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"I have to get dressed so that I don’t look too lazy when I go out to pay the gardener." 4 Sep 2012 | 08:14 pm

“I have to get dressed so that I don’t look too lazy when I go out to pay the gardener.” - (submitted by lifetheuniverseandeverythinginit)

"I cant find the right balance between my fan and my electric blanket." 1 Sep 2012 | 03:12 am

“I cant find the right balance between my fan and my electric blanket.” - (submitted by connormackenzie)

"I went to go babysit for an hour and the kids didn’t know what their own wi-fi password was." 29 Aug 2012 | 10:56 am

“I went to go babysit for an hour and the kids didn’t know what their own wi-fi password was.” - (submitted by princess-absahail)

"I type so fast that my expensive fake nails keep hitting the wrong keys." 27 Aug 2012 | 07:36 pm

“I type so fast that my expensive fake nails keep hitting the wrong keys.” - (submitted by krissy-a-s)

"The only power socket near my massage chair is “Plasma Display Only”." 15 Aug 2012 | 01:03 pm

“The only power socket near my massage chair is “Plasma Display Only”.” - (submitted by chrmzn)

"I want to enjoy my beer in the garden but the wifi doesn’t work out there." 14 Aug 2012 | 08:49 am

“I want to enjoy my beer in the garden but the wifi doesn’t work out there.” - (submitted by loveiseveryone)

"I get embarrassed while I watch the maid wash my dirty lacy underwear that require to be handwashed." 25 Jul 2012 | 05:36 am

“I get embarrassed while I watch the maid wash my dirty lacy underwear that require to be handwashed.” - (submitted by Gece)

"Another Asian person set next to me on the bus. Now people probably think he’s my dad." 24 Jul 2012 | 01:30 pm

“Another Asian person set next to me on the bus. Now people probably think he’s my dad.” - (submitted by iamrebelspy)

"I can’t fit a cocktail table in my family room because it blocks the foot rest on my reclining sofa." 19 Jul 2012 | 11:55 am

“I can’t fit a cocktail table in my family room because it blocks the foot rest on my reclining sofa.” - (submitted by AEF)

"It pisses me off when good-looking athletes lose. It adds a somewhat depressing dimension to..." 17 Jul 2012 | 12:22 pm

“It pisses me off when good-looking athletes lose. It adds a somewhat depressing dimension to masturbating to them.”

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