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One last thing: R.I.P., Steve Jobs 7 Oct 2011 | 05:01 am
Rest in peace, Steve Jobs. O shaman, O wizard, O golden son of Zeus and mortal woman, you defied the gods, stole fire & gave it to mankind. For this they struck you down. Bastards! “One more t...
I’m totally fine, but goodbye for now 18 Jan 2011 | 03:28 am
No doubt you’ve seen the news. For obvious reasons I won’t be blogging here anymore, though I will leave the archives up. I hope you’ll pray to whatever God you believe in, and heap endless scorn and ...
Apology 13 Jan 2011 | 06:31 am
Yesterday’s post with the two photos was in poor taste. Many readers wrote in to point this out. They’re right. I was wrong. I have taken it down. I apologize for causing offense. Related posts: An ...
My talk with a left-wing hack 11 Jan 2011 | 07:33 am
So I had the opportunity, over the weekend, to speak to a hack from a top-tier news outlet. This guy leans left, as do almost all of the hackery, no matter what they might claim about being neutral or...
Signs of the apocalypse 18 Dec 2010 | 03:55 am
* Stock in private tech startups has risen 54% in the past six months. * A company that makes a wristband for using your iPod Nano as a wristwatch has raised nearly $1 million in venture funding. * ...
Hate-spewing “Christians” need to listen up 7 Dec 2010 | 05:10 am
You may have heard that a bunch of born-again idiots tried to sneak a gay-hating app into our App Store, and we pulled it, and now the wingnuts are protesting. See coverage on Catholic News Agency and...
R.I.P., Leslie Nielsen 30 Nov 2010 | 08:06 am
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In case you are traveling this week 24 Nov 2010 | 09:44 am
I’m told that people who don’t have their own jets are being forced to subject to some humiliating patdowns. If you’re among those people, I will pray for your soul. Related posts: Oxymoron of the W...
I have no reason to run this photo 19 Nov 2010 | 09:24 am
But I saw it on Gawker and found it inspirational. Apparently she is some kind of singer. I’ve asked my iTunes people to come up with some pretext for a meeting. Related posts: Another reason not to...
Woz backpedals, right on cue 19 Nov 2010 | 09:21 am
He claims to Engadget that he was misquoted. Just like we told him to say. He was like, How can I just go out today and say the exact opposite of what I just said yesterday? I told him, Easy, I do it ...
