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Post #1377: The Relatively Short Goodbye 14 Nov 2008 | 02:54 pm
Hello, everyone. After 21 years, and almost 40 million posts (we'll have to check those numbers, but it's something like that), we have decided to bring FJM to an end. Although we have not lost our ...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! 30 Oct 2008 | 02:17 pm
OMG you guys!!!! Could the 19-year "Sunday Night Baseball" broadcasting partnership of ESPN's Jon Miller and Joe Morgan be coming to an end?... Well-embedded baseball moles contend the answer is "ye...
"What Fucking Language Is This?" 25 Oct 2008 | 05:48 pm
That is the title of an email I received from Don and Kim M. in reference to the latest Plaschke cut to drop. Here are the first four lines -- like the 30 free seconds you get from iTunes. These are ...
Irrelevant/Counter-Irrelevant 23 Oct 2008 | 02:06 pm
It's time to play no-one's favorite game, "Irrelevant/Counter-Irrelevant," with Jayson Stark and Jim Caple. The goal is to make as many irrelevant points as you can in the space alloted. First, Irrele...
Poetry 20 Oct 2008 | 05:47 am
Bears-Vikes, 14:56 left in the 2nd quarter. Marty Booker drops an easy TD pass from Kyle Orton, bringing up 2nd and goal from the 15. The announcer, whose voice I do not recognize and whose name I am ...
"Jerry 'Needs An Instruction' Manuel" --Chris Berman (1955-2008) 18 Oct 2008 | 10:20 am
KT covered some Manuel lunacy in the Gallimaufry, and there's more where that came from: While the big offensive trio had respectable statistics or better, they didn't stop the September slide. Manue...
Let's Gallimaufry This Shizz 18 Oct 2008 | 07:18 am
Gallimaufry time, mofos. Mark S. writes in and says: In the Oct. 13 The Sporting News, somebody put together a panel of 16 former major-league shortstops and asked them some questions. First I'll l...
Congratulations 2008 NL Champion Philadelphia Phillies! 16 Oct 2008 | 06:09 pm
Not one of ESPN's 18 baseball experts picked you to make it to the Fall Classic. Mazel Tov, Greg Dobbs and co.!
Snippet 14 Oct 2008 | 03:27 pm
We don't have a lot of time these days, which is why our posts are appearing less frequently than Sarah Palin on Meet the Press. (Ooooooooooooh shit! Political humor! Bam!) Anyway, I just got home fro...
Fun With Math 11 Oct 2008 | 04:22 pm
ALCS Game 1. Sox up 2-0 in the ninth. Your graphic reads: ALCS History: Game 1 winner has won series 12 of 22 times (55%). Your announcer, Chip Caray, says: As you can see, winning Game 1...very i...
