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group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university 23 Aug 2013 | 07:34 am
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s p...
A testing engineer walks into a bar 23 Aug 2013 | 07:34 am
A testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar. Jumps into a bar. Slides into a bar. Stumbles into a bar. Looks at a ba...
99 little bugs in the code 23 Aug 2013 | 07:33 am
99 little bugs in the code 99 bugs in the code patch one down, compile it around 117 bugs in the code
In order to understand recursion 23 Aug 2013 | 07:32 am
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep 23 Aug 2013 | 07:32 am
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Java and C were telling jokes 23 Aug 2013 | 07:31 am
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
What's the best thing thing about UDP jokes? 23 Aug 2013 | 07:30 am
What's the best thing thing about UDP jokes? I don't care if you get them
Manager, Mechanical Engineer and a Software Analyst 23 Aug 2013 | 07:29 am
A manager, a mechanical engineer, and software analyst are driving back from convention through the mountains. Suddenly, as they crest a hill, the brakes on the car go out and they fly careening down ...
Destory Procedure Joke 23 Aug 2013 | 07:27 am
"It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity proce...
Threading Programming Joke 23 Aug 2013 | 07:27 am
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, 'I know, I'll use threads' - and then they have two problems.
