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaur...
Famous Golf Quotes ~ What a Game! 5 Aug 2013 | 12:44 pm
I hope you enjoy these Famous Golf Quotes. “Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.” — John Updi...
Best Deal for Razor Blades 5 Aug 2013 | 05:44 am
My son sent me this info about getting the best deal for Razor Blades. It’s called Dollar Shave Club Shave Time Shave Money Dollar Shave Club couldn’t be simpler. Select one of there great razors, ...
